Sorry, we couldn’t get excited about this, even thought the second half was mildly exciting. Germany’s Bastian Schweinsteiger struck for two pretty sweet goals in the final 30 minutes, propelling the home team to victory. Cristiano Ronaldo was his usual incredible self for Portugal, until he got in the penalty area, where he would proceed to rattle off dive after dive, attempting to draw a penalty kick. Not even the Switzerland judge could have given him anything above a 3.5 today.

Germany vs. Portugal (World Cup Blog)