What the Hell Happened to Anna Kournikova?
Anna Kournikova, Tennis July 13th. 2006, 1:04pm
We hope your breakfast doesn’t end up on the keyboard this morning, but this startling photo of the suddenly-shrinking Anna Kournikova may have that effect on your stomach. Who told her to go on the Nicole Richie diet? Back in her prime, Anna was the hottest female athlete in the history of sports; now, she has transformed into a grotesque stick figure. Her boobs are gone, too. And she’s got Mischa Barton arms.
If Anna’s got a problem, we truly hope that she seeks help. The Sun is already taking her to task with a brutal headline, and we only imagine it’s going to get worst.
And for those of you who don’t think her weight loss is that dramatic, we kindly refer you to Anna’s many, many photos in google for a comparison. We guess she’s dropped at least 15 pounds from her once-perfect frame.
Our favorite is this NOT SAFE FOR WORK series of beach shots of Anna in a nice black thong, and topless (though there are no full-on topless frontal shots).
That series narrowly trumps the infamous yellow bikini photos. Yowser.
12 Responses to “What the Hell Happened to Anna Kournikova?”
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April 22nd, 2007 at 7:04 am
Shut up, white devil. You’re dick is suddenly shrinking. My dick continually grows by the grace of God. Shes not a ‘grotesque stick figure’ .. your dick is. Shes a glorious healthy woman. Her boobs aren’t ‘gone’. Your dick is. My dick is BIG 12 inches and here by the grace of God. You’re just a peckerwood white devil who doesn’t know shit.
April 25th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Wow, what a freak.
Seriously dude, you need to see a shrink to get your penis envy sorted out.
And unless you want to be called a “coon” or a “nigga”, I suggest you quit with the racist stuff, you childish, motherfucking loser.
May 1st, 2007 at 2:51 pm
I have seen Anna Kournikova’s huge logs of feces floating in the toilet. Anna used to have giant bowel movements with 8-10 long terds, but now she doesn’t eat enough to take big craps any more.
July 15th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Gross! C’mon people, show a little class in your posts!
November 16th, 2008 at 11:28 am
5th!
January 1st, 2009 at 2:14 am
First! Best post evaR1 Happy new years, mofoZ1!!
July 10th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Is that a drunken Clown post?
November 6th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
crystal meth
/agassi’d
November 10th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I cant take that yellow bikini pic of her looking down her bottoms. I mean come on! What am I supposed to do!!!
November 10th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
What the fuck Clown?
KC – Id say the Freshman class looks pretty good eh? Xavier can stroke it and play D, TRob is the next Cole, and so much for Elijah redshirting.
December 16th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Beadle – Hell yeah the freshman class looks good.
How did this post get 238,000 hits, but only 11 comments over two and a half years?
January 30th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
wow she used to be very sexy