Nothing racy today…Its just Kimbo Slice’s new buddy, Kaley Cuoco… You want to see something a bit more salacious as the week winds down, lemme knowUpdate: Not sure what happened to the original. We’ll try and make up for it.

Anyone going to see The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull at midnight? I had my doubts when I first heard about it (Indiana Jones is pushing like…100?)… And the response at Cannes was just a bit warmer than Medaillen received… Either way I’ll be checking it out before the weekend is over… One theater in my area will be showing it 26 times tomorrow…

Happy birthday to Mr. T….

The Robert Parish/Bill Laimbeer “incident.” (The Commission)

Red Lasso may be in trouble. (FanHouse)

This is a legitimate sport. (Japanese Bug Fights)

With the first pick in the 2008 NBA Draft, the Chicago Bulls select… (Chicago Bull)

Is it just me or could a collection of dumb e-mails take off? (Real. Stupid. Emails.)

Did Cartoon Carl Crawford drop Cartoon Derek Jeter into the real SI jinx? (Rays Index)

An early look at the NL Cy Young candidates. (Major League Jerk)

Wheelchair athlete doping scandal. (The Canadian Press)

Poor New Orleans sports fans. (Hakim Drops the Ball)

Dock Ellis needs a new liver. (LA Times)

Glad I don’t live in California. (Freakonomics)

Scott Brosious is going back to the World Series. (Portland Tribune)