Sad Day at the Wash Post: Kornheiser Takes Buyout
Media Gossip/Musings May 14th. 2008, 10:00am
Guess this could be filed under breaking news, but several readers have written in this morning to say that Tony Kornheiser just announced on his radio show that he has taken a buyout from the Washington Post. The DC Sports Bog has taken some notes:
“All I ever wanted to be was a newspaper writer,” he said, which is not something that anyone under the age of 30 will ever say again. “This other stuff is great, but I don’t care about it,” he continued. “In my mind that’s what it says on the headstone, it says ‘newspaper guy.’ “
A reader adds that Kornheiser said: “I guess I am officially retired in a couple of weeks. At least I got some certificates to the Cold Stone Creamery.” Added another: “He’s being funny, but you can tell that he’s disappointed.” Kornheiser said he will be kept on in a part-time capacity to do “Talking Points” with Wilbon. According to a reader, Kornheiser also said that Pulitzer Prize-winning TV critic Tom Shales also took a buyout. (EDIT: Shales took one two years ago, but writes on contract.)
We grew up reading the Post - we’d pick it up from the driveway at 6 a.m. every morning and devour the sports section and breakfast at the same time. More than the sports section, we enjoyed Kornheiser’s Sunday styles columns, where he’d rant about his kids, culture, the Redskins, and basically anything that struck his fancy. We have more than a handful of them tucked away in a manilla folder in our desk. To us, he’ll have no peer when it comes to sports humor.
Sometime in middle school, we faxed a one-page letter to the Washington Post sports department (this was way before gmail and even AOL), telling them we’d like to help them out in any way, shape or form. Mostly, we just wanted to meet Kornheiser. We recall sitting by the fax machine for a good 20 minutes afterward, just in case they wrote back. Shockingly, they didn’t.
Sometime between the summer after college and our first job, we went into the Washington Post for an interview. We met with their high school sports editor, who was a nice fellow, and he explained to us that if we wanted to start out as a stringer, we’d cover high school sports, mostly at night. We went in knowing that there was a two percent chance we’d give it a shot. We were 22, living in a city where all our friends lived, and we’d have to work nights? No way. But we went in to meet with him anyway, and also because we thought maybe we’d see Kornheiser and introduce ourselves. Didn’t happen.
Even though Kornheiser’s hardly been writing for the paper over the last few years, it’s a sad day for us.
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May 14th, 2008 at 10:05 am
saddest part of this story was that his Monday Night Football contract wasn’t bought out as well…
May 14th, 2008 at 10:05 am
in the latter years of the first decade of the 21st century, the word “buyout” is becoming synonymous with “newspaper.”
May 14th, 2008 at 10:06 am
May 14th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Tony,
If you’re reading this, know that my mother complains about you and Wilbon yelling at each other much less than she complains about the guys on Around The Horn. Take solace in that, my friend.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Can I be sincere for a minute? No. Alright then.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:08 am
“talking points” is actually much better than PTI.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:10 am
PTI is the only show on ESPN that I enjoy watching. It’s the only one where I see what’s coming down the sidebar list and I don’t think, “I can hang on for a few more minutes to hear them discuss Mike D’Antoni. It’ll be hard, but I think I can do it.”
May 14th, 2008 at 10:12 am
PTI is never on long enough for me to even read the sidebar… I dont think Kornheiser is funny at all, Wilbon is good but I feel like Kornheiser is an idiot.. I dunno, that might just be me being a hater
May 14th, 2008 at 10:12 am
TBL, i listened all morning. it sounded as though TK just retired and turned down the buyout. i wasn’t exactly sure of the difference. But he made reference to Jeanne McManus not taking the buyout and just retiring as well. Either way, I’m sure TK will continue to prosper on PTI and his radio gig.
I remember the first time i heard Kornheiser on ESPN Radio. It was my sophmore year of college in 2004 and i had a morning break and would throw the radio on my computer. He immediately became a must listen so i scheduled my following semester around his show. I then started to read his Wash Post columns and read his books. You’re right, his humor columns are fantastic. I even gave that show “Listen Up” that was based on his humor columns a chance. What a horrible mistake that was. But TK is one cranky old man, but he is extremely funny and deep down seems like a genuine person.
That sucks you never had the chance to meet him. Maybe you could get an interview. Ha. Not likely. But it would be interesting to say the least.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Sad day…
May 14th, 2008 at 10:16 am
from Tony Kornheiser to Colin Cowherd. Need anymore proof the world is coming to an end.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:16 am
I grew up reading TK’s columns (back when he wrote full sized columns) in the sports and style section as well. I’ve never been a big fan of their political leanings, but they’re columnists are (were?) second to none over the years.
This whole blog/.com sites vs. newspaper columnists is kind of like watching Home Depot crush the little mom and pop hardware store in your neighborhood. You like Home Depot, you shop at Home Depot, it’s more convenient and cheaper, but it’s still sad when the mom and pop store goes out of business.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:19 am
May 14th, 2008 at 10:27 am
“This other stuff is great, but I don’t care about it,â€
Translation: As long as someone is paying me more money than I ever made writing, then I’ll do it.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:34 am
so… job opening for the Ape to return?
May 14th, 2008 at 10:43 am
He hasn’t written much for a couple of years right? Every once in a while I’ll head over to the Post website and check out the archives but Mr Tony is very sporadic.
I still read Wilbon’s articles but have come to the conclusion he is better on PTI than he is a writer. (I know he would punch me in the face if I said that to him personally)
May 14th, 2008 at 10:46 am
@grungedave - Tony must have been spending too much time online.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:50 am
This is breaking news? I saw it on a picture you posted of him like a month ago.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Does anyone know if he will continue his radio show? Does 3WT radio have any affiliation with the Post?
May 14th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Wow, this is some sad news. Not just for Tony but for Tom Shales as well. I still remember reading Shales’ TV show reviews and watching the shows he recommended. Pretty much all of them are off the air now, which demonstrates the state of television today. That and the fact that “Cold Case” and “The Apprentice” are still on the air.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:06 am
@bigtuna: 3WT no longer has any affiliation with the Post since they changed call sign.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:08 am
@tuna: yeah he will continue radio. i don’t think 3WT has an affilition. but i know he will continue radio and ESPN. he said he might sign back on for Talking Points as well.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:20 am
shales and TK are (were?) two of my favorite columnists. i love TK’s sarcasm. most people who never read his column or heard his radio show don’t seem to get him on MNF. i think that’s the reason for the hatred. they expect someone to talk deeply about x’s and o’s like phil simms. that ain’t tony. he’s not about that at all.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:21 am
PTI is one of my favorite shows. I still dont think TK is a good fit for Monday Night Football. He seems out of his element on MNF
May 14th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Who watches MNF at home with the sound on? Hit a bar and watch football like its meant to be watched. Drunk and in the presence of many other drunks.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Quit using “we” just because everyone else does. Either use TBL or I… Ridiculously hard to read with all the “we” crap.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:39 am
My Dad bought me a subscription to the Post during my tenure at Va. Tech–it was fabulous–I loved reading TK and Wilbon and David Aldridge.
I’ll still follow him on PTI and his radio show. One of my greatest thrills ever came when TK read one of my emails on the air during his ESPN radio show. I felt so special–he actually thought it was funny enough to read. I was on cloud nine for days.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:54 am
@Whitlock - I’ll apologize on behalf of TBL. He’s referring to himself, his left bicep (Jack Johnson), and his right bicep (Tom O’Leary). Hence the “we.”
May 14th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
TK was the 1st columnist i ever read on a regular basis, he got me interested in the written word.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
@VA4lovers- that is neat about the email being read on air
May 14th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
If last year is any indication, the radio show will be ending soon, as MNF begins.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Amen, Whitlock.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I wish he’d give up everything but the radio show, which is entertaining.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
@irish–I cracked on him about Pete Sampras–I think it was his last US Open and TK didn’t think he would win–my joke was something lame about eating crow, but damn if it didn’t get read.
I didn’t quit my day job though…
May 14th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
fixed that for you.
I remember when Mr. Tony went off the air at ESPN he said “Give the new guy a chance.”
What a dope.