PM Roundup: Who Is Your Daddy And What Does He Do?
Animals, Baseball, Bill Simmons, Golf, Movies, NBA, NFL, Outdoor Sports, Soccer, Video June 10th. 2008, 3:45pm
Hey, its… Odette Yustman. Wait, who? Oh, uh… She was in Cloverfield! Of course. If you didn’t see Cloverfield then you probably know her from her role as Rosa in Kindergarten Cop (She’s the one at the very end.)
Is it hot where you are today? It’s up near 100 in Upstate NY – brutal. I’m worried about passing out from heat stroke when I walk to my car after work. I’m just kidding. I’ll probably suffer the heat stroke during the commute.
A proper tribute for Jr. by one of the best. (Joe Posnanski)
Ahhhh…. snake on a baby…. ahhhh. (FOX News)
New-Old Simmons. (Sports Guy Unplugged)
Dog in a tornado. (cbs2chicago.com)
Mike Breen should be announcing hockey. (SPORTSbyBROOKS)
Viagra in sports. (Deadspin)
Are you addicted to porn. Of course you are, but here are some warning signs to watch out for anyway. (More FOX News? I smell bias!)
Controversial call explained in MS Paint. (Unprofessional Foul)
Cell phones popping pop corn? Ugh. Idiots. (Yahoo!)
Bills PA guy throws a hell of an underage prom party. (The Buffalo News)
A couple of idiot LSU fans. (Friends of the Program)
Ah… Good old Pushball. (Deuce of Davenport)
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June 10th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
It’s been hot as balls here in VA since Saturday.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Guarantee ever single reader here looks at the pic and then scans up and over to verify that TBL couldn’t have posted this. Nice work, CoRM.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
another prime example of why CRM should be in charge of all Round Up pics.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
CRM, you have outdone yourself once again.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
her eyebrows are too thin
June 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
CRM…after tha sadness of TBL admitting his PED use…you come along and toatly redeem this site…job well done.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
It’s 99 here in DC. The good news is that I don’t have to go anywhere, so I can stay in the house with the AC. The bad news is that the Comcast cable is malfunctioning horribly so I’ve been reduced to seven clear channels, most of which are airing soap operas or judge shows.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
You always know when CoRM posts it because you just say ‘yes’, then look for a ‘more pics’ link… that’s why there’s always a lag between the posting and the first comments.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
@Rex: I did that!
June 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
There is nobody better than Posnanski.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Her right eye is closed slightly more than her left, therefore I wouldn’t bang her with Clown’s dick.
/Spencer096
June 10th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@CRM
Geez, least you don’t have to worry about flooding like I do.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
69° and partly cloudy here. I’m not complaining!
June 10th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Holy shit… some of us posted from the future. Bitchin’…
June 10th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Try living in the south sometime where it is fucking hot and humid from June through September.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
my parents will be crushed if they figure out how to use the net and find out that i used roids!
where do you find a roids dealer, anyway? how do those guys operate? do they look at scrawny punks and say, ‘hey, you want to get huge? want to get huge quick? willing to sacrifice your nuts and sex drive? boy do i have something for you!
oh, and very nice call, CRM
June 10th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
more bad news for my Bills. What is next, Marv leaving is going to be the coach again? its not even training camp and nothing but bad news for my Bills
June 10th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
It was 103 last night at the ASU/Fresno St. game. It gets hot in a black suit too.
/courtesy of RexDangerJewHater
June 10th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
TBL if that’s the case the roids dealers haven’t found me yet dammit! Where are they!?!?!
June 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
TBL take hgh and save your balls
June 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I never get how the Pro-Confederacy southern idiots are also the ultra-patriot guys also… they just don’t get the contradiction at all.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@ark – it makes up for December through March up here. You haven’t lived until your nose freezes together while walking to your car.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Just call Canseco, he might rat you out in a couple years but he’ll def hook you up.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Where is this, I need to move there immediately.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Ah… everybody loves talking about the weather.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Irish, I can’t help but notice you don’t use the word “Buffalo” in front of “Bills”. I registered the domain names “TorontaloBills.com” and “BuffalontoBills.com” if you want in. Gonna be rich…
June 10th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
@Hawkeye. I spent the first 20 years of my life in Wisconsin. The exact reason why I moved down south. That shit gets old quick.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Let’s see, we’ve got sideboob, topboob, and insideboob (aka: cleavage). That’s as good as it gets without some areola.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
@rex- i will call you in 5 years
June 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
5 day forecast on where I’ll be for the next 4 days (god I love vacation)
June 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Good call august. Some lsu fans are just plan idiots.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Jibbles, San Diego is the best city in the country, hands down.
You staying downtown or near the beach?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
June 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@August: I was born and raised in the south and couldn’t agree with you more. I just don’t get it.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
@Hef: I though if I stared at lefty long enough, I would see some. But alas, nothing yet. I guess I’ll have to keep tyring.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
@jb49ers. Correction. Most lsu fans are total idiots.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
This is where I’ll be for the next couple of days. I’m hoping to get some ass while I’m there.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Mizerle, more eloquent words have never been typed here.
/re: the boobies, not your southern roots.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
It feels like a Friday.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
@NYC – Beautiful, scenic St. Paul Minnesota. Make sure you pack your long johns.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Since it is summer, when is this TBL party going to happen?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
@clown: The ladies there like the “gringos” so you should be successful.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
@clown: you see that “worst weather” bubble on that page? that happened from flooding in WI last weekend. a lake completely flooded over a town and destroyed a shit ton of homes. an entire home minus the basement and foundation was floating down a “river” and caught on video. terrible stuff.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
clown…what you doin in port-au-potty?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
“…so I asked myself. When am I gonna be in Haiti again?”
/Bad Idea Jeans
June 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
so i went out to a customers vehicle to get some numbers off it, and they left it running and “how do you talk to an angel” was on the radio. how the hell does that get play on the radio in 2008?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
/obligatory update
1-0 sweden
June 10th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
sparty, that song is like the wind beneath my wings
June 10th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
irish, you know the TBL party is taking place in Cleveland, location of the largest number and highest quality of commenters.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
lol
the only thing i took was cretine in college one summer
come on man, you know i’d never mess with the other stuff
TBL is SERIOUSLY hoping to plan a Super Bowl party in Tampa. Yes, that is true. I am trying to work out a budget and location. I hope to have it locked up by the end of summer.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
@Mike NYC: Near Sea World, fairly close to the beach I think
June 10th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
@sparty – trying to answer that question is like trying to catch a falling star
June 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I see lots of strip clubs in that future TBL….
June 10th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Sparty, for the same reasons Beatles and Stones tunes are still on the radio: Classic never die.
/and now it’s stuck in my head. rot, you sonofabitch.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
TBL..so you Irish and Cortes will be hanging out in Irish’s basement at the Super Bowl? Irish get the futon ready.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
TBL, I already saw the Super Bowl party news over on the 97Mazada.com forums.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Yeah, it’s not too far from PB.
If you’re looking to go all out for one dinner, check out Jake’s in Del Mar. Amazing.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
i thought TBL might have requested it while he was watching another rerun of 90210 and Donna got beat down again by that dude that sang it.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
“Who knew the doofus convention was in town?”
/Wait staff at wherever the TBL Super Bowl party is held
June 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
RexKramer3rdPersonNarrativeHater is stunned that TBL just went 3rd Person. Christ, the ego on this guy. I hope Gawker Media is paying attention to this egomaniacal juicer.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Only 8 warning signs? Clearly she didn’t do enough research.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
@Mike NYC: Might do that.. the trip is for my Anniversary, so the woman will be up for one really nice dinner.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Mike, I agree. I read somewhere that Jake’s in Del Mar is good.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
lol at RWH
super bowl party in tampa is a great idea.. me and irish will run this shit. every1 has to throw up the “U” to get in
June 10th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Tampa? But your core readership is clearly in the Great Lakes Region. Does this mean we’ll be partayin’ with TBL in Indy, 2012?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Going to Cali in August, I can either spend the majority of my time in LA or San Diego, the one I don’t pick I will only spend a day at. Never been to either. Which has more to do and which would you pick?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
There is no way I am going to Tampa. I once had an AK pulled on me and my boy in Orlando of all places. Great times in the sunshine state!
June 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Closer to truth CRM
June 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
/fixed in honor of Irish who hates fixes.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
@cortes
if thats the case, pay some to dress up as the Ibis. he cracks me up.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
we need to get cortes a fake ID first before he runs anything.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
cortes…can i wear my “OHIO STATE 2002-2003 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS” t-shirt?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
CBH — SD, easy. Ton to do, perfect weather + women, and you don’t have to worry about traffic.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
u da man roman.. very funny.. asshole!
June 10th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
not quite sure why i put “-2003″ there considering it’d be wrong.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
we need to get cortes a fake ID first so he can buy us cigarillos.June 10th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
@RWH – Don’t worry, I’ll vouch for cortes. Marlins fans have to stick together…
/What do you mean no one that isn’t glued to a computer has ever heard of me?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
me, ron mexico, and the other 17 marlins fans have to stay together..
// cody ross for president
June 10th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
if Brady Quinn starts a game prior to week 8, maybe we can think about doing something in Ohio …
June 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
June 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
There are nearly enough Marlins fans to scrimmage the Marlins.
/True fact
June 10th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
How about Giants/Browns Monday night in Cleveland in october…it will be awesome…we will pimp out the 97 Mazda and make a week out of it
June 10th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
TBL…you’d seriously want to come to Ohio in November? ya’lls crazy.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Roman…that’ll be a depressing trip for you. one, youll be in cleveland. two, the gints are gonna get rolled.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
there’s no way i’d step foot in ohio, or detroit for that matter..
in the words of le batard “thats like walking into Baghdad. there is absolutely no reason to go there”
June 10th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
@cbh- SD. IT just has more to do, unless you are really into the movies/hollywood stuff.
SD has 2 nice walk around/dining areas (old town and gaslamp). It has some nice beaches. Not nearly the traffic of LA. PETCO park is really nice (even if the Pads suck). If you are into that kind of stuff (I am), the Zoo and animal park are world class.
Of course Mike NYC likes it because it’s the California Republican stronghold…
June 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Nah Nah Nahaa…Teh World Champions will be fully prepared to represent the fine citizens of the New York Metropolitan area
June 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
How lame would Cortes be to get turned away from the TBL SuperBash? May have to make the trip just to watch him trying to peek through the windown tint of TBL’s stetch limo ‘97 Mazada, fogging up the glass as CRM tells him to back away from the boss man’s ride.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
PETCO park has fish tacos…and fish tacos are the tits.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
actually, cortes is such a force that we can challenge jerramy stevens to an MMA fight 2 on 1. i will need a weapon, though.
actually, scratch that Brady Quinn mention … Ohio cost the democrats the election in 04 …
June 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
i’ll bring my boy kimbo with me.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Roman…we will have to come up with the bet to end all bets for that donnybrook. and the stage will be all ours. the endgame.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
over/under for fights breaking out at the TBL Super Bowl Party? TBL, you sure this is a good idea?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
TBL, you already have 2 guns. How many more do you need?
/Clown the Sycophant
June 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
@spencer
The World Champion New York Football Giants will be the final nail in the coffin for Derek Anderson to be banished to the bench.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
just like Florida did in ‘00. your point?
oh the weather…right.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Ohio screwed all of America in 04
/yup.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
you know what, speaking of that benji. we should gather about 30-40 commenters in a steel cage match and just go out kimbo slice/ king Leonidas style. last man standing gets to take imig’s job and put the marlins first in every yardwork
June 10th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
just like Floriduh did in ‘00. your point?
/fixed
June 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
John Kerry cost the democrats the election in 04 …
/yup
June 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
You can thank us whenever.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
mike…I hate it when you are fucking right..
June 10th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Will there be arm wresting and whack-a-mole at the TBL Super Bowl party in Tampa? What about the East Coast?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I voted for him, too, Roman. True story.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
any one watching espn2? doesnt tommy smyth look like this
http://minors.mlblogs.com/monopoly_guy.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
@Nick. Who is the joker going for the Reds tonight? And don’t bother asking who the guy going for the Cards is, cause I’m not real sure. All I know is he hit a HR in his first AB in the majors, yet he is a pitcher. And he may or may not be related in some way to Wade Boggs.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
yea, my first presidential vote went to Kerry as well. when i mailed my absentee ballot, i kinda felt a little sick.
i shoulda voted for Darth Nader.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Don’t let PurdueMatt get anywhere near. He’ll be the guy that runs into the middle of the scrum to crack somebody over the head with a piece of timber and then run off to not be seen again like he does with his “The economy is great” bombs he drops.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
PurdueMatt will have a trident.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Thanks Jibbles and Mike NYC for the input.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Vote for Ron Paul!
June 10th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
What the hell does RuPaul have to do with anything?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I’m sure Jennifer Walcott will be working the Playboy party, but i will do my best to see if she will show up if there’s a TBL party. I think she recently had a kid, but really .. she could show up pregnant and it’ll still be a landmark day in the site’s history.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
@ark: You will be treated to uberthlete Homer Bailey, who should never have been called up from AAA when he was. I expect him to get lit.
June 10th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
@ nick.. just curious. what do you think of cueto? will his ERA drop? or was his first few starts the mirage?
June 10th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Homer Bailey is sorta from the Austin area. I would expect a 21K complete game.
June 10th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
This is what returns when you Google “Jennifer Walcott”. I was rightfully afraid to click on TBL’s link.
/wishes I wasn’t at work still
June 10th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Nick, I want to know why Jay Bruce went 1-6 last night?!?! My fantasy team was getting used to him hitting .500 every night.
June 10th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
isn’t that Adam Archaletta’s wife?
June 10th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Counting on Homer tonight. Been a bad week pitching for me so far.
June 10th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
@cortes: His problems begin and end with the long ball, and he’s not exactly in a park that will hide that shortcoming. His HR/FB% is 19% which is pretty ridiculous and possibly a mirage. If he can correct that, he’ll be very productive. His xFIP is 3.92, which is stellar.
June 10th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
and when I say correct, I mean have neutral-luck.
June 10th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
right.. regressing to the mean.. alright thanks, i used my waiver for him in my keeper league when he got called up
June 10th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Jennifer Walcott gets us more google traffic then any other woman we’ve ever posted. In fact, it’s only thing we can thank Adam Archuleta for.
June 10th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
hey TBL how about a shout out to the Fresno St basball team. First team ever to get to the CWS from the lowest seed…. if it was basketball it would be like a 14-16 seed making at to the elite eight!!