When I’m searching for a Roundup picture and just don’t know where to turn… She’s always there… Ready to get me lost in a haze of Google Image Search… Gemma

I hear there’s some sort of soccer match today? Is that true? Can someone lend some sort of credence to that claim? No? OK. I guess I’ll just ignore it.

Funny names in Track & Field continue to produce headlines we can giggle at. (USA Today)

Steve Levy is popular with the ladies in South Beach. (Busted Coverage)

Chris Evert and Greg Norman got married. (People)

A-Rod got his highlights done. (Page 6)

The Post’s NBA coverage is less… good. (Fan House)

The rise and fall of former Cowboy, Clayton Holmes. (Page 2)

‘Tis but a flesh wound: Another victim of a broken bat. (MLB.com)

Manny Pacquiao is the lightweight boxing champion of the world. (Moving Up)

Susan B. Anthony would give Justin Gimelstob a “-1.” (Daily News)

A look at the pink hat debate. (SPORTSbyBROOKS)

Kerry Wood has a message for you. (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Hulk Hogan wants you to drive safely. (More Handy Than Capped)

The Stephen A Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen was back fro the draft again. Kevin Love proves he has access to the internet. (Awful Announcing)

New video from The Offspring. The new album is great, by the way. (Hammerhead)

What in the world is she doing a guitar? She’s not a musician! Oh, Gemma, you’re too much sometimes.