Because the best way to combat a story about you in a national magazine is to put on a brave face in public! … toddler steered car for drunken mother … tremendous photo from the college baseball world series … if you have $8,000, you can have lunch and go shopping with Reggie Bush’s girlfriend … speaking of Bush, his court date was pushed back to Aug. 1 … wouldn’t you be upset if you lived in this town where Megan Fox was, and you didn’t even attempt to say hi? … the famous faces from the crowd last night …

This guy was all over the Josh Hamilton-worship-race thing weeks ago. (Primoz Forever)

Derrick Rose is going to become Stephon Marbury. (We’re talking about practice)

Simmons … radio show … Reilly… but it was humor! (Scott’s Shots)

Great photo of Coco Crisp dodging a punch during the Fenway rumble yesterday. (Center Field)

The more and more we read about Big Brown being a virtual lock Saturday, the more certain we are that it won’t happen. (USA Today)

A live-blog of the MLB draft, including getting yelled at by the brother of one of the kids who got drafted! (Major League Jerk)

The Gino mystery gripping Boston appears to be solved. (WSJ)

What’s happening to the hockey night in Canada theme song? (The Star)

What happened to Brian Scalabrine? (Sports Hernia)

The Mets can’t wait for this draft pick to take over at 1st. (NY Sport Space)

Is it wrong for a media member to drink from the Stanley Cup? (Puck Daddy)

Last weekend, A-Rod went to a Hooters in Baltimore after a loss. (NY Daily News)