Big Brown Will Get Seriously Paid to Sex Other Horses
Horse Racing June 3rd. 2008, 12:30pm
This is perhaps the wanton juvenility that irks some media traditionalists, even though the original item appeared in the New York Post: Big Brown, which will attempt to make history Saturday at the Belmont Stakes and attempt to become the first horse since Affirmed in 1978 to capture the Triple Crown, is going to be paid about $100,000 for each mare it impregnates. How will Big Brown spend the estimated $50 million it will collect in the coming years? [Lengthy pause.] This is what is commonly refereed to as sensory joke overload.
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22 Responses to “Big Brown Will Get Seriously Paid to Sex Other Horses”
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June 3rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
either stud farm or glue factory… is there a higher risk reward in all of competition?
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
what a whorse.
/try the pork.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I wish I made that kind of money for my impregnations.
/Travis Henry
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Rebecca Lobo joke in 3…2…1…
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Forget Lobo, just go to sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
@ cbh49er, that’s a mean thing to say about any horse.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Barbaro has got to be jealous.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
+1 August
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
how pissed do you think secretariet would be
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Dude is totally hung like a horse
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
not sure how true this is, or not, but i heard someone say on the radio that 750 race horses can have their family tree traced back to War Emblem.
these horses get paid some serious skrilla for banging.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
As any good porn peddler can tell you..beastiality pays
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
If you google ‘horse penis’ you’ll see a video of someone cleaning the penis of smarty jones. i wanted to post that vid, but it’s really disgusting. Unless you dont mind horse schlongs …
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
cmon TBL. Stay classy. Please dont
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Just imagine what Archie Manning’s spooge would go for on the open market.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
well, there goes my burning desire to google ‘horse penis’. you shouldve included a spoiler alert TBL.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
/thread jack (because horse penis talk is disgusting and wrong)
Are any of you Ratatat fans? Just heard their new single, it’s pretty kick ass.
/end thread jack
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Seriously, 412…Olivia Manning should really think about that..
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
The fuck is a ratatat?
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
C’mon, sportsgal - Bo Diddley just died. can’t we let the man rest a little bit before we start talking about douchey music again?
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Insert Shawn Kemp joke here.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Big Brown is an amazing horse, but I think it also has a bit to do with the competition being a bit off. Big Brown is simply a larger horse than the rest of the field. This horse will win the triple crown Saturday.