PM Roundup: Stuff From People We Know
Baseball, Horse Racing, Movies, NBA, Politics May 16th. 2008, 3:20pm
Well, Friday has finally arrived… It’s time to kick back have a drink or two and relax… I’ll be here all weekend so you can send all your interesting tidbits my way… After all, isn’t it more fun to sit in front of a computer and read blogs from the comfort of your own home? I feel its always better to be in an environment that won’t solicit the ire of your supervisor just because you’re in your boxers…
Since its nearly Happy Hour here’s a list of the top 10 beer names ever. (St. Petersburg Times)
What are the odds your mom slept with Wilt Chamberlain? (The World of Isaac)
Mid-West Coast Bias!!! Cards-Cubs crossovers. (PI @ JSF)
We need to rethink the timing of the Triple Crown races. (Kallas Remarks)
We’re about a week away from UFC 84 and BJ Penn seems fully-prepared to beat up Sean Sherk. (MMAjunkie)
I guess if you’re a politician who got caught sending dirty texts, this would have to be the next logical step. (FOXNews)
Don’t know why we never mentioned Junior’s penny gag. (Big League Stew)
You’re trying to tell me the Marlins don’t have the best uniforms in baseball? Poppycock! (Major League Jerk)
Nobody is in Robert Horry’s corner today. (Hakim Drops the Ball!)
It happens to the best of us: Mike Tyson is putting on some weight. (The Spoiler)
This summer is light on sequels. (New York Times)
J.J. Hardy loves rib-eye steaks. (The Onion)
As close as one can come to blasphemy. (WDWGDAB)
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May 16th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Her boobs are veiny.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
/shakes head
May 16th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
She looks like she has a bodonkadonk you could bounce a quarter off of and it would jiggle like jello.
Oh, and eff the Marlins.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
CRM-Are you in charge this weekend? Because I’m on Imig overload right now. He knows why.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
who is that colorful stewardess?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
You took someone else’s Griffey-pennies story?
/No longer friends
May 16th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
This was eerily familiar to Hot Clicks.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I thought that Griffey pennies story looked familiar…
May 16th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
@Hef – Stick with those reading comprehension classes. They’ll pay off eventually.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
If it weren’t for her odd shaped chin and blue veined boobs, I’d whistle. Also, I don’t know how to whistle.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Get my name out of your mouth.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I have the sudden urge to go buy a motorboat.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I think it is Christina Aguilar
May 16th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
when did christina get such large aguileras?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
from her baby, wwtdd posted some pictures of her earlier today,
May 16th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
@Hef. I too have always wondered why she had such veiny boobs.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
KFC, you havent seen her lately? She was pregnant and on Oprah a couple months ago and WOW (looks like she had the baby).
Mega Godzilla Biscuits! (It had to be said)
May 16th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
So if I show my wife this picture and tell her she should look this good after having a baby, that would motivate her, right?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
i clearly missed it in my frequent oprah.com carousing.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Worked for me on Hef’s wife.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
that would only lead to your early death or sleeping on the couch for a while
May 16th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Sorry to interrupt the godzilla biscuits talk but I find it interesting that Interleague play starts today and no one seems to care.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
dang hef, dragon slayer says he got yer wife, ahem, reeeal motivated
May 16th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Did Hef and his common law male partner switch roles? I always thought he played the wife?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
@cbh – It’s a gimmick.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=6522&photo_key=15412
we can compare the veins
May 16th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Ha ha ha – it says “Fat Baby” in the background
May 16th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
CRM–
Calling for the upset. Sherk over Penn (as much as I hate him)
May 16th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
nice catch asf, that’s pretty funny
May 16th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
On the veins of Christina mega ta-tas…if those are real…and she is breastfeeding…the baby is probably sucking the milk out and the veins are popping out…if they are fake…then the implants are pushing up the veins…either way..if you have a dimmer in your bedroom…the veins will not bother you while you tittyfuck her…it’s science
May 16th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Fuck Sherk and his juice.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
people will care for the stellar sunday pitching matchup between the tribe’s cliff lee (6-0, .67 era) vs. the reds volquez (6-1, 1.12era)
May 16th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Roman: I’m sending this to Gina’s mother. She’ll get a kick out of it.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I was never the wife in my relationship no matter what Nick says. HE was the wife. That’s right, take it.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Cant stand Sherk and the juice either, but if he has the cardio I just see him frustrating Penn, but for all I know, Penn will rip his head off in round one
May 16th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@cbh49er – Yeah, it seems much too early for interleague play.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Nick…bet here or at the blog, your choice.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@Dr. Roman. Thanks for clearing that up for us.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
And although I like Machida, but I really hope Ortiz beats him so Dana has to grovel and beg for him to come back.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Nick..what can I say..I am a Renaissance Man
May 16th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
The whole series, or just Sunday’s matchup?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
series.
and dont feel pressured to engage in a wager you’re going to lose.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
@clown – its really win win for Tito. He loses, no big deal he can sign a big contract anywhere else on name alone. If he wins White has to pay up which will drive up the price.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
The thing is, Spence. We have our top 3 pitchers going, so I like our chances.
You have J-So going tonight, who’s just total dogshit.
What’re the terms?
May 16th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I just hate that Dana White. He’s so smug.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
either blog post or name change.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
A blog post about the indians or reds on the site? How novel.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I hate White as well, but Tito IMO is done man. Yeah he will go to Elite and be ok there for a while, but LHW division in UFC stacked, White wouldnt care less.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I made a bet with Mags about the Tigers. Can’t wait.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I’ll write something glowing about Jeremy Sowers, who I have a vested interest in seeing fail.
The commenter here, RD, is in love with the guy, and I’m convinced he’ll have a horrible career.
You do the same about Brandon Phillips, and how he looks so much better in a Reds uniform. Can’t mention Indians or Shapiro, though.
Dealsies?
May 16th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
glowing? i dont think that’s embarassing enough. i want something that will truly be a pain in the ass to carry out.
if i win, you have to write a post about a romantic evening with Travis Hafner…sparing no detail. if i lose, ill do the same only substituting Adam Dunn.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Whoa… this is getting serious.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
@ Nick,
Version of your beef with Sowers? I’m a Vandy fan (insert loserly/robber baron joke here), and he was beastly at VU. I’ve heard scouts are way, way down on him though.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
my bad, first part got cut off on that last comment. Should have been:
Can I get a cliff notes version of your beef with Sowers?
May 16th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
He doesn’t strike anyone out. He’s not a big groundball pitcher. His control is good, not great. He couldn’t break a plane glass window with his “fastball.” What’s not to like?
May 16th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
With Spence’s revised bet terms, we all lose.
/’ccept for Nick. He loves the cock.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
you can get Cliff Lee’s notes…if you can read 0.67 print.
MWAHAHAHAHA
May 16th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
1 c
May 16th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
so Nick…deal?
or better yet…the loser has to argue with cursed about how LBJ is better than Tyrone Lue for another month.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
That sounds pretty rough alright. I’m not a big college baseball fan (metal bats – nuff said), so I never really watched him, just heard the reports 2nd hand.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
If you want me to write about Hafner, that’s fine.
But you have to write about Corey Patterson. And it has to be real gay.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
yea, to be honest, im not a huge sowers fan…he’s riding the wave of a nice little 3 week stint a long while back. he was supposed to be a big time contributor last year, but fausto came thru big time.
given the choice, id take laffey and his curveball from hell over sowers.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
@August. Assuming you are a Vanderbilt grad, how can you not like baseball? It’s the only sport you guys are worth a shit at.
/Go Hogs
May 16th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
That’s ice cold, man. Vanderbilt is good at other sports, too.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
if i have to write about patterson…then you’re writing about grady sizemore…it’ll be hard to write that one off as satire.
and shit son, id rather write about having a romantic evening with corey patterson than adam ‘cattle’ dunn.
its set…
tribe wins – youre writing about grady
reds win – im writing about patterson
May 16th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Love the Office, but no way its as good as Seinfeld was.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
so now I’m “nobody”, too? Ah, f–k it, I’ll just go look at pics of Ms. Aguilera now.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Whoda thunk that baseball was the sport that the Big 10 could beat the SEC at, what with Michigan eliminating Vandy last year?
May 16th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
grunge…im in Horry’s corner too, dont worry brah.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Jalen Rose is too.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
@ arkbadger
Nope. I graduated from Austin Peay, but I’m born and raised in Nashville. I’ve warmed up a little more to our baseball, but having guys like Price and Alvarez around help with that!
I’d say our BB team is mighty respectable at this point. Football is what it is, but I love coach Johnson and the way they go about things… you don’t support a team just because they win (these numb nuts are called UT fans), you support ‘em because they’re your team.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
@August. I’ve never really had a problem with Vanderbilt. I was pretty pissed that son of a bitch Jay Cutler came to Fayetteville and beat us a couple years back, but I was more upset about our piss-poor coaching than I was at Vandy. I saw Price and Nick Schmidt pitch in a game last year here in Fayetteville, there were probably 50 MLB scouts at that game.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
We were also about 3 feet short on a last second field goal to beat you guys the next year as well… you know what they say about Vandy kids: they gotta be smart to find that many ways to lose.
I’ve always got faith that this is the year we make a bowl game though… I was a fan before and through the Woody ball era, so the past few years have actually been kinda nice!
May 16th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
@CRM
BJ Penn needs to finish this fight within the first three rounds. He still gasses and he’s had only one fight go five rounds in his entire career and that was a loss. Sherk is more battle tested to say the least. If it goes all five, then Sherk will win.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Yeah, I was actually at the field goal game that year. It seems like Vandy gets the worst breaks when it comes to football. besides the fact that they are in the SEC East, it seems like they play most everyone pretty tough and like you said, always find a way to lose.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I’m sorry, he’s gone all five only twice. It was a loss and a draw. Still, he can’t have it go all five.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
8 middle school kids got suspended for having sex on a school field trip.
here
May 16th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
8 middle school kids got suspended for having sex on a school field trip.
http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8329697
May 16th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
@jbh49ers
Washington, DC and sex scandal? Outrageous!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Where were these girls/teachers when I was in middle school.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
A) Their mothers were in middle school then.
B) Their mothers were having sex with guys other then you.