As part of my efforts to wake ye from your slumber, hangover and all around grogginess, we have a little brain exercise.  The following photo is from the Tampa Rays’ Web site as part of their draft coverage - and was sent by our hockey brother Lee Diekemper (which has nothing to do with the quiz, mind you). 

No cheating please…

Q) Based on the photo, we can surmise that Don Zimmer:

a) just crapped his pants

b) popped one for the first time since viewing Ann Margaret’s biography on A&E in October of ‘97

c) lost total control of his bladder

d) is thoroughly aroused by woman-on-laptop contact

e) really covets the Reuben sandwich on the A’s draft-desk across the way

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