Taking Aim at Tim Tebow’s Political Future
College Football, Politics May 29th. 2008, 5:15pm
Andy Hutchins, a journalism major at the University of Florida, is an aspiring intern. Here, and probably then at a real publication. Today, he takes an in-depth look (it’s serious!) at Tim Tebow’s political future, and yes, the Heisman Trophy QB, who dabbles in surgery - not silicone - on Spring Break, definitely has one. Think Heath Shuler, except with success. Also important: More photos of his arm candy.
So you know Tim Tebow is good at football. And that he’s an Internet legend. And that he’s an amateur doctor. And that he’s a devout Christian, a preacher’s kid who uses his athletic prowess to draw attention to his faith.
But the day Tebow retires from football, he will have a strong political future.
Let’s go back to his April visit to the Florida Legislature, shall we?
In that session, which was front-page news in the Gainesville Sun, Tebow was recognized with a resolution and a “medallion of excellence,” the highest honor for a Florida citizen, for, of course, winning the Heisman Trophy, but also for such demonstrations of character as his missionary work in orphanages in the Phillipines, where those surgeries were conducted.
Even Governor Charlie Crist, a onetime college quarterback at Wake Forest, rising star in the GOP, and potential vice presidential candidate is curious about Tebow’s future:
Crist asked Tebow if he was interested in a political career.
“That might be a possibility,” Tebow said, adding that he is a Republican. But for now, Tebow said he is interested in completing his degree in family, youth and community sciences that will help him develop a career focused on working with nonprofit groups and underprivileged youth in addition to whatever his football future holds.
“That’s good stuff,” Crist told him.
So we know the thought of political service has crossed Tebow’s mind.
It’s honestly neither a far-fetched nor bad idea.
While all he’s done is “good stuff,” obviously, and we’ve glossed over his work in prisons and schools in northern Florida, maybe the best thing Tebow has going for him, from a purely political standpoint, is his party affiliation.
It’s difficult to pinpoint where exactly he’s from, as he’s alternately listed as being from St. Augustine and Jacksonville, but the northeast coast of Florida has been reliably Republican for years now, so Tebow would likely be in friendly territory should he run for state office.
Further, as an evangelical Baptist, Tebow’s creed jibes with a sizable number of Florida’s socially conservative faithful who helped change Florida from a Clinton win in 1996 to a Bush victory in 2000, and his proselytizing, which could rub many the wrong way, is muted by the relationship between sports and religion.
Beyond that, though, Tebow is totally free of any marks on his character, a must for the Florida Republican Party, which has weathered the Mark Foley and Bob Allen scandals in recent years, and his most renowned off-field moment has, if anything, endeared him to many more than it has alienated.
Plus, in a state often ridiculed for a do-nothing Legislature, Tebow has shown he can get things done, albeit on a smaller scale, and Florida has elected rather young politicians before.
This is all speculative, certainly, and Tebow, who is still largely apolitical, is much more likely to transfer to Florida State than he is to renounce the success and fortune that await him as his brilliant football career progresses.
But maybe, someday, all those “Tebow 4 President” signs might mean something.
30 Responses to “Taking Aim at Tim Tebow’s Political Future”
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May 29th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Wait … TBL still hasn’t picked his intern yet?
Also, Tebow will have about a three-year career in the NFL … as a strong safety … if he’s lucky.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Ahhh Ms. Gorilla Biscuits, how I’ve missed you.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
this guy should only be called Hutch if he becomes the intern.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Hutch is crazy.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I know that the possibility has been kicked around in the press, but there’s no way that Crist gets the VP nod — he’s a little too “unmarried,” if you know what I mean.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
By posting that picture, you knew damn well that we commenters would never discuss politics.
/Buzz Bissinger
May 29th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
he’s a little too “unmarried,†if you know what I mean.
That’s classy.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I’m not saying that it’s a good reason, but there’s no way the McCain picks him.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
My favorite TBL comment came from a picture of godzilla biscuits. Somebody wrote, ‘I bet her dad hasn’t had a good night’s sleep since she hit puberty’.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Manu Ginobli better have saved up.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3416579
May 29th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Can we get a recount on that? It might be better to put 2004 since, well, you know…
May 29th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
wow two jville references in one day (the other being the TK story), chalk one up for the 904.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
TBL - “taking aim”, is that an assination reference? You really are a Clinton supporter.
May 29th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Hef, I never took you for a conspiracy theorist.
May 29th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Were at the Hawaiian Tropic party at the SB in 2005?
May 29th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
quality post - clearly a lot of effort put into it with all the linkage… hutch for intern ‘08.
May 29th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
plus… go gators
May 29th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
I live in Florida and Crist is a fucking ignorant douche. He has managed to financially wreck the State and all the local governments. Fuck Crist.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Hooch is crazy.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I can’t believe we didn’t post this photo as well.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
and when I say “we”, I mean TBL.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
a newer photo of Tebow’s girl.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
God bless the Titty Monster.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Didn’t Michigan’s defense unveil the secret to destroying him last year? Or was I imagining that?
May 30th, 2008 at 12:54 am
@Benji, Nick P: I’ll gladly go by Hutch.
@ving: Well, um, I’ve heard that, too.
@Hef: I still want to say Gore won that election, too. Just wishful thinking.
@kfc: Thanks for the kind words.
@sand: Hey, I never said I particularly liked Charlie Crist, just that he’s been a rumored VP candidate for a while…
@pki: I saw those pictures while researching this, too, but I’m pretty sure the water park one is a different girl, and I KNOW the bikini one is a different girl.
@ty: I’m pretty sure that had something to do with an offensive line that got more porous as the year went on. Honestly, the pass rush in the Georgia game was MUCH worse.
May 30th, 2008 at 8:31 am
I’d vote for him.
May 30th, 2008 at 8:36 am
I still think Tebow will follow the path of danny wuerffel
always good to see the “godzilla biscuits” girl
May 30th, 2008 at 8:44 am
I’d vote for her.
No wonder Tebow is a devout Christian. Those tits are the work of a divine being.
May 30th, 2008 at 8:53 am
**Sigh** oh, the memories…
May 30th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Sigh…
You know, We had a very long discussion about breasts up here before Everyone signed off and whatnot. I think We regret that decision. I voted for a one size fits all approach, but diversity was big back then.
Anyway.