This is Intern Bill’s PM roundup debut. We’ve added a few links, but the photo selection – Ugly Betty’s Becki Newton – was all him.

Wrap it up people. Wrap it up! (AP)

Lasers! Finally! (Gizmodo)

Barry Bonds swings an imaginary bat in a rap video, about one minute in. (Russakoff Rules)

Dick Bavetta is being investigated by the FBI? (Deuce of Davenport)

If pitchers work faster, do they really have better defenses behind them? If you like Wasserman’s stuff, then you should like this. (Hardball Times)

Canada is running out of strippers! (Panic!)

Penn State recruits aren’t sure how long Paterno will last. (Philly Inquirer)

An anonymous PGA pro talks US Open. Probably the best stuff you’ll see on this. (Golf.com)

Debunking the “Wealth Affect.€ (Slate)

Soooo creepy. (Heckler Spray)

Bruce Lee’s screen test for “The Green Hornet.€ (Video)

The ultimate time waster and an American classic. (University of Virginia)

Photo of Terrell Owens and two scantily-dressed blondes. (NFL Juice)

DJ Wendy Williams’ husband accused of plotting the murder of a rival DJ. (Daily News)