Nadal Dominates Federer, Wins French Open
Tennis June 8th. 2008, 11:45am
Rafael Nadal destroyed Roger Federer at Roland Garros this morning to win another French Open title. Nadal barely broke a sweat, taking the title in straight sets: 6-1, 6-3, 6-0. He’s 28-0 in his career on the French clay, and is the first player since Bjorn Borg (1978-1981) to win four consecutive French Open titles.
Since 2005, Nadal is 115-2 on clay surfaces. Simply put: he’s the greatest clay-court player in tennis history. And the best part about Nadal Finals performance? His Hot Sundae-esque wardrobe, of course.Â
Hot sundae could have been great, but Jesse couldn’t stop taking caffeine pills; another music career destroyed by drugs.
5 Responses to “Nadal Dominates Federer, Wins French Open”
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June 8th, 2008 at 11:54 am
How sad is it that I knew exactly who Hot Sundae was before I even clicked on the jump? Always liked them better then the Zack Attack.
1 2 3 Step!
June 8th, 2008 at 11:54 am
i watched the 1st two sets, Nadal was ridiculous. at one point it looked like he just wiped his racket on the ground to get a ball and placed it perfectly in the back right corner.
June 8th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Tick, probably as sad as it is that i worked in a SBTB reference.
June 8th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Is this the new nostalgia, Saved By the Bell? You can count me out. I’m also glad the 80s cartoon jizzfest is almost over.
June 8th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Roger should just focus on the other 3 G’s because Nadal OWNS this one
But I guess finishing 2nd in a Slam ain’t bad on your resume
ALL of the great ones have a counter to some extent… Didn’t Johhny-Mac use to Beat the DOGG-SHIT out of Borg. I mean he RAN-His-ASS Straight-to-Retirement