Yup, we are. Best record in MLB through 51 games? Golf clap. Most games over .500 in franchise history? Well done. But … it’s May and they play in a division with free-spending Boston and New York, and we’ve deigned to pick up Edwin Jackson in fantasy, so you know his season might as well be over. Nevertheless, we put Intern Bill on the case to see how the heck those Devilish Rays are pulling this off. His words after the jump.

Micheal Rosenberg of the Detroit Free Press had a great line about this year’s Pittsburgh Penguins: “They got better the old fashioned way - by sucking.€

The same can basically be said about the 2008 Devil Rays. The team we all know is for real has probably the highest concentration of 1st round talent in Florida since the 2001 Miami Hurricanes, and they got that way by being very, very bad. Tampa’s 40-man roster is loaded with not only 1st rounders, but also players acquired by trading their stockpile of 1st round picks, and this isn’t even counting absent top picks like OF Josh Hamilton (drugs), OF Rocco Baldelli (everything), and OF Delmon Young (transformed into starting SS Jason Barlett and P Matt Garza).

1B Carlos Pena - 1st round (#10 overall, Texas)
3B Evan Longoira - 1st round (#2 overall, Tampa Bay)
OF Gabe Gross - 1st round (#13 overall, Toronto)
CF BJ Upton - 1st round (#2 overall, Tampa Bay)
DH Cliff Floyd - 1st round (#16 overall, Montréal)
SP Scott Kazmir - 1st round (#15 overall, New York(NL) )
SP David Price - 1st round (#1 overall, Tampa Bay)
SP Jeff Neimann - 1st round (#4 overall, Tampa Bay)

A couple high risk pick-ups (but only if you care about losing) like Pena, Aki Iwamura, and Edwin Jackson have rounded out the team to get them where they are today.

Basically it shouldn’t be a surprise that the Rays are this good. After all, a franchise can only have a high 1st round pick so many times before they become just loaded with ability. The lesson is pretty simple — if a team pretty much has the #1 pick for like 10 straight years, and is actually willing to pay the big signing bonus the amateur players demand, then a club can’t help but stop sucking. Eventually.

Unless of course, you’re the Pittsburgh Pirates. Then we don’t know what to tell you.