Sasha Vujacic Will Not Let the Lakers Lose
NBA June 10th. 2008, 10:26pm
Paul Pierce has three fouls, the Celtics are shooting just 32 percent, and the Lakers have attempted 22 fouls shots, or 12 more than they did in all of game two. Yet the Los Angeles only leads by six. Part of the reason is that they have missed 10 freebies, and Kobe, a career 83 percent shooter from the line, is just 7-for-12. Reserve Sasha Vujacic, seen here with Paris Hilton, has 12 points. Kobe has 19 and Ray Allen leads Boston with 12. The highlight of the half was when PJ Brown looked as if he wanted to squash Jordan Farmar, but used better judgment and walked away.
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June 10th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
That pic did not come out right, whatever it is.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
not sure about everyone else, but all i see on my screen for that “picture” is black blurry lines
June 10th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
TBL – Where hotlinking pictures happens
June 10th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
um, is that the sign of the beast?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
i imagine this is what my boy CRM sees on EVERY post
June 10th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I think it’s one of those things where you needd to make your eyes like a chinese person to read.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Is that one of those things where you stare at it and a picture appears?
“It’s a boat.”
June 10th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Since it’s a new thread, could everybody please not mention a Lakers/Celts update without starting it with “SPOILER ALERT”? Can’t watch the tape until Saturday. Thanks.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Sure Sportsgal, I mean Rex.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
That looks like Paris Hilton, but I didn’t know Sasha also looked like a bar code as well.
Lakers win easily, I bet. It’s the NBA!!!
Stu is talking about the crooked ref thowing a 2002 series as I type. The NBA… Got to love it!!!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
You have to keep your eyes unfocused!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Fetch – Where do you live now? I’ve seen you around lately, and you have a most excellent handle and avatar. Just wondering.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
“u dumb bastard, its not a scooner, its a sailboat.” “a scooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.” “YOU KNOW WHAT? THE EASTER BUNNY ISN’T REAL.”
June 10th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Fetch, life is about choices, and I chose “Hope Floats”.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
I think that’s a copy of the Richter Scale reading from the earthquake in china a month ago.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
While you guys were rocking out Noggin, did anyone mention the delicious Miss Lori Berkner? Total crush on that broad.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
RE: Earthquake.
Yao is apparently donating 2million to the recovery efforts. Thats cool. When I see that an athlete donates like 50 grand, “cheap bastard” typically is my first thought.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Actually, it looks alot like the sheet music to the CapeCodeLeagueDouchebags.com score that I composed for Hef.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
No rexy, we did not. You are quite right about her. If only the boy liked “Jack’s Big Music Show” more.
Oh my God, I need to get out of the house more.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
@Rex,
I met her at Riverside Park when she was there with her kid. Very nice. She was free styling.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Laurie looks like a grade-A cougar. Good call, rexy.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
KC – Actually I’m from ND. I became a minor Jayhawks fan in like 3rd grade cause I really liked Ryan Robertson for some reason, but I became a huge fan when Boschee went there, him being an ND native and all.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Can I get a price check on this post? It’s not scanning through.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Agreed sparty.
I’ve made back-to-back Asian jokes, but this is an NBA thread so I think I’m straight.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
i catch myself chanting Lau-rie! Berk-ner!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
@fetch – As your blog is all about college hockey, what college do you back?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
wow, that would be a foul in boston…
June 10th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
http://www.lakersbuzz.com
June 10th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
something like that
June 10th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
HawkEye – UND. Although 4 straight Frozens without a championship kinda sucks.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
“Get him a wheelchair!”
That’s classic.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
is a shot blocked if it hits the backboard and the rim?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
You said keep your eyes out of focus, which is misleading. You want DEEP focus!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Fetch – no sympathy coming from me. Your team hasn’t gakked in the first round the last three years.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
You’re never gonna see it, Nick.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
oconnodv – +1,000 hardest I’ve laughed at a comment since this one.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
seriously, you guys dont see Sasha and Paris Hilton?
Ill change it, but i see it clear as day
June 10th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
what you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you’ll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
http://www.lakers.topbuzz.com
Now I will sit in timeout for the next hour for meaningless flooding msgs.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Sparty, great…she was freestyling. What does that have to do with her cans or an ass description?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/1948-2/sasha-vujacic-paris-hilton-full_getty-72271756mc014_vip_reception_10_47_05_pm.jpg
June 10th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Rex-unfortunately it was winter. big fat coat on. couldn’t tell much.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
HERE COMES RONDO!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I’m still not seeing it. Can’t you just save it to your imageshack, TBL?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
ok, now Rajon Rondo should appear in the photo. im back to the game, just finished laughing at the office
June 10th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Trevor Ariza just hit a jumper, the apocalypse is upon us
June 10th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
The Lakers might be better right now with Marc Gasol than Pau..
June 10th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Damn… The Office finishes faster in NY than Ohio? You just blew my mind.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
That Bobcat player’s arms are stretched out only half as far as Vujacic’s after a whistle
June 10th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
so has kobe started shooting defenders with a pistol like on the last boy scout yet? i checked espn but i think they may have buried it
June 10th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Wow, the Lakers really look like they’re going to get swept. Their guys have been deer in headlights since minute one of this series.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
boston’s road resolve is uncanny tonight
all this kobe legacy crap will take a major, major hit tonight with a loss
where are the pundits?
KG!!!!!!!!!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
TBL, why should Kobe’s legacy take any crap at all? He’s playing with guys that haven’t shown up in three games now.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Somebody needs to check Pau’s bank account…
Because He’s THROWING-This-Game for real
June 10th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
How many more misses before Van Gundy calls them pay throws?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Phil called that timeout 5 minutes too late. I’m sure nobody will bash him though.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Is Sam Cassell wearing a diaper or what?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Jeff Van Gundy-is that a genius TO by Phil Jackson?
June 10th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Phil sucks.
Kobe hasn’t shown up either.
Frauds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
TBL, you need to respond to what you just wrote. Do YOU think Kobe’s legacy should take a hit? Don’t just throw the straw man out there, do YOU think it should? His supporting cast has proven in the last two and a half series that it wasn’t as good as many thought…
June 10th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
@cursed: He can’t win a title without Shaq. His legacy hasn’t changed in my mind. You’re right.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Haha ok Nick, he has another 7 years of teams that will contend, come talk to me then.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
I don’t think Ray-Ray has missed a 3-pointer tonight
June 10th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
sure am glad i didnt bet on the lakers -9.5
still could happen, but not if trevor ariza is taking 3’s
June 10th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
By the way, props to Ray Allen, Where was that Ray Allen in the Cavs series?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Wow Kobe’s first assist, he should have at least 7.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
you’re right – shouldn’t just toss that out there. but that’s the first thought everyone will say – kobe can’t win one without shaq, despite the awesome record this season and the dismantling of the AWESOME western conference.
i take it back. but it was funny hearing all those HE’S LIKE JORDAN! comments prior to game one. what a joke.
and let’s not blame this on the supporting cast, ok? This one goes to the Celtics – better defense, better balance.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Bron Bron can’t get to the Finals without Drew Gooden and Larry Hughes.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Is the MVP going to play tonight?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
People place way too much weight on what happens over the course of a 7 game series.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
KG changed pivots twice. Thats unreal.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Gasol is getting abused by the quadruple pivot by KG.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Kobe got fouled on that shot too.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Woohoo, Mets suck.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
We’re talking about baseball right? Wait, where am I?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Fetch -
Damn. I was out of college during Boscheeeeee years. Good pick on a team. If you aren’t already out of high school and thinking about college, KU is where it is at.
KC Res ‘98
June 10th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Hef, try being a Royals fan.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
hef..eat a dick
June 10th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Kobe is getting fouled on the regular
June 10th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
is JVG drunk? Didn’t he just say Alyssa Milano? Because Nick Lachey dates Vanessa Minillo.
Can someone pull that off red lasso? JVG doesn’t know his celebrities
June 10th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Alyssa Milano, Vanessa Minillo: what’s the difference?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
I don’t want JVG to know more than basketball…
June 10th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
not to toot my horn and yes i know there is a whole quarter to play but i think i said the celts were gonna win this game when everyone else was calling for a lakers win….so when do i get my own website?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
KC Res – They’re definitely at the top of my current list for law school.
I thought red lasso was going bye-bye?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Wow who could have forseen Lamar Odom throwing up a wild layup in traffic on the run?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Roman, are you doing impressions? You sound like someone else.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I am not happy..where is the rainout when I need one
June 10th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
jack nicholson should change his diaper right about now
How come we haven’t seen more pick and roll with Kobe and Gasol?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
leon powe driving the lane from 90 ft >>>> lamar odom trying the same from 30
June 10th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
8-5 Dbacks. I love stephen drew again.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Uh Maybe because Pau has been Busy-Throwing-the-Game
June 10th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I called a C’s sweep
here.June 10th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
sweet merciful crap..COME ON>>JUST COME ON…THIS GUTLESS RAT SHIT FUCKING COCKSUCKING EXCUSE FOR A BASEBALL TEAM CAN LICK MY SMELLY FAT FUCKING ASSHOLE..JUST DIE..FUCK FUCKING FUCK
June 10th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I remember that Nick P!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
uh i called babe ruths called shot
June 10th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Nick juggles time and space like a clown. He is an entertainer/time traveller.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Ray with the answer
June 10th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Wow Ray Allen. Give that man a beer.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
ray allen is angry peple compared him to nick anderson a few weeks ago
June 10th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Roman, what’s with the ump. He’s been shouting strikes like a douche all night.
Another dinger!!! Conor Jackson. 9-5.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
RWH is having a rough night.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Only the f’in Royals can lose the game on a passed ball
June 10th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
JVG keeps saying “bad defense” on every Ray Allen made three. On every one but one, guys were closing out hard on him. Nothing you can do there.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I love the Royals. Baseball’s unlovable losers.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
If you throw in Mariah Milano, I’d say a big difference.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Can the Lakers get something for Lamar’s expiring contract during the NBA finals?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Of course Jose Guillen is due up 4th. If he gets up he’ll homer so we can lose in extra innings instead.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Kobe picked the wrong night emulate LeBron at the stripe!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
nice flop
June 10th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Kobe’s free throw woes may cost the Lakers the game.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
i cant wait until the nba draft where the bull will draft beasley and then trade him for elton brand and 2 futur fist rod picks the second pick being protected. i mean vinny del negro…really?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
so can we drop the foul calls business? The lakers have gotten their share of calls, and it’s a tight game
June 10th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
9 more free throws though TBL, and this time last game, the Celtics had 20 more.. They didn’t exactly even things out.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
But you’re right. We can all admit that the Celts are outplaying the Lakers in this series, which is all that matters.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Lakers have taken a big shit at the line.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I guess the old axiom is true: You can’t win a Finals game with Kobe Bryant as your best player.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
TBL your post headline is right on the nose at this point.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Fixed
June 10th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
give posey a tommy point
June 10th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
kobe, you must finish that
June 10th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Fixed
June 10th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
are Kobe pts, the quietest 30 pts in Finals history?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Somebody give Rondo a chair
June 10th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Biggest moving screen in NBA history by Garnett.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
How was that not a moving pick by KG?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
real impressed by rondo tonight on the road
ditto for posey and brown
and rondo has completely erased d fish from the entire series
June 10th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
He literally set a screen with his lower back.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
KG learned that from PJ Fuckig Brown
June 10th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Odom killing the lakers.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Kobe getting doubled 40 feet from the basket, something Nick P said has never happened. It only happens to LeBron.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
@tbl is right thou… D-Fish has done NOTHING
June 10th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Nicholson’s face is as red as Coughlins was in Green Bay.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Amazing that Fisher did a nice job against Tony Parker and Deron Williams when not in foul trouble… perhaps Rondo is better than everyone gives him credit for.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
cursed, chalk that up to familiarity as well.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Laker starters not dubbed “Best player on the planet” are 6 for 24 tonight. With 8 turnovers and 6 assists.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Good point Sparty.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
bout time, PP
June 10th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
partly that, but also Williams WAS the best player on the jazz, and parker’s one of the best on SA. ROndo is the 5th option usually when he’s on the floor.
and fisher misses again
June 10th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
TBL, I’m not seeing anyone named “PP” on The Gilmore Girls.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
who is now?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Why doesn’t Pierce get the push off foul to get open, but Kobe does in game 2…
June 10th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
PP! Get it? Like a weiner!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Pierce’s three-point play was questionable as well, he initated contact against Kobe, then Lamar took a charge outside of the restricted area with hands straight up. What’s going on here?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Hef, your wife and my kid and Irish’s kid love it when you’re out of town. It’s like the family that can never be.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Entertaining game.. by the way.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
The family is with me, dummy. My job takes care of me.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
What is Pau Gasol doing?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
any1 see the girl sitting behind phil jackson? eva longoria clone!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
who says KG can’t score in the 4th?
damn, soooo glad i didnt bet on boston
June 10th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
WHERE IS KOBE????????
get him the ball
June 10th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Throwing-the-Game
June 10th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
eddie house? WTF?
sasha is cash $
June 10th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Machine!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
What in the world do you call the efforts by Pau and Odom tonight? They should have lost by 20 the way they’re playing.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Hef, this just got really awkward. Open the bedroom closet…
June 10th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Will another Cy Young Award Winner critique Kobe’s leadership tonight? We’ll have to wait and see.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
You better not be wearing a lampshade.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
splash.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
eddie house, i take it back!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Kobe F’ing Bryant.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
It’s MVP-Time!!!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Ray Allen, please pick up your jock.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Which Cy young winner criticized him?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
By the way, Doc River drew up one solid play for a dunk out of a timeout… but you know, he’s a terrible coach who can’t scheme. I hate people who bash mindlessly.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
there’s your illegal screen call
June 10th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Doc Rivers wasted all of his timeouts. Let the bashing commence.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
IDK, TBL, here come FTs. Could get to 10.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
It’s mindless to think that Doc Rivers sucks? I actually watch games to realize that.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
nevermind
June 10th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Lamar DID NOT Push off
June 10th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Hef, Curt Schilling Here
June 10th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Cursed, which cy young winner criticized kobe?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Billy Packer
June 10th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Curt Schilling never won a Cy Young.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Kobe authored an MJ like performance, but we’re not allowed to say that right?
June 10th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
i am just ugh..yeah..good game..basketball woo
June 10th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
What can I say? Your wife loves lamp.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
See Hef, I don’t know baseball. The sooner you understand that, the better.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Uff. At least a team with Kobe Bryant as the best player doesn’t get swept out of the NBA Finals… you can’t say that about every other superstar on the league…
June 10th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
ballgame
June 10th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
I knew who you meant. I was trying to embarrass you publicly. Now I feel like a man. Nomo, if you’re done, I’d like to bang my wife now.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Kobe’s back has to be hurting tonight… what was that Pau and Lamar and everyone else except Sasha? Not only were they not playing well, they were literally tossing the ball to the Celts and doing things middleschoolers do (besides sending mirror shots to me on their camera)
June 10th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Hef, I think I’m officially qualified to write a baseball post on your site.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
CH4OS that was cold. I don’t remember TMAC making the finals!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Don’t come begging now. You lost your chance.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:00 am
cursed: you’re in luck. It’s always Lima time at MLJ!
June 11th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Those are amazing.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:01 am
WOW @clown… Jugs-of-JOY
June 11th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Hef…I just saw what nomo is frothing about..good work my man.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Anyone staying up to watch me live blog my watching of Bloodsport on Versus: Not Just the NHL Anymore?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Thanks Roman. I’ll pass your kind words along to her.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:04 am
I won’t be standing in your closet though..I am more of a shrub guy
June 11th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Easier to get splinters in a shrub.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Clown, are you aware what my name in real life is?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:09 am
of course, cursed. That’s why I thought it would make sense. You think I would post a pic of a chick with big chesticles for the hell of it?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:09 am
7 of 28 for the Laker starters outside of Kobe. That’s incredible.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am
I know! I know what his name is! Call on me! I have pictures!
June 11th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Hef, I don’t know if he wants to be “outed”.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:12 am
I would never out anybody. But I will say he looks like Shia LeBouf.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Clown, are you also aware of my social security number? B/c this guy says you can’t do anything with it.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:14 am
That Guy is such-a-joke
June 11th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Hef, If I author a post on why I hate baseball and why it’s the toughest game to root for if you’re a fan, will you run it?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:15 am
That guys is running a new commercial and saying “10 people tried to steal my identity and I called the police. See how my system works!”
June 11th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Sure. I love watching people get trashed on my site.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:15 am
But I want Harrison Ford’s autograph in return.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:15 am
C’mon, you lose a little anonymity when you post your picture and I believe you previously posted your email address and you told us where you live and work and where you went to school and shall I go on? Is that enough?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:16 am
I put it together based on what clown’s clues. Also, I’m a detective in my spare time.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:17 am
That sentence was poorly constructed.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Hef, there’s nothing to trash. The vaguaries of baseball are easy to pick fun at. The game just wasn’t put together very well, and people have accepted it. It’s the only sports where 50% of the league have great years and then terrible years. It’s pot luck in baseball. Oh yeah, and the World Series champs are a luckfest every year!
I actually don’t hate baseball, but it has some big problems.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Clown, it’s not like I gave out my AdultFriendFinder password. Come on now. Or my NAMBLA login.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:18 am
In your post I will link to several people much smarter than you (with better haircuts) who say the exact opposite. It will be fun.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:19 am
It was supposed to play off something Toby said to Michael before the casino night.
It’s even funnier now that I attempted to explain it.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:20 am
I agree – give this man a post!
June 11th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Actually, I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s, uh, you know, there’s gambling and alcohol, and it’s in our dangerous warehouse, it’s a school night, and you know, uh…Hooters is catering. You know, is that not – is that enough? Should I keep going?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:22 am
hef, damn you and your Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V!
June 11th, 2008 at 12:22 am
MMA was put together well. That’s why it’s so popular and not at all gay. Not one bit.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:23 am
My nickname at the brothels is Control V. That’s funny. Did you find out my identity too?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Cursed, just send me your post for MLJ. I’ll post it. I hate baseball, too, which is only superceded by my hate for Hef, and everything he stands for.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Why must you lie? You’re embarrassing yourself.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Hef, nice work. You’re getting better. You made love to your wife between this post and 11:59pm EDT.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Gayest comment on the internet tonight (by a non-baseball lover).
June 11th, 2008 at 12:31 am
My post will get 10 minutes of exclusivity on CursedCleveland.com first of course..
June 11th, 2008 at 12:32 am
I watch the Tribe or the Reds almost every night, as background. I just can’t possibly write about the gaym. Blame the Marlins buying their World Series.
p.s. – eye h8 ewe.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Cursed, cut it to 8 minutes and you learn how to spell “triumphant” and you gotta deal. We only deal with credible blogs.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Oh again, I don’t hate baseball. Playoff baseball is unbelievable, every pitch is seemingly life or death. But as a fan watching a game and trying to make sense of it, it’s an exercise in futility.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Rex what do you want from me? I’m writing these posts in the basement and a bathrobe.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Cursed, do you roll your eyes and make huge sighs when you do baseball highlights at work?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Agreed on playoff baseball. The douches at MLJ are gonna have to work around my dominating playoff posts. Unless the Indians don’t make it. Then it’s all theirs.
And I want you to bow down to the God that is Hef. Allegiance must be pledged.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Clown just the opposite. I do them with the same vigor I do local swimmer stories
June 11th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Christ… are all of you guys Indian?
/Nick P.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Kobe just said “Shit” on ESPN. Don Imus wants people fired over this.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Cursed: You need to figure out what do with your hands. That’s my only professional critique. I’ll have more in our review meeting later on.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:47 am
good spot, cursed, but when do you decide to wear the glasses? It makes you look kind of nerdy and you want to keep from treading some very…dangerous waters.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:48 am
You totally freaked me out with the whole “treading very dangerous waters” bit. Thought a shark was gonna grab the arm or something. As a former swimmer, I’ve seen that happen many a time.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:49 am
When there’s a shark in the pool, do they drain it and have Bill Murray dispose of it?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:49 am
If I were to use a word for us, it would be “supportive”. Guaranteed we’re pictured in the dictionary next to it.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Hef, I think you’re thinking of the water turning purple, but that’s only when kids pee in it.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:53 am
“Elephant miscarriage season”?!?! Who doesn’t love wacky weather guy.
Hef, this man needs a signing bonus from us. Maybe a MLJ Unitard and matching Speedo?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Notice there were no African Americans in the pool.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Aaaand I’m talking to myself. Fuckers.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Kids pee in the pool??? I need to go brush my teeth.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Nary a “And boom goes the thunder” during the weather cast? You’ve got no cred with the kids.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Seriously, cursed, good job. I hate seeing myself on video. It’s like the camera adds 95 pounds.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Boom goes the thunder? Isn’t that when you have a mansplosion?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:57 am
cursed, have you been downing more than a fair share of Muscle Milk? Your cut is getting a little, dare I say, Raj-errific.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:59 am
Dog pile on cursed! That’s what you get for thinking we’re decent people.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Some have said that, yes, Hef.
Clown, I could be wrong, but I think it’s your fat that makes you look fat.
Cursed, when did you do Buckeye baseball? I live in the same little area that Cory Luebke is from. (and Todd Boeckman, Ross Homan, Bobby Hoying, etc)
June 11th, 2008 at 1:01 am
I’m working on a cursedcleveland post, I have no idea why.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Is the title of the post, “local newsman outs himself as national no it all”? It’s got a nice ring to it.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:05 am
FUCK! That should say “know it all.” Otherwise, I stand by my work.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:08 am
alright it’s there. I will not blog again for months.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:10 am
The title should be, “Scottsdale Man Prefers Trying to Make Messageboard Losers Laugh Instead of Banging Wife”.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:11 am
Whoooooa…. howabout a Gay*, African-American Blog Post alert? Definitely NSFW.
*NTTAWWT
June 11th, 2008 at 4:09 am
free throws, so ridiciulous, that makes you think about the refs even more now