Todd Jones Will Not Sit Idly As You Media Types Call His Fellow Baseball Players “Scrubs”
Baseball, Media Gossip/Musings June 24th. 2008, 11:25am
The sports media is under attack! No, not from irascible bloggers, but rather, athletes! Last week, Henry Schulman of the San Francisco Chronicle, writing about a Tigers victory over the Giants, noted:
Adding to the wickedness was the fact that Sanchez was beaten not by one of Detroit’s high-salaried thumpers, but a .219-hitting scrub named Ryan Raburn, who pinch-hit for Kenny Rogers in the eighth inning …
Todd Jones, a closer on the Tigers who happens to have a column in the Detroit Free Press (don’t ask), absolutely shredded Schulman, for his use of the word “scrub,” noted that Detroit manager Jim Leyland was livid, as was the entire team. Troglodytes they are not - these guys read the paper!
Isn’t that a little harsh? I can’t think of anybody who has ever played in the major leagues as a scrub — not even Bob Uecker. Sure we’ve got thick skin, and reporters don’t bother us for the most part … But when it’s a personal attack on a guy’s ability or perceived place in this game, enough is enough. I’d rather be a scrub than be a guy who sits on the sideline and watches what happens and then writes about it.
He had us until he invoked the whole, “I’m an athlete, you’re not” garbage. And you want a scrub? How about Johnny Gochnaur? Defend that guy!
Todd Jones: Columnist’s scrub comment was uncalled for (Detroit Free Press)
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June 24th, 2008 at 11:27 am
jones also has a column in the sporting news, and every week it is horrendous.. btw fetch, check your email, sent you an email about fantasy baseball
June 24th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Ha. So true.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:30 am
whys he gotta drag harry doyle into this?
June 24th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Todd Jones? What color is he?
(sigh) He’s Causian-American.
Well, there you go. Now we know.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:36 am
412, we get it.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Scrub: baseball term for guys who aren’t very good
Ryan Rayburn is a scrub
June 24th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Look at troglodyte getting a little love, thanks TBL.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:39 am
I’d rather be a scrub than be a guy who sits on the sideline and watches what happens and then writes about it.
And I’d rather be somebody who changes the channel whenever baseball comes on.
Oh wait, I am that somebody!
June 24th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Bob Uecker is in the Hall of Fame. Todd Jones is paying admission if he ever thinks he’s getting in there.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:39 am
last September, when a bunch of Detroit fans came to Cleveland, all i heard was about how good this Raburn kid was gonna be. now he’s a scrub? Detroit guys…is this accurate?
i could care less about anything Todd Jones says.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:39 am
He had us until he invoked the whole, “I’m an athlete, you’re not†garbage.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Reverse those Blockquotes and my comment looks a lot better.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Memo to Todd:
Can you see your toes?
Didn’t think so. Play ball… better.
Thanks,
Tigers Fans
June 24th, 2008 at 11:42 am
And I’d rather be somebody who changes the channel whenever baseball comes on.
lmao
June 24th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Rayburn sucks. Mark that down.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:42 am
st bear is a scrub at making blockquotes. but his comments are usually poignant, when you get past the confusion.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:42 am
J.R. Towles? total scrub. One who cost me $20.
(how’s he doing on the All-Star voting though?)
June 24th, 2008 at 11:44 am
The “best” of Todd Jones.
I’ve never heard him speak, but based on his appearance I imagine him sounding like Lawrence from “Office Space”.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:44 am
How’s Todd Jones’ ass taste?
June 24th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Thanks benji. It’s not necessarily confusion, more like incoherence.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Editing my dumb joke.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:46 am
CRM…like beer shits and bratwurst.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Heaven
June 24th, 2008 at 11:50 am
just messing with ya st. bear.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Did we REALLY need to get into a description of what Todd Jones’ ass might taste like? It’s only Tuesday, for Christ’s sake. Can’t we save that for later in the week?
June 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I briefly skimmed the headline and thought this was a post about the TV show. Damn.
Todd Jones be suckin’ azz.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
So then what in the hairy hell is Ricky Ledee?
June 24th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
last September, when a bunch of Detroit fans came to Cleveland, all i heard was about how good this Raburn kid was gonna be. now he’s a scrub? Detroit guys…is this accurate?
it is not accurate. he didn’t even start the season in the majors because of freaking clete thomas. if he’s a starting OF for your team, you might as well make a tee time on october 1.
Todd Jones be suckin’ azz.
outstanding contribution, per usual.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Sorry, Rumeal. Sorry, everyone.
Next time I’ll be sure to misuse statistics and stick with the conventional wisdom.
June 24th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Todd Jones is a nutjob. A big, whiny baby whopretty much stalked this guy for two days with emails and would not let up. He has pulled this stunt before in Detroit when he thinks the media is too harsh on him, yet he dishes it out in his column? Stone-Throwing Righty who lives in a huge glass house.
June 24th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Raburn is a classic NL player as a sub off the bench. He can play many positions (OF and INF) and has decent power from the right side. He’s BA has suffered with a lack of AB’s. He has a pretty good glove.
Even Leyland last year said Raburn would make a valuable piece on a NL team. He’s just not a guy who will crack a lineup for everyday play.
Scrub? Not really.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Gotta love the thin skin factor… but Jones is such a hypocrite its not even funny. The Detroit Sports Rag has even taken him to task on an article he wrote making fun of the media… well worth the read- here.