Ana, oh Ana, how I love to look at thee. Your forehand and backhand are so pretty.Â

Your arms are firm and your legs are strong, your picture to the right makes me want to stroke… never mind… the ball… over the net. ÂÂ

Beautiful and talented and a great drop shot, every image of you on Google is freaking hot.Â

You just won the tournament on red clay, now won’t you get out of my dreams and play?

Nay?

Yea?  If so, please stay.

Was this poem too ghey?

Big Brown’s primary competition, Casino Drive, was pulled from the Belmont Stakes after a morning workout.  [Thoroughbred Times]ÂÂ

Today is a good day to box the field.  [Cousins of Ron Mexico]

Few baseball brawls are as entertaining as this one.  [Josh Q Public]

Simply put: golf outings for dummies.  [Grateful Blue]

Take me out to the ballgame turns 100 this year.  [Gibson]

The New England Patriots, in all their shirtless drunken glory.  [Busted Coverage]

Ana Ivanovic, in her non-shirtless glory (unfortunately) captured the French Open title.  I already told you that, but wanted to give you the story just in case.  [SI]

Kyle Busch wrecks hard in Pocono practice. [USA Today]

Shocking: Paul Pierce plans on playing Game 2.  [Boston Herald]

Steroid dealer David Jacobs’ death ruled a suicide.  [Dallas Morning News]

Funny: Barack Obama signs with the Celtics. [eTrue Sports]