Even Portly, Tyson Has Game with the Ladies
Boxing, Fat June 5th. 2008, 9:00am
The Sun remains the least-trustworthy paper across the pond, but the photographs don’t lie: Mike Tyson, formerly Iron Mike and more recently known as Tubby Tyson, apparently hooked up with “Big Brother party girl Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace.” (Another much better photo of her in the limo after the jump.) According to the paper - which obviously got quotes from the photographer - Tyson walked out of the club with this woman and bought her a rose off one of those street vendors. A romantic, indeed. If you’re curious as to what she looks like in a bikini, then click here. Very impressive. Actually, the more photos we see of her, the more impressed with are with the champ. She’s very plastic, but still, damn.

18 Responses to “Even Portly, Tyson Has Game with the Ladies”
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June 5th, 2008 at 9:04 am
HIghly recommend the 2nd link of photos.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:06 am
This only goes to prove that chicks love crazy..or that Iron Mike has a baby’s arm holding an apple down there
June 5th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Tyson is crazy, European chicks are crazy. It’s a match made in heaven.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:12 am
caption contest for 2nd photo…ill start
“who wants to get raped?”
“I DO!!!”
June 5th, 2008 at 9:15 am
/don’t act like i was the only one thinkin’ it either
June 5th, 2008 at 9:15 am
What’s the over/under on how much she sues him for when they break-up?
$1.5 million? That would be about 30 euros, depending on the strength of the yen…
June 5th, 2008 at 9:16 am
You should have seen the photos from outside of the car when the windows fogged up… It read “PLEH”, guess she didn’t know to write it backwards so people could read it.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:26 am
@spence: That’s just juvenile.
/Dick Joke
/Joke about NickP being Racist
June 5th, 2008 at 9:26 am
This chick does know that Tyson doesn’t have any money any more right?
June 5th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Still doesn’t top Soda Popinski banging Adriana Lima.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Did I see nipple in one of those pics from the second link??
June 5th, 2008 at 9:33 am
“I totally just blew Shawn Kemp before this, High Five me”
June 5th, 2008 at 9:36 am
That one on the far right looks like some nip, but I think she’s got a pastie over it.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Agree with @DS and in that same vain…
Mike still has Cash-n-Crack and that combination Usually gets you Hot-Chicks in the Entertainment industry (Even Plastic-ones)
June 5th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Usually gets you Hot-Chicks in the Entertainment industry (Especially Plastic-ones)
/simply fixed
June 5th, 2008 at 10:11 am
I Stand-Corrected
June 5th, 2008 at 10:49 am
I’m guessing she’d flash her boobs for the popular video series, “Girls With Low Self-Esteem”. That’s it girls, get back at daddy!
June 5th, 2008 at 11:49 am
No Spence, the sad part is that you actually said it……grow up!!!!!