Tony Romo Hasn’t Quite Gone Hollywood
Athletes and Celebrities June 16th. 2008, 6:30pm
And how do we know this? Because his shirt is an obvious nod to his small town Burlington, Wisconsin roots. See, what the Cowboys QB is saying by wearing this t-shirt is:
“You might think I’ve gone Hollywood because I’m playing the most popular position on the most popular team in the most popular sport in the country. And you might think I’ve got a big head because my girl, Jessica Simpson, is sexy and hot and in one of her movie roles, she played the part of Daisy Duke [ed. with aplomb, it should be noted], who was an iconic symbol of the 80s. But I’m keeping it real in the Hooisers t-shirt because that’s who I really am. I like karaoke, football, and breasts. Large, heaving bosoms.”
Jessica’s shirt? Not sure if she’s mocking those silly vegans like Alicia Silverstone or if she’s speaking in code about something else.
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June 16th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
dicks?? by “something else”, you mean dicks, right?? I think I see what you did there.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Jeez, you media types only want it one way don’t ya? Why can’t it be both?
June 16th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Oh, snap, a dick joke.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Seeing that the messsage on her shirt is Directly between her Mouth and her Lower-lipps… I would say it’s code for something else IMO
June 16th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Jessica’s shirt? Not sure if she’s mocking those silly lesbians like Jodie Foster
/fixed?
June 16th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Is Mrs. TBL on vacation?
June 16th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
+1 CRM.
That seems to be the case. TBL definitely stepping up the pics today. Apparently your lessons didn’t fall on deaf ears this time.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
How is this the first time I’ve seen this nip slip pick. This does qualify as a nipslip right?
June 16th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Blit Meat?
June 16th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
@Hef – if her nipple is on the top left corner of her tit, then yes, it’s a nip slip. And a deformity.
June 16th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Areola slip then?
June 16th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Her face looks fucking terrible in that picture.
June 16th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Coach Norman Dale wouldn’t put up with this shit.
June 16th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
How cropping can completely change the story:
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/is-jessica-simpson-beefing-up-after-romo-split-18287
June 16th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
The other photo isn’t cropped, it’s a different picture. Romo is just too in the shadows to be recognized. That SBB post was bush league.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Slow night.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
You should have live blogged the college world series CRM.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
I’m blaming it on the server.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Beefing up the server for the big chat tomorrow. Let’s hope all goes well. Keep those questions coming!
June 16th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I don’t mean to be a pessimist, but I give it 2 minutes.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
@fetch – Actually, I’d call you an optimist.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
TBL is starting the server on a cycle.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I think if the server dies tomorrow, TBL is going to throw himself in front of a city bus.
Or drink himself stupid. Which ever he prefers.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
What does that mean? I’ve never heard of that before! Where would I even get that? All it takes is one workout a week for two weeks and walk the mall on your off days.
/No one believes you, TBL
June 16th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
I always make it past the food court, but get caught by the cookie stand.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
/Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.”
June 16th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
yeah clown, I need to get on the TBL workout plan. Lift 4 days a week and run the off days would be a step back for me, but maybe my diet is shit who knows. Perhaps TBL only drinks protein shakes for sustenance.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
It’s a total call out to Carrie Underwood..apparently Carrie doesn’t like to give brain.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
It’s a total call out to Carrie Underwood..apparently Carrie doesn’t like to give brain.
In the immortal words of Chris Rock, they still make those?
June 16th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Ok, she doesn’t like to give brain AND Carrie’s a vegetarian. So it could mean both
June 16th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Or she’s just a dumb 20-something wearing an ironic t-shirt, just like her dumbass boyfriend.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I like the first explanation more.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Or she’s a slut.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
So far, TBIMBD’s is the winner for me.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Or she’s a slut, which is fine too. I’d rail her.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
CRM, why the hate on Jessica? If you were straight, you wouldn’t care about her being dumb or a slut.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Fetch – can I hazard a guess that the list of girls you’d rail is long and impressive?
Kinda like my johnson.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
HawkEye, you would be correct, on the first part at least. Although this mainly extends to celebrities. In non internet land I am much harder to please.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
too bad the most popular guy is deating the second hottest Simpson girl… tbd when i see the mom…
June 16th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Sorry clown. You know how when a couple breaks up that you’re friends with and you’re forced to chose one side or the other? Well, I went with Miller Lite and Nick Lachey. Jessica Simpson is dead to me.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
deating, yeah i spelled it!
June 16th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Am I the only guy out there who is just meh on Jessica Simpson (or her sister for that matter). I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but still…
June 16th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
I’m meh on Ashlee, but Jessica is ridiculously hot I think. BTW, how gay is it that I’m drunk on a Monday night>
June 16th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
He’s done once he stars in her music video he’s done. Look what it did to Ben Affleck after he was in the JLo video..
June 16th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Don’t worry Hawkeye, I’m meh as well. Just don’t see it. Of course real life is different, and some photos, may not do her justice.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Ben Affleck was in a J-Lo video? I dont think I’ve watched a music video for like 5 years I guess so I’m not surprised I didn’t know that.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Fetch, you’re a college student in North Dakota. I”m impressed you’re not drunk _every_ night!
June 16th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
First blood on spike!!!
June 16th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
HawkEye, get back to me during the school year. Although I am trying to get into a good law school, so that may have to stop.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Meh? Are you serious?
If she laid an SBD in my presence while wearing a burka, I would still get an erection.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Yea here it is, he’s all over it, she even wrote a song on her album called Dear Ben…lame.
I agree CRM, i’m so over Jessica. Have you guys seen her Proactiv commercial..where she talks about the only place that she gets breakouts around her lip and chin area…um that’s not called pimples its called the herps.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I won’t defend Jessica to the death like I would with say, Sarah Chalke, but thats still pretty blasphemous.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I think when I drink my vocabulary gets better.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
mmmmm….Sarah Chalke. Excellent choice Fetch.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Sudden New Topic –
Anyone else out there have a Wii and Mario Kart?
June 16th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
is meh code for into dudes?
June 16th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
No, but I have Cecil Fielder Baseball for Neo Geo.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
brian dennehey is a real great actor… cause i think he is a real prick in first blood.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
/No not fuckin’ Brian Dennehey
June 16th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
what the hell is the show on MTV right now?
June 16th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
mtv?
June 16th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Neo Geo did make some cool games
June 16th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
The Search for Elle Woods – Hosted by Hailey Duff
June 16th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I can always count on CRM for the obscure MTV report. Not enough hot chicks on there to keep me interested.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
hollywood tuna has spoiled us all…
June 16th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
God Bless Hollywood Tuna
June 16th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
The Lord loves a working man, don’t trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it, goto hollywood tuna. Bye Grandma!