Why is it that we keep hearing about how the NBA needs to rehabilitate its image, when the largest problems – by far – are happening in the NFL? Remember two years ago when USA Today plastered headshots of all the NFL players who had been arrested? (The Washington Post posted a lengthy list, too.) In the wake of the latest player malefeasance – Seattle All-Pro Lofa Tatupu getting hit with a DUI over the weekend when he blew twice the league legal limit – one has to wonder if another cover story is in the works.

Let’s see … Marvin HarrisonCedric BensonAhmad BrooksKenny Wright … Chris Henry … Kenton Keith … these are just a few we could remember off the top of our head. And as far as athletes go, we’ll never understand how they’re getting DUIs. Tatupu just signed a $42 million deal in March. He’s got three friends in the car. Did he lose his cell phone? Why else would he not call a cab to cart him and his buddies around? He’s risking forty-two million bucks by getting behind the wheel intoxicated. Jeez.

Seahawks’ Tatupu apologizes after arrest (Seattle Times)
NFL Star popped for DUI at McDonald’s (TMZ)