Shaq: The Big Foreclosure Preventer
Good People June 13th. 2008, 2:45pm
Real estate market got you down? Some realtor rope you into buying more house than you can afford? Have you staved off one foreclosure from the sheriff, but don’t think you can stomach another? Then call Shaq. Yes, that one (same guy who helps fat kids lose weight).
“I want to come in not to kick them out, but to work with them and save them so they can stay in their homes,” O’Neal told the Orlando Sentinel during an impromptu stop Tuesday at Orlando City Hall.
Among the pearls of wisdom Shaq will offer over-extended homeowners:
* Buy this book, and document every dollar you spend
* Learn how to tell your kids “no”
* No dinners out or ordering in for one month - only grocery shopping and cooking at home
Shaq: I can help homeowners fight off foreclosure (Orlando Sentinel)
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June 13th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I don’t get the “buy this book” link, linked to a hottie? What did I miss?
June 13th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
that’s a pretty hot book…
June 13th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Um… remember this: http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/01/23/looking-at-shaqs-monthly-budget/
* $24,300 at the gas station filling up (dude, buy a Prius)
* $17,220 on clothes
* $6,730 on laundry and dry cleaning
* $2,305 on pet care
* $1,620 on music and magazines
* $1,495 on cable television.
June 13th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
gotta be a mis-link
June 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
OOPS
my bad on the link to the hot chick. damn, i hope i didnt give anyway any secrets to a roundup girl …
June 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
was that going to be the round up photo?
June 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
ahh, so it was
June 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
550k for silencing a whore?
June 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
it’s a sign, tbl. get a different round-up girl
June 13th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Thomas J. Stanley’s going to be the round up girl?
June 13th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Thumbs up for the roundup pic, but now you have to post 2 roundup chicks. How dissapointed would we be if we refresh to only have something old and used already. I petition 2 roundup chicks.
June 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
oops, wrong thread!
June 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I hate this clown. Shaq, not the commenter Clown
June 13th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
550k for silencing a whore?
lmao
June 13th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
how does one have a $1495 cable bill?
June 13th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I’ve heard that DirecTV offers a Platinum package where you get every channel known to man.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
i had direct tv once, nothing above the basic package with the sunday ticket.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
PPV Spanktravision
June 13th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
You’ve heard of the $500 for a hammer purchased by the gov’t theory, right? Shaq has a similar operation going for his monthly cheap whore allowance.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
DirecTV’s most expensive package is $7500/year and it has everything. EVERYTHING.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
So kids…don’t go out, stay in, cook and then entertain the family with a Kazaam/Steel double-feature!
June 13th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
This is what I was thinking of, but it only comes out to $625/month.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Subscription to OnDirect Magazine?!?! Sign me up!!
June 13th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
* $2,305 on pet care
gotta keep those hoes looking good
June 13th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
“What am I going to do with 45 subscriptions to Vibe?”
June 13th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
it must be two houses then.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Shaq’s Cable Budget < My PBR Budget
June 13th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
This estimate is typical with the average American. What’s the big deal!?
/PurdueMatt
June 13th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
what do you need cinemax for, once you have all day adult programming? No need to wait til after 10:30.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Have you staved off one foreclosure from the sheriff, but don’t think you can stomach another? Then call Shaq. Yes, that one (same guy who helps fat kids lose weight).
Next, Shaq will show you how to not throw ex teammates under the bus or how to remain a good player even when you’re old.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
fixed
June 13th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
i bet Shaq will be broke by the year 2015. Shaq will be the new Latrell Sprewell
June 13th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
nah, Shaq has too much off the court appeal.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Hahaha cb4- “lose your ass in a tough market? Ever think about the Desert? We got you here. Vitamin water commercials and cooking at home will help you, the average American. Once approved no need for actual performance.”
June 13th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
speaking of directv i was thinking about getting it for my house, anyone have it hate it any problems etc?
June 13th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
No problems at all but I live in a world where storms don’t exist or wind.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
waaaaa off topic. I got a Fox News truck operator at my shop. NBCs Tim Russert just died.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
*waaaay
June 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
if this isn’t strange, wikipedia has his death, but no AP release yet.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Sucks about Russert. We’re losing good guys left and right.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
what the fuck? you serious spartan?
June 13th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
What!?!?!?
June 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
drudge has a NYPOST link. Nothing on MSNBC yet.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
maybe a heart attack. he was editing a piece with someone and died. thats what I was just told when the guy here got off his phone.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
R Kelly was found not guilty?!?!?
June 13th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Watching MSNBA and FOX and nothing of this? Plus R. Kelly? What the fuck is going on?
June 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
And nowhere on Drudge.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
NYPost story
June 13th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
R Kelly not guilty
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25145335/
Man the system just isn’t fair to minorities.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
TIM RUSSERT DIES FROM APPARENT HEART ATTACK
June 13, 2008 –
Tim Russert, NBC journalist and political heavyweight host of “Meet the Press,” has died after collapsing at NBC’s Washington news bureau, a source said. He was 58 years old.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
drudge is first place that put up a link-of course
June 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Where I live, DirecTV is my only option. I like it except that the signal goes out during rainstorms. DirecTV once tried airing a commercial claiming their signal stayed on during Hurricane Katrina. I almost punched my TV when I saw that.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
God fucking dam. Fuck this.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
groin how long does it stay out when it goes off? the directv lady was telling me on the phone today that down in miami she never had it go out (bs i know)
is it our for a long time?
June 13th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Maybe after this I can show Shaq how to shut the fuck up and realize he isn’t funny, can’t rap, and needs to just go away.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Of course people complain about athletes that don’t say anything interesting at all and just doll out lines like “just trying to take one game at a time” and then people complain when you get a guy like Shaq who isn’t afraid to shoot his mouth off but people will also bitch about that too. Can’t win.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I’ve had my DirecTV go out twice in 6 months. It’s a pain in the dick when it happens.
Also, DirecTV has nothing “On Demand,” which blows cock.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
XV you speak the truth, glad to find someone else who doesn’t like the big fat slug.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Nick P, you need that Titanium package, so you can have your porn 24-7 and you don’t have to worry about bringing it up on demand.