There has to be one Party of 5 fan on board, right? Surely you enjoyed Lacey Chabert’s work in Mean Girls … can we get a show of hands as to who is working this week? Is everyone off Thursday? Just trying to get a gauge on how to frame this week … peanuts from a no-hitter, anyone? … penis barges into graduation … brace yourselves for another Hollywood strike, perhaps beginning today … need more rebates … any gun owners in the house? … boy takes shortcut at 6 Flags, ends up getting decapitated by the Batman ride … Reggie Bush in some strange gear in Vegas with his girl and her crew …

Seems like every athlete you could think of descended upon Vegas this past weekend, including Wayne Rooney for his “honeymoon.” (Review-Journal)

The documentary “Gunnin’ for that No. 1 Spot” is apparently very, very good. (Blazers Edge)

FOX seems intent on making the MLB All-Star game an over-the-top affair. (USA Today)

For whatever reason, we read this and thought about Patty Smyth’s “Goodbye to you.” (Sports on My Mind)

Sad story of former Chiefs RB Joe Delaney who drowned 25 years ago attempted to save three kids. (KC Star)

Would you pay $2.1 million for lunch with Warren Buffett? (Reuters)

When an NFL player becomes a nanny. Hey, there’s a sitcom there! (Dallas Morning News)

UConn’s Stanley Robinson won’t play for the first semester, and former Iowa State stud Wesley Johnson has chosen Syracuse. (Northwestern Wins)

Ryan Braun, easy guy to root for. (NBC Sports)

Saying yes to the Spain soccer team, and no to an adult film festival. (Lion in Oil)

One more time, in case you missed it when we linked it a couple weeks ago: a terrific baseball read. (Vanity Fair)

Best goals of the knockout stages of Euro 2008. (Run of Play)