Athlete-lovin’ Gabrielle Union … an interview many of you have been asking for will be posted around the lunch hour … Reggie Bush and his reality-TV girlfriend just aren’t the story they once were … any Jody Foster fans in the house? … Cristiano Ronaldo’s incredibly voluptuous ex-girlfriend is putting out a bikini calendar … movie legend Sydney Pollack, dead at 73 … another reason to avoid Wal-Mart – scorpions! …

The obligatory “Danica’s overhyped” post-mortem on Indy. (Rocky Mountain News)

Vince Young nearly retired after his rookie season in the NFL because “it wasn’t fun anymore.” (NFL.com)

Gary Carter is a douche, he shouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame, and the mere fact we’re still talking about Willie Randolph possibly being fired is beyond dumb. See our Jim Leyland comparison before yelling at us. (Newsday)

Despite breathless reports saying they were done – but not here! – Romo and Simpson dined in Dallas this weekend. Smart man, that Tony. (Dallas Morning News)

Ron Artest is a much better interviewer than Stephon Marbury. (You Been Blinded)

Taking Jemele Hill to task for saying a Pistons-Spurs finals is what the NBA needs. (Boston Sportz)

Baltimore Ravens cheerleader gives this blogging thing a shot. (Ebony Bird)

Upset with Jose Reyes. (Hot Foot)

The Kobe cheating rumors are still far too flimsy to write about, but Kobe’s wife cussed out some college female reporter, seemingly over the rumors. (The Fast Lane)

Disagree with Mushnick – we’ve been clamoring for instant replay in baseball for a few years now. (NY Post)

Vehemently disagreeing with ESPN’s Paul Lukas on the Mike Piazza HOF-as-a-Met argument. (Up Down and Around)

BMX racing is an Olympic sport? (NY Times)

Basically, we said all of this about Sean Avery last week, except the part about him getting paid like all the other interns. (Page Six)