Look Out, Natalie Gulbis, Here Comes Perry Swenson
Golf June 19th. 2008, 9:10am
An avid golf fan dropped us a line noting that there’s an up-and-coming 24-year-old golfer who is on the cusp of qualifying for the LPGA, and once that happens, Natalie Gulbis will have some competition for being the most googled female on tour.
Meet Perry Swenson. She’s a Texas grad with a degree in Finance, and she’s already matched Gulbis in one department: Reality TV. Swenson will be starring in something called, “Road Trip: Myrtle Beach” and one of the guys from Hootie and the Blowfish will co-star. Turn-ons include the fairway, Callaway drivers, and eagles. Turn-offs: sandtraps, chipping from the rough, and water hazards.
But you’ll focus on Swenson, obviously. (If we had one question, it’d be obvious: So, when does the bikini calendar come out?) Another photo after the jump.
57 Responses to “Look Out, Natalie Gulbis, Here Comes Perry Swenson”
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June 19th, 2008 at 9:12 am
I wearing those same pants.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:14 am
I love Natalie Gulbis.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:16 am
I want to make a joke about chipping from the rough, but nothing comes to mind!
June 19th, 2008 at 9:17 am
TBL…May Wood is the best looking female golfer. plus, she can drive it 300+, which is pretty god damn sexy.
don’t let the old-lady shorts fool you.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:20 am
My god I love women with perfect teeth.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:20 am
jesus, who dresses this girl?
June 19th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Laura Davies always did it for me
June 19th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I can’t wait for Imigs yardwork. I’m preying for a royals/cards post…..
June 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am
She’s cute, but I’m still partial to this young lass –
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Picture%2020(39).png
June 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am
irish…that’s not even funny. that would be like fucking a crisco filled waterbed.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am
but is it a bald eagle?
June 19th, 2008 at 9:24 am
meg mallon, now thats a hot broad…
June 19th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Perry is definitely a contender for hottest LPGA player status…
June 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am
but is it a bald eagle?
Yes, she’s like to drop down and get her eagle on
June 19th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Christina Kim > Laura Davies
/spencer
June 19th, 2008 at 9:28 am
I would Helmet Hair fuck Nancy Lopez
June 19th, 2008 at 9:28 am
@nwilson. Knowing Imig, I wouldn’t count on it. Did you watch that game last night? It’s pretty sweet how the Cards have no offense, and even when they actually have a lead the pen comes in and craps the bed giving up home runs to guys who would be playing AA for any other team. fucking Cardinals…
June 19th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Damn link. So much for the obligatory Christina Kim gunt picture.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Who dropped the tip? LeBatard, no doubt.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Judy Rankin>Christina Kim
June 19th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Meh, if you look at the pics on her site she’s already developing the leather skin and she’s only 24. It’s called sunscreen blondie.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:35 am
that show sounds incredibly horrible.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:35 am
excuse me people, but are you forgetting someone?
June 19th, 2008 at 9:38 am
C’mon ark, gordon is legit, and dejesus is hot right now. Not trying to justify your pen blowing that. I’m a split fan living in MO, but am closer to Kauffman. Losing pujols throws off everything because Duncan is horrible. I love watching him try to play outfield, even though last night was first right? Tony’s just scared he’s going to lose a pitching coach if they get rid of him.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:38 am
i’ll help you out:
larussa blows; royals = walmart team in a cowtown with “fans” still jerking off to don denkinger.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:39 am
you’re being too kind. the guy is beyond a stiff.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:40 am
I love Walmart. Live 2 minutes from one. If I didn’t have that, where would I get my Gordon Jersey?
June 19th, 2008 at 9:41 am
@nwilson. I know, I’m just pissed that the Royals couln’t beat my 10 year nephew’s team, yet they beat the Cards by 1 run 2 games in a row. I actually live closer to Kaufman as well but have never been there. I’m going to make it this summer though. I’m actually going to see the Royals AA team play here today, or as Royals fans call it, the 2009 opening day lineup.
And Duncan’s attempts to swing at a breaking pitch 3 feet outside of the strike zone far supercede his fielding abilities in the outfield.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Hold off on Kauffman until next year when all of the renovations are complete.
Ah yes, I forgot about the AA team moving. What town did they move too? You don’t watch the Cardinals AA team in Springfield? Royals move to Fayetteville?
June 19th, 2008 at 9:47 am
What does that even mean?
June 19th, 2008 at 9:49 am
@ Triston,
I don’t know man, I just let it go. I figure I’m taking enough heat for being a fan in the first place.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I live in Fayetteville and the AA team is in Springdale, so it’s only about 10 minutes away.
Yeah, I forgot about those renovations. I wish I would have gone last year before they started so I could see a before/after.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I’m a fan too. But by now we’re used to mediocrity. But nothing beats Dodge buck night so we’ve got that going for us.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:51 am
@Triston. I figure the wal-mart team is because of David Glass, the owner. As far as the cow-town, not sure about that.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Translation: She’s hot, not very good, and needs to call Playboy or Penthouse ASAP to keep her career alive.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:55 am
People just don’t know about Buck night. Talk about a hot dog eating contest. I think Kauffman just put up the largest HD jumbotron in the world. That sounds odd, but I’m thinking that I’ve heard that before. Man it’s huge. I catch myself watching the game on the tron instead of the field. Nuts.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:59 am
The Naturals (Royals AA team) has thirsty thursdays, which I am taking part in today. $1 beers, albeit, they are Miller High Life’s.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:01 am
stay home.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:01 am
I’m a Paula Creamer guy myself… but that’s just me.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:02 am
sounds like the “doomed futures tour” might be more appropriate.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:02 am
agreed.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Her golf game will come in handy when she’s scooped up by some white shoe wall street firm in 3 years when he golf career dies.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:05 am
High life? Oh lord. I don’t have anything to say about that, other than, enjoy that 7pm killer headache.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Wouldn’t that be way more awesome if they served Natural Light or something? Seems like it would make more sense.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:05 am
@jimmy. And miss the gaurenteed hangover ar work tomorrow?
June 19th, 2008 at 10:06 am
She’s aight.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:06 am
is nat light and high life any different? Really?
June 19th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Well their team name is the Naturals… right? I thought I read that.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Yeah, not much of a difference. When they announced the team name was the Naturals I figured Natty Light was a shoe in not only for the beer of choice, but for the giant beer can mascot as well.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Thx, I’m retarded. How can they miss this one? Who makes nat light? they should be retracted.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Ha that would be classic
June 19th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Anheiser Busch makes it, which is why it would make even more sence.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:14 am
That Anna Rawson is a looker.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:16 am
@Sean Jean
there’s a reason her bio says model/golfer and not the other way around
June 19th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Avatar Test
June 19th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Paula Creamer without old lady cataract sunglasses > Paula Creamer with old lady cataract sunglasses.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
eh…she’s alright. For a woman golfer she’s hot. It’s all relative.