On a day when our server is crumbling like Paul Pierce – too bad there isn’t a wheelchair available, or we’d plop the POS onto one, and send it out the window – so too seems to be the immediate future of Buffalo Bills running back Marshawn Lynch. That mysterious hit-and-run accident that took place in Buffalo over the weekend involving Lynch’s SUV? There’s been no definitive answer as to whether he was driving or not, but according to a TV station (via There is No Offseason) there are four witnesses who allege that Lynch was behind the wheel at the time of the accident.

If Lynch is smart, he’ll think back to the Puffy-J. Lo-Shyne incident in NYC in 1999. You may recall the particulars – gun-play explodes at a club Puffy and Jennifer Lopez were at, and they escape in an SUV, but are pulled over the by the cops and an gun was found in the car. The case went to court and Shyne took the fall. He claims to have fired a gun in the club – he says in self-defense after some character approached the table and threw money at Puffy’s crew – and took the 10 years in jail. His promising rap career was put on hold.

Really, does anyone expect Lynch to admit guilt?

Witnesses say Lynch behind the Wheel (WGRZ)