Saturday Roundup: Maple Bats For Breakfast
Baseball, MMA, Music, NHL, Video, WAG May 31st. 2008, 11:00am
Abigail Clancy… More links and another picture after the jump… Quick reminder about the live-blog this evening… EliteXC live-blog tonight… That wasn’t so bad was it?
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Warning: My region of the state country continent world is supposed to get severe thunderstorms today, so don’t go crazy if the posts don’t come all “rapid fire” like you’re used to… Keep in mind, I’m one solitary blogger and I haven’t been given access to the interns yet… Actually, I have, but I just refuse to run their posts until they get me a beer…
MDS did a pretty decent job of putting togethera guide to MMA for the MSM. Some bloggers *cough* TBL *cough* could stand to read it. (Fan House)
Major League Baseball needs to look into banning dangerous maple bats. No matter how delicious they sound. (Bleacher Report)
A homeless woman lived in some dude’s closet for a year. Like The Grudge, but without Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Yahoo!)
Jonny Gomes of the Rays likes Buckcherry. Man, the year 2000 rocks! (Rays Index)
Brilliant catch. (SPORTS by BROOKS)
Man, that spelling bee is tough nowadays. (Cake Rocks The Party)
What Art Monk means to the Hockey Hall of Fame. (Kallas Remarks)
There’s no excuse to not mention Carrie Milbank. (Japers’ Rink)
The Royals stink. (Josh Q. Public)
The ratings for the Conference Finals are up and it’s because… there are less tattoos? Apparently so, according to our friend Whitlock. (Signal To Noise)
Nice Canadian tuxedo, Denim Dan. Did I mention it was a minor league promo? (News10)
I can ride my bike with no handlebars… No handlebars… (Flobots)
It was worth the jump… Wasn’t it?
14 Responses to “Saturday Roundup: Maple Bats For Breakfast”
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May 31st, 2008 at 11:03 am
isn’t it odd how all the wags were reality stars, and then become national stars; in America, it’s the opposite – reality stars become, mostly, natinoal jokes!
May 31st, 2008 at 11:08 am
in America, it's the opposite - reality stars become, mostly, natinoal jokes!Trishelle from Real World is not amused, TBL.
May 31st, 2008 at 11:15 am
who is this Abigail Clancy and where do I find more of her?
May 31st, 2008 at 11:34 am
Girlfriend of Peter Crouch, the 6′6” 120 pound English soccer player.
I suggest Google Images.
May 31st, 2008 at 11:57 am
more hungover today than i have been in months. black label and coke still does damage. and i even started drinking one with a glass of water late in the night because i knew i’d be hurting today.
lakers-celtics, sweet!
May 31st, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Damn,the only decent thing from Liverpool.
Second the drink choice TBL, well done.
May 31st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
In Soviet Russia, national joke becomes you.
May 31st, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Busta Rhymes is performing tonight at Elite XC
May 31st, 2008 at 12:12 pm
just read the MMA piece. some good stuff in there. i will probably still butcher a bunch of stuff.
still recall the first time my brother called me telling me about the kimbo slice vidoes. my first reaction was wide-eyed awe at the sheer size and ferocity of slice. dude is such a damn beast!
May 31st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Yeah man that pic just became part of my um… Art-collection
May 31st, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Anybody want any pancakes?
May 31st, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Damn, I’m not among the best MMA writers. I’m disappointed!
May 31st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
That Jenna Jameson pic is hilarious
May 31st, 2008 at 8:51 pm
my buddies are going to the Flobots tonight? handlebars is a cool song but i can’t imagine their other stuff is that good.
TBL, hangovers suck man. but Gatorade really helps.