Date for less than a year and out comes the ring - good luck, kids! Do you think he’s making the Lou Gehrig “luckiest man alive” speech this morning? … Metallica is a joke and hates bloggers … We love us some Ashanti, but she’s now performing for the Sabercats? … we’d love to do something like this for athletes, if someone has any clue how to draw up the graphic, let us know … dirty judge busted in LA … by popular demand, Cheryl Cole! … idiot steals forklift, can’t find a place to hide it … clowning Cassell in public is just harsh …

Jaric of the T-Wolves and Lima of your dreams are engaged. (People Magazine)

Go and submit questions to Ana Ivanovic’s online chat. Looks like fun. (On the Baseline)

Ovechkin reveals his fashion line in Toronto. (The Red Skate)

No live-blogging from NFL press boxes. (Pro Football Talk)

Get your Obama throwback! (Steady Burn)

Poor Tom Crean - there’s nobody left in the Indiana hoops program. (Rush the Court)

Video of Wayne Rooney’s $10 million wedding. (Reuters)

The Carolina Panthers have some Beatles in them. (Cat Crave)

A screengrab of Michelle Tafoya’s head. (Sports Hernia)

Presented without comment: ESPN’s Hollinger ranks D Wade’s 2006 Finals performance as the greatest ever. (ESPN)

Budding Chiefs star Dwayne Bowe talks to a blog. (Arrowhead Addict)

Anna K gets her fist-bump on with a former President. (Wonkette)

The National ended 17 years ago today. (TMC)

Papelbon eggs on the Rays. (Red Sox Monster)