Hulk Hogan to Teach Screech Powers How to Wrestle – Son Still a Bad Person
Athletes and Celebrities, Prison Rules June 4th. 2008, 3:00pm
Hulk Hogan’s new reality show, Celebrity Championship Wrestling, will debut on CMT this summer. The show will be a competition between ten “celebrities” who will wrestle each other throughout the course of 10 episodes until only one remains. The contestants include two surprises and the following C-Listers:
– Todd Bridges (TV’s Different Strokes & Everybody Hates Chris)
– Butterbean (boxer & fighter)
– Dustin Diamond (Saved by the Bell)
– Erin Murphy (Tabitha from TV’s Bewitched)
– Frank Stallone (Sylvester Stallone’s brother)
– Tiffany (80s pop star)
– Nikkie Ziering (former Playboy model)
– Trishelle (Real World)
Perhaps funnier than any given episode is the show’s press release from On Camera Audience:
Think about it for a minute. Seriously. How long have you waited to see 80’s music sensation Tiffany perform a pile driver on The Real World’s Trishelle? Up close. For free. This show is going to make all of your reality television dreams come true in what might be the most entertaining new reality show of the season!
I have thought about it and I’m giddy in some morbid kind of way. My money (and hope) is on Butterbean kicking the crap out of everyone.
While Hulk is filming his “show”, son Nick will remain in jail as his attempt at serving punishment under house arrest was denied. To celebrate, he and his legal team sued the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office Monday for violation of privacy, after his phone conversations were leaked to the public. For the record, all phone conversations in jail are indeed “public”.
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June 4th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
No Ric Flair or Johnny Rodz means I won’t be watching.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Robin Sparkles should join the cast.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Greatest. cast. ever.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Obama sucks.
/Mike NYC
June 4th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Imig loves his Hogan.
Maggs, you’re kind of scaring me now – I don’t need a stalker on my hands.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Screech’s finishing move has to be his patented “Dirty Sanchez”. Totally can see him taking down Butterbean with that move.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Imig also loves his SBTB, but don’t we all.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
The Hogans are so fucking WT it is redic. I hate them all. Oh and is this, like, Iowa hawkeye wrestling or Hacksaw Jim Duggin wrestling? I know it should be obvious because of the host, but you never know.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Of course we do. Bayside was the school that’s cool and we knew that it’s true.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
i die a little inside every time i hear about screech’s latest antics
June 4th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
how is anyone gonna body slam butterbean?
June 4th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
If that one army dude from celebrity fit club wasn’t such a bitch, he would be all over this shit.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Loser of the final has to ride home with Nick Hogan.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
@Clown +1
June 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
clown, that was fucking hilarious. +1 mdlatx
June 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
that’s some high quality stuff right thurr.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
It’s the same group of rejects in every “celebrity” reality program. Hey, on the next celebrity reality show, how bout we see some actual celebrities?
June 4th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
-1 to Clown because, quite frankly, it’s just too soon for those kind of jokes.
/Debbie Downer
June 4th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
We need some Scott Baio and Kirk Cameron.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
TV hits a new all-time low.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Call me a cynic but I’m beginning to think this reality TV stuff might not be real after all.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
how is wrestling champ AC Slater not involved? and Imig, do you have a date on this premiering?
June 4th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
SAS’ed
June 4th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
It’s on CMT so this is actually like their version of Masterpiece Theater.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
How dare thee blaspheme?!?!
June 4th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
my buddy got trashelle’s number when he met her in a club one time. then we would call her wasted every weekend in college. she would never learn not to answer. Very high comedy.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
And the terrorists have officially won…
June 4th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
/Imig really like wrasslin’
June 4th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
+✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Roman
June 4th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
benji…still have the number?
June 4th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Unfortunately I have CMT blocked from myself so I won’t be able to watch it.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
pkiguy…youre missing out. this weekend is yet another blue collar comedy tour marathon. hyuk…that shit never gets old…like hatin’ gays and farmin’.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
If you watch this show, you will be emboldening the enemy.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
i got it on my old phone. i’ll try plugging it in and see if the SIM still works. i’ll email it to you.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I’d like a copy as well benji
June 4th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Brynn>>>>>>>>>Trishelle
June 4th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
absolutely. Brynn was always one of my favorites. i woulda given her the ol’ 3 pokes and a squirt at least 2x.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Hef, we could put it in an ad and people could click on it and we’ll get paid. Rex, check with the lawyers and see if that will fly.
Dr. C: you are correct my friend… bi-sexual Brynn is in my top 3 RW girls ever.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Benji: And the other two?
June 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Julie from OG New York Real World will always rank highest with me. She’s the first reality star I ever rubbed one out to.
/sniffle, tear
June 4th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
probably Malorie from RW Paris and the third could be a number of chicks. maybe the russian chick from Key West. maybe the one from RW San Diego.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
malory for sure. whos the chick from austin with MASSIVE boobs and a skinny body? she was tite. well she’s probably loose as hell, but she was easy on the eyes and thats all that matters.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
That russian chick was pretty good, but she bitched way too much. How about this chick from Australia? I stopped watching that show a long time ago, but dayum…
http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/real-world-sydney-trisha18.jpg
June 4th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
@Spence: the blond? Melinda. she’s married to uber-douche danny though which is funny. she’s from WI. and she is tite.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
holy shit…id start watching RW again just for her.
/not true
//or is it
///no, it’s not
////unless it was on the golf channel
June 4th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
benji…yea, i remember that now. funny, he was a d-bag from boston…interesting.
someone needs to do a case study.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Better yet, someone needs to explain to me how that turd Wes ended up with Johannah.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
fitzlana or whatever her name was did bitch a ton… not a fan of trisha… but this chick from RW sydney had the biggest tits ever
June 4th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
If yyou guys get a chance, check out Tiffany in Playboy from a year or so ago. Tremendous rack.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
talk about some life perservers on her
June 4th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Clown, you brought the goods with both comments. Me likes.
And I think the debut is set for fall 2008. The tapings are going on now.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Screech has already done wrestling stuff before, I think for Jerry Lawler’s promotion in Memphis.