Good morning friends and enemies. You may know me by the ridiculous, made-up name, “Cousins of Ron Mexico.” You can cal me CRM if you like. Feel free to send me e-mails (preferably containing sports links) at alumnigonzo@gmail.com.

Now, I don’t want to say that you should be hanging out here all day, but please keep in mind that sunlight has been linked to sunburn. You don’t want to deal with sunburn do you? Aloe is awfully expensive…

Personal note: I saw Get Smart last night. Anybody want a movie post later? (I kid, I kid.) Not surprisingly, Anne Hathaway looked damn good in the film.

Oh – this pretty lady over here is Ariadne Artiles. She’s currently on the cover of the Spanish version of Elle magazine – Or “El Elle,” if you will.

How some famous Italians in and around “The City” really feel about the Knicks’ new addition. (What Would Oakley Do?)

Are you a lonely race fan who wants to get closer to the action? Then you’ll want a ButtKicker. (FAN IQ)

Did the Celtics get a steal with Bill Walker? (Josh Q. Public)

The best overall collegiate athletics program for 2007-2008 is… Stanford! (NACDA)

Protesting a canceled flight. (Yahoo!)

Some less-famous sports conspiracies. (Pyle of List)

If the NHL’s draft was more like the NBA’s draft. (Melt Your Face Off)

Sports reporting, pack journalism and the “Gloucester pregnancy pact.” (The Hungry Journalist)

Bonnie Bernstein knows people don’t want to talk about the similarities between suicide bombers and talented basketball players. (Fan House)

The Ravens are thinking about using actual ravens as mascots? (Deuce of Davenport)

So, the Dodgers’ front office sucks? Is that what you’re trying to tell me? (LA Times)

Welcome to the Fold (Filter)

Thought I would sneak in an extra picture of Ariadne. Surprise!