As a reader offered: Kate Beckinsale, who’s not a fan? … brilliant question about Shia LaBeoufNewsweek is either being overly negative about the economy, or it is on target; we guess the latter … 10 months from now, the housing market’s supposed to take another massive hit … as a Democrat, we’re supposed to vote for Obama, but the guy wants to hand out more rebate checks? What’s next, a money tree? Should we just bailout everyone? Hey, let’s become socialists! … the tattoo on Spitzer’s hooker’s stomach? Loosely translate, it means, “I used protection” … T-Mobile is already suing Starbucks over its “free” wi-fi

Terrell Owens missed some phone calls, and now they’ll drug test him more frequently. (Mort!)

Norman Chad on Big Brown. (Washington Post)

Barring a settlement, Seattle vs. the Sonics begins next week. (Seattle Times)

Poor Ty Lawson: First the DUI, then the snub from Denver. (850 the Buzz)

Women think Tina Fey is sexy. (Philly Inky)

Some MLB dopplegangers, including a guy who looks like Mischa Barton. (Slanch Report)

Neat graph on who is getting hit hardest by gas prices. (NY Times)

A woman vs. hockey players in an eating contest. (Puck Daddy)

Could you take any NASCAR racers in a fight? (Yahoo)

Really solid Paul Pierce read. (NY Times)

Remembering Strahan’s fake fight. (Undrafted Free Agent)

How nice would it be if both NY baseball teams missed the postseason? (NY Post)