While our masculinity took a hit during last night’s spectacular season finale of Gossip Girl (our loserdom got worse when we heard this song and downloaded it; seems like a great party song), Sports Point was doing something far worse: watching the Bachelorette*, where Mr. Irrelevant from the 2003 NFL draft, Ryan Hoag, made an appearance.

Hoag’s going to get drilled for this, obviously, but he’s the AC Green of pro football - heavily religious, a non-drinker, and a virgin. He admitted this on national television. The weird thing is, he seems like a guy to root for. Give it a half second of thought, or don’t - as sports fans, you’re aware of the debauchery these trustees of modern chemistry regularly get into; this fellow seems like the antithesis of MLB, the NBA and NFL rolled into one. Kinda cool. But you’d think since he’s so backed up, the dude would have been wrecking people and actually stuck on a roster in the NFL, right?

* It is never socially acceptable to watch a show in which one woman is pursued by 20 men. The Bachelor is technically acceptable; any scenario where 20 women are vying for your attention is a good one. Still, we stopped watching after the Jesse Palmer season, when we threw in the towel on all reality TV. (Wait. Upon further inspection, that moment may have come after the second season of Laguna Beach.)