To Help You Through Summer’s TV Doldrums
Television, Video June 13th. 2008, 5:00pm
Dan Lamothe of Red Sox Monster writes periodically for us. Now that the NBA Finals are just about finished, we are about to embark on two months - save for Shark week - of having absolutely nothing to watch on TV. Fortunately, a whole slew of potentially funny Japanese game shows are coming to network TV.
If you’ve been watching the NBA Finals, you’ve heard by now: network television will go Japanese this summer.
That doesn’t mean Godzilla or Ichiro, though. It means a phenomenon that had been primarily relegated to high-number cable channels and the Internet will come front and center, as Japanese game shows are brought to the U.S. in all their bizarre and grisly glory.
The most blatant example is ABC’s new “I Survived a Japanese Game Show,” which is still new enough where the cast remains under wraps. There are others, though, including the forthcoming FOX show “Hole in the Wall” and ABC’s “Wipeout,” which has seen more awkward promotion than a blogger email blast during the playoffs.
In the dog days of summer, here’s betting this gimmick works, and here’s why: We foolish bloggers have proven that with the exception of perhaps scandal, women or scandal involving women, nothing draws traffic and outside links like a good, refreshing video of some poor slob meeting epic fail.
Think about it. Whether it’s watching people being turned into a life-sized game pieces, imitating horror movie characters or taking a colossal shot or three to the babymaker, viral videos of Japanese TV have become hot property on the Internet, spawning blogs like TV in Japan and message boards like J-Fan Friends.
Sports blogs have also furthered the craze. With Leather, for one, maintains a Japan tag that is populated mainly by whackjob videos. From experience, I can also say that one of my first “finds” blogging was the video of “the greatest baseball pitch invented in the history of mankind,” which can still can be seen here. And when all else fails, you can always try the ol’ Japanese Port-A-Potty trick. They just don’t make that kind of stuff stateside, man.
For those of you fearing the onslaught of grisly accidents and hysterical calamities, though, there’s also this: It looks like the creator of “America’s Funniest Home Videos” has made a play for “Masquerade,” a Japanese show that “finds contestants using costumes, props, and sets to create performances that trick the eye,” according to TV Squad.
If that’s not the Skip Bayless moment for this trend, I don’t know what is.
18 Responses to “To Help You Through Summer’s TV Doldrums”
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June 13th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Now this is what sports fans crave. Finally.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
wow, crm. just wow.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I’ll be highlighting this tomorrow. In great detail. I’m excited.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
the forthcoming FOX show “Hole in the Wallâ€
What, was Glory Hole censured?
June 13th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
@ dan lamothe - any word on whether these shows are going to be framed as game shows or as reality shows featuring people trying to win game shows? because there is a huge difference, an i would not watch the latter for anything. give me stupid contests, leave the interviews about and drama surrounding said contests on the cutting room floor.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Hahhaha, that was great Ron, a 10 minute chat, hgahahahahhaha.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
It’s times like this that I’m glad I don’t have TV.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
at first when i clicked i was like, great just started i can sneak a question in. Justin, how does it feel to be always after Jeter? and then i realized they answer about 4 questions in 7 mins. wtf?
June 13th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
The Vicks family continues to have moments of great pride
June 13th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
mildly NSFW
June 13th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
speaking of the Vick situation….anyone else find it mildly disturbing that Marcus and his lady friend were drunk off their asses early in the morning?? Wondering if it was leftover drunk from Thursday night, or if they hit the bottle early Friday morning??? LOL
June 13th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Best way to get through the summer doldrums:
Metal Gear Solid 4
June 13th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
If every something needed live blogging, it was that amazing chat. CRM, I anxiously await your 3 part series.
June 13th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
How much advertising $$$ has ABC pissed away on the Wipeout ads? Even if they sold that time to Bud Light for half price, it’s gotta be 8 digits.
June 13th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
You know you are hearing the death tolls of network television when the best the finest minds in the industry can come up with is a remake of a low-budget show on Spike TV that is not three to four years past its expiration date.
June 13th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
*now
June 13th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
duffy,
what’s your take on the dutch beat down today? and when do you predict they will bow out of the tourney?
June 14th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I’ll take MXC over all the aforementioned Japanese rip-off shows coming soon to network tv.