In the third quarter last night, ABC’s sleep-deprived announcer Jeff Van Gundy made a pretty glaring error when he mixed up two celebrities who share a similar last name, but look nothing alike: Alyssa Milano (whom he mentioned) and Vanessa Minnillo (whom he meant to mention). It’s understandable that JVG would confuse the two; there’s the whole ending-in-an-o thing and Milano’s chronic love for athletes could be confused with Minnillo, who once dated Derek Jeter. How do we know he meant to say Minnillo? Because he went on to mention Nick Lachey, whom Minnillo has been dating for a couple years. Don’t mock us for knowing that – come on, the photos of this C-list couple getting hot a heavy in a public hot tub made the internet rounds last year.

While we’re here: Mark Jackson, enough with the hyperbole. Please.