One of These Days, Jay Mariotti’s Going to Get His Ass Kicked by Colleague Rick Telander
Media Gossip/Musings June 10th. 2008, 9:57am
In our frequent discussions with sports journalists, without question, they seem most embarrassed by Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times. He’s viewed by many as a coward who takes joy in lobbing knee-jerk grenades throughout Chicago, but refuses to face those he disparages in print. At least every other week we get an email about how Mariotti sits isolated from other journalists at major sporting events, and wears a perpetual scowl as he forms his incendiary columns. Some view him as a glorified blogger - a strictly opinion-based Negative Nancy who has the access to ask pointed questions, but never does because he’s allergic to locker rooms. He might as well opine from his sofa.
According to Teddy Greenstein of the rival Tribune, writers at Mariotti’s paper - in particular, columnist Rick Telander - seem to be disgusted by Mariotti’s hack tactics. Back in 2003, Telander and Mariotti nearly went to blows in the Wrigley Field press box, and last week, a similar incident played out in the offices of the Sun-Times “after [the paper's] editors refused to run columns Telander filed for the Wednesday and Friday papers.” Telander was reacting to yet another idiotic Mariotti column, but was censored.
Why the paper’s editors continue to protect one of the biggest jokes in sports journalism is beyond us. Does anyone else think that maybe Around the Horn would become watchable if Mariotti were no longer on the show? We’ve had many folks ask us to interview Mariotti, since it’s wrong for us to go after him without giving him a chance to respond. But he won’t do it. If a guy won’t face athletes, why do you think he’d face a big, bad, blogger?
Sun-Times colleagues go after Jay Mariotti (Chicago Tribune)
TweedleRick and TweedleJay (Chicago Reader)
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June 10th, 2008 at 10:00 am
ATH would be somewhat watchable if Mariotti was gone. or better yet…woody paige, mariotti AND skip bayless in a final ATH for all the marbles. losers get shot, winner gets…well, shot. it’d be the best show ever.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:02 am
That would still be a no.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I dream of the day when I can lob
knee-jerkgrenades throughout Chicago.June 10th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Do you really think of yourself as big and/or bad? I mean really? I sit here all day and call Michael Strahan gay, but if it were just me and him at a bar, I would never say anything that stupid.
Strahan is probably gay, NTTAWWT.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:05 am
See comment #2.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Around the Horn would need to drop a lot of people to become watchable, but dropping Mariotti would be a big step in the right direction.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:06 am
I like Around the Horn. Reali butchered my saying, but i will let him slide.
Who else is in Chicago that is well known like Mariotti that could replace him? Ozzie Guillen? they both have big mouths and cant shut the hell up
June 10th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Great headline
June 10th, 2008 at 10:08 am
@irish - That’s a good idea. Let’s get Morgan Spurlock on it.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Maybe Jay is mocking all of us and his true desire is to highlight the flaws in a society that allows a show such as ATH exist. Maybe he believes in nothing! Maybe!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Honestly though does anyone watch ATH? I don’t know about anybody here but I don’t even get home until around 6PM, then it is either golf, softball, running or lifting until at least 8PM… When is ATH even on? I don’t know of anyone who watches that show, not a single person. The show is a day late on anything relating to sports because they have to send out all the talking points to all the talking heads a day in advance.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Maybe Jay is mocking all of us and his true desire is to highlight the flaws in a society that allows a show such as ATH exist.
/to exist - so much for philosophy humor.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am
@CRM- supersize guy? that guy is a schmuck. Who can eat Mcdonalds for 30 days straight? that is fucking disgusting
June 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Strahan is not gay..the guy has pulled more trim in this town…for you to keep saying it doesn’t make it so.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:10 am
I remember Marrioti at the Final Four in 2006 watching all of us Mason students belting out Livin on a Prayer. He looked like he wanted to kill us all and it just made sing louder.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Thure Roman War Helmet, Thtrahan may not be gay, but if it lookth like a rat and thounds like a rat… well maybe it ith a rat.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:13 am
/a better description
June 10th, 2008 at 10:13 am
I watch ATH at the gym. It’s better than Charmed, MTV, or whatever else is they’re showing at 5:30.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:14 am
strahan is lighter in the loafers than liberace.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Marrioti is a joke in the media world. It seems like the only place that takes him seriously as a journalist is ATH. ESPN hardly features him on any other shows.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:14 am
@ST Bear- 5:30?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:18 am
I kind of wish ATH used more of a rotating panel of journalists based on what’s “current” in sports discussing the various topics of the day. For example, this week should have journalists from Boston and LA (like usual), but also somebody from San Diego (for the US Open), etc. Previous weeks should have included people from Detroit and Pgh. for the Stanley Cup. This would be more interesting to me.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:18 am
@irish: 5:00, my bad. PTI is on at 5:30.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Nice post, TBL. When you write about Ol’ Jay, you get the knives out.
Jay has a job because people read him. Every paper has a columnist that is only there to write stupid columns to rile up the masses. It is America. People like getting pissed off. Apparently, Jay does a very good job. When I screw up and turn on ESPN prior to 4:30 and this clown is on ATH, I want to kill my wife’s dog.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:20 am
I’m just loving the White Sox winning streak because it keeps him quiet about the team…as soon as they drop two of three though we’ll be getting our 149th “Fire Ozzie” column
I still go to the Sun-Times webpage to read the Sox articles and it annoys the living hell out of me that I always have to see his top headline in the upper right hand corner as if he’s king shit there
June 10th, 2008 at 10:21 am
There is nothing that can make ATH watchable. Far, far too contrived to be good television.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I was traveling this weekend and picked up the Sunday Trib and they didn’t even have a Best Buy ad. Fuck Chicago papers.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:25 am
they need to get rid of that stupid scoring system they use on that show
June 10th, 2008 at 10:26 am
i would rather watch old people fuck than watch ATH. the only way to make that show watchable would be to actually kill off the person with the lowest points
June 10th, 2008 at 10:27 am
The guy has a half inch gap in his teeth…how the hell would you sound if you had that? Light in the loafers my ass..no more light in the loafers than Jason Taylor?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Mariotti’s probably upset he never got to be on Sportswriters on TV
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sportswriters_on_TV
(infinitely better than ATH)
June 10th, 2008 at 10:29 am
+ 1 RWH… Dancing on TV, in those teh gay outfits especially, is way gayer than having a lisp.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I think even Reali knows that Around the Horn is unwatchable.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:30 am
/fixed
June 10th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I’d sound something like, “Excuthe me mither denthist, please take some of my millioths of dollars and fixth my teeth.”
June 10th, 2008 at 10:30 am
“the only way to make that show watchable would be to actually kill off the person with the lowest points” blah
I’d probably watch that show.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:31 am
nope. they make such a cute couple.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:32 am
why would strahan want his teeth fixed? it’s his calling card, everyone knows him because of that distinctive feature. shit, id have the gap widened if i was him.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Jason Taylor poon >>> Strahan poon
June 10th, 2008 at 10:33 am
@Roethlishotdog
Those teeth are gonna help him make millions of dollars after his playing career.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Jason Taylor poon >>> Strahan poon
just ask Zack Thomas
June 10th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Mariotti says he won’t go back into the White Sox lockerroom ever since Frank Thomas threatened to stick his bat up Jay’s ass sideways and since a naked Ozzie Guillen simulated a sexual position while standing behind him.
/Man I love baseball.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:34 am
so you would rather gawk at bill plaschke and jay mariotti than shannen doherty, holly marie combs and alyssa milano???!!!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:39 am
He wrote a column earlier this season in the wake of the blowup doll thing (I only read the headline) where he was calling Ozzie a coward for saying the pressure of the job might get him to quit…if I were the kind of person to take the time to e-mail sportswriters I’d have ask if that’s really any more cowardly than not even looking the guys you’re writing about face-to-face
I love the comment about him being the first blogger…that’s great
June 10th, 2008 at 10:39 am
No, but him doing guys in the butt does.
/obviously joking, so stay off my overly critical blog-reading ass, Bissinger
June 10th, 2008 at 10:40 am
It’s not hard to listen to one TV while watching another.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:52 am
“You gotta understand Reali, I’m a fucking homo”.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:37 am
I love the comment about him being the first blogger…that’s great
That’s like realizing soilent green is people..frightening.
June 10th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
what makes you think around the horn is watchable now??
June 10th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I think Rick Telander should leak the orginial anti-Marriotti columns to this very site. You can them call him later, and he can say “I have no idea how you got a hold of these columns, but since you’re asking me about that %&((^%$ Marriotti, here is what I really think…”