It Has Become Mandatory for All Sports Sections …
Cheerleaders, Media Gossip/Musings May 23rd. 2008, 12:20pm
… to include a lengthy slideshow or gallery of cheerleaders from the city’s NFL team. Today the Sun-Sentinel brings us the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders playing around at Sea World. In bikinis, naturally. The Tampa Tribune does it as well: a slideshow of cheerleader tryouts for the Tampa Bay Bucs. It borders on softcore action, what with all the women doing splits and bending over. Still worth looking at, obviously.
Hey, if an Academy Awards slideshow is the No. 1 traffic story at New York Times, that makes us idiots for not doing galleries. Fanhouse incorporates them relentlessly, along with many other blogs. Galleries for everyone!
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May 23rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
id like to pet her dolphins with my peacock.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Galleries of hot chicks will only increase readership TBL. Just ask WithLeater.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
spence beat me to it
+1 my friend
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
While the second photo was loading, I laughed when I saw how you labeled it. (Show Me Your Peacock)
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Ohhhhh, I totally see what you did there! You’re using “pet her dolphins” as a euphemism for her boobies, whilst the “peacock” refers to your hoo-hoo dillie. This is an overused device often found in imperialistic novellas.
/Hef
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
As Kenneth the page from 30 Rock would say..
Oh Myyy
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
So the new Internet model for newspapers has finally been solved? Good looking women in bikinis? How hard was that? They should hire me as a consultant. Here’s a freebie - free booze.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Kodijack, don’t forget free hookers and blow.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
RexKramerHefInticer is a dick. It’s a good thing he has no power or admin capabilities to anything important…
/shit
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Sadly, the Browns will never have such galleries or slideshows, unless Brady Quinn comes out with a calendar.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
im so there.
where’s it at again?
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
you got it all wrong. dolphins meant “her intellect” and peacock meant “a romantic date followed by a deep, mature discussion.”
/sarcasm - i wouldnt mind a balls-slapping-ass bangathon with that cheerleader…or the dolphin, either one really.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Tampa Bay may have the best looking cheerleaders in the NFL. That reminds me to buy a new binocular for the upcoming season.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I hear the dolphin can kick field goals.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
irish, i recommend a monocular. much cooler.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
@ Hef, laces out?
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
pussies…real men use trinoculars.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
TBL made a funny
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle. Einhorn is a man!
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I just found out I have to stay here until 4, so fuck all ya’ll who get to leave work early
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
TBL- thanks for the advice TBL lol
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
every half hour we’ll have something.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
This is the slowest day ever.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:50 pm
at least its pay day. i might be stuck here till 5.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
thats what she said
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
you guys have to watch that tampa bay video if you got time
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I went to high school, and had loose social ties with a girl who graduated early so she could be a miami dolphins cheerleader.. and rightfully so.. she’s pretty attractive. I think she only made it through one season though. Either way, cheerleaders are good.. and the more links like this, the merrier, and if someone can convince the Chicago Bears to bring back some sort of cheering squad, I’ll give you a dollar.
@ OnterrioSmith: I’ve been watching 30 Rock season one on DVD all week and I almost spit my coffee out at your comment. Thank you for almost ruining my computer.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
irish…thanks for reminding me. i got paid today too…trees will be smoked this evening.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Clown, if it helps, it’s 12:52pm and I’m still in bed.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Cheerleaders are nothing more than a glorified stripper. As long as they don’t show any nipples or meat flaps.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
@CP - Our only hope is for Virginia McCaskey to die and have the rest of the family sell the team.
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Now I know:
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
big nuts, you really had to look that up? bi=2… mono=1
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Is that a joke?
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
+1 Benji lol
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Monocular
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Using the monocular to ogle cheerleaders makes great sense. One hand on the monocular while the other hand stays free to work the joystick. Even cooler if you have an eyepatch covering the other eye.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Monocle
/Nick to Hef, with love
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
@ Chris Plunket: it’s all I have been watching latley too
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Irish buccaneer games might be worthwile this year.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:46 pm
hell yeah jb. me and 3 friends have had season tickets together ever for the past three years. its a fucking blast