Still haven’t seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which stars everyone’s new favorite, the sultry Mila Kunis … one of the coolest photos you’ll see this week - the guy is actually walking on water … Dallas is the new Tampa - the 12-year-old stripper won’t even cost the club its license … and if not Dallas, then certainly Arkansas, where a 12-year-old got a DUI … the new 90210 trailer … it’s probably a good thing we wont see these R. Kelly documents … disturbed ESPN impersonator is finally arrested … Governor’s son hosts keg parties at Governor’s mansion

Mike Silver with a real nice get - Jay Cutler talks about Type I diabetes. (Yahoo Sports)

Jason Whitten of the Cowboys is preparing for a cooking reality TV show. (You Been Blinded)

Gotta love those London tabloid rumors: Becks to Climb Kilimanjaro. (Kickette)

If you’re looking for a good read this morning, look no further than Jere Longman. (NYT)

Hey college kids - networking through Myspace can get you a job! (Morning Call)

Yao donates $70k to a earthquake fund and is called stingy. (Yahoo)

Bill Simmons, now inviting you to read between the lies and understand his Tom Cruise/The Firm references. (Deadspin)

Peyton Manning thinks Brett Favre isn’t fully retired. (Sports by Brooks)

Carlos Delgado during the day and at night are completely different hitters. (NY Sun)

Peter Vecsey has officially gone off the deep end with this Mike Brown-LeBron garbage. (NY Post)