PM Roundup: Mummies and Other Such Nonsense
Baseball, Hockey, Movies, NBA, UFC, WAG July 8th. 2008, 3:15pm
I really do try to go an entire week without using Gemma, but then Tuesday hits and I just can’t take it anymore. You have to believe me.
Did I ever tell you guys about my food diary? It has all my greatest hopes and fears. And a lot of pizza references.
Speaking of pizza, Dontrelle Willis is probably done for the season. (FanHouse)
Derek Boogaard’s debate camp. For the tyke who would rather be a political goon. (Melt Your Face Off)
TBL’s favorite player is pimping the Back to the Future II sneakers. (My Chill Pill)
If Michael Bay had written “The Dark Knight.” (Spill)
Last chance to vote for the last players in. (Major League Jerk)
Smuggling cocaine in a baby bottle? Why that’s just crazy enough to work! (Tampa Bay.com)
John Kruk’s hair is stuck in a slump. (The Sports Hernia)
The 76ers are clearing cap space. (The 700 Level)
I’ve never found Philadelphia fans to be the least bit bitter. (Philly.com)
Steve Nash studied mummies in college. (Awful Announcing)
In case you didn’t hear, the Patron Saint of my blog filed for bankruptcy. (The Sports Network)
Another take on the scoring of the Forrest-Rampage fight. (Yahoo!)
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July 8th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
That is just very high quality CRM, thank you.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Wasn’t Dontrelle done April 1st?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Interesting to see that Yahoo continues to cover that “fringe” sports of MMA. Someone had a good point in the other thread about how ESPN could cover the hotdog contest ad nauseum and not a sports that is a real sports and that people are following. I’m writing the ombudsmen!!
(Czabe must read this site, they talked about the lack of MMA coverage on the 4-letter this morning).
July 8th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Nobody is better than Gemma. Nobody.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I did finally see Forrest-Rampage fight. I had Rampage edging out Forrest 48-47. Forrest didn’t do enough in that second round to have a 10-8 round. Plus, Rampage landed the harder shots and did more damage.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I love Gemma. damn she is fine
RE Tampa father of the year
contained 9 ounces of cocaine in that bottle
July 8th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I’m afraid to click that link (work)–is she related to Kelly Monaco? My back hurts for her.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Bhahaha, it makes me laugh to think about all the Tigers fans on here that were so happy when they got Dontrelle.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Some of you guys defend the NYTto no end, but this is pretty terrible.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
No Lacey, she’s a former WAG of Cristiano Ronaldo and I believe she’s from England (possibly another European country).
July 8th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Oh then, she’s good people by me.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
great picture.
i have a food diary, tho i call it “what i ate today”
July 8th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Hahaha, is this going to become the new daily PurdueMatt feature?
Some of you guys defend the NYTto no end, but this is pretty terrible.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Stay tuned tomorrow when it is revealed the ink on the NYT causes cancer!
July 8th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Ahhh Kelly Monaco
July 8th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
What does the NYT have to do with her Gemma’s… ambitions?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Gemmas incredible rack is the creation of the NYT and CNN liberal propoganda.
/PM
Give it a rest PM, for Gods sake.
Stop and look at the boobs every now and then.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
cbh, I also think reading the NYT will increase your chances of getting Alzheimer’s.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
cbh - Matt was referencing the post yesterday in which TBL said
July 8th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I know 412, but I am almost positive he did the same thing yesterday, hence the daily feature comment.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Can we let PurdueMatt do the PM Roundup one day? Please?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
/fixed
July 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
or we could all just go look at the Drudge Report.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Cant wait for the PM roundup pic of Nancy Reagan.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Working out at 6am sucks. I’m so tired right now and it’s only 2 fucking 30.
oh yeah, and Gemma has big, fake boobs.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
post breast cancer?…what? too far?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Fellas can we focus on whats important here. We have pics of Gemma and Kelly to discuss here.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Shut your mouth sportsgal!
July 8th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
oh yeah, and Gemma has big, fake boobs.
jealous?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
big, fake, wonderful boobs. bless your heart.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I have nothing that would match the Back to the Future shoes. Haven’t paid over $80 for tennis shoes in at least 10 years. That being said, I will stand in line in a monsoon to buy them no matter the cost. I need those shoes.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
ahem, haaaaaaater.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
@Romo: That clock on your blog page is mesmerizing
July 8th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I don’t think she’s jealous, I think she’s making a point here. Can we focus on what’s important here–fake or real?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Lebatard’s intern seems nice.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
um, they are boobs! i like boobs…
July 8th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
dwayne wade says golf is a sport. What say you to that sportsgal?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Wow. LeBatard’s intern > Gemma?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I’ve felt fake boobs, I’ve felt real ones, both are glorious.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
see President Clinton, now that is an intern.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Lacey. real is more fun to play with, fake looks better. There is no wrong. They’re both the right answer to any question.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
LeBatard’s intern > Gemma?
both have nice racks. Gemma looks like Jen Aniston to me with huge biscuits
July 8th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
@Dr. C
Now that you mention it, you have a point. I knew I got it for a reason
July 8th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
And nobody here will be feeling Gemma so let’s just enjoy the view.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
No wonder LeBetard didn’t pick me as an intern.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
That Michael Bay script was hilarious
July 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Gemma
Intern
Kelly
July 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Since when is saying someone has fake boobs automatically mean the person is a hater? It has nothing to do with jealousy. If I really wanted big boobs, I could have bought them years ago.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
LeBetard’s intern makes me wonder if Intern Bill is actually a hot chick with big boobs.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
no, but TBL did, you stud muffin…
July 8th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
no need to point them out SG, we don’t care.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
For fuck’s sake, benji, I never said golf wasn’t a sport.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
More Gemma. (Not Safe for my Pants)
July 8th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
lol @ sportsgal (It’s true, she never said that.)
sparty - I am not an intern. I am part-time/weekend help. Just like that kid at McDonald’s with the abnormally large head. (No, not Imig)
July 8th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
nice clown. Gerald Green on the MAvs is not nice
July 8th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
SG, Just keep doing it. Your body will eventually get used to working out that early.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
technically benji, wade never said golf was a sport per se. just said it was harder to pick up on a first attempt than learning basketball.. and le batard’s intern is smoking hot..used to be a dolphins cheerleader.. it was always a running joke on the show that ALL the show members would show up on the other side of the studio when ever that intern showed up
July 8th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
@CRM-that kid was at Wendy’s this past weekend. He twice gave me Sprite when I asked for Cherry Coke.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
gemma had naturally big boobs but had surgery to shape them. the size is real, the look is synthetic
July 8th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
cosmetic surgery> working out
July 8th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
it worries me that you know this…
July 8th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
What happened to Imig handling weekend duties last weekend? Was he having breakfast with Ted Dibiase, lunch with Wahoo McDaniel, dinner with Dusty Rhodes, dessert with Miss Elizabeth and setting off fireworks with the Bushwhackers?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
we can make them bigger! stronger! faster!
July 8th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
does anyone know when the nike mcfly hyperdunks are coming out for regular people so i dont have to spend 1000 on ebay b/c that is way too god damn much for shoes.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I have a question lady commenters: Do girls really check out calves? Guys that get calf implants are dumb right?
July 8th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
LMAO - Whenever anyone besides TBL writes that it fucking kills me.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
@cbh49er - Even Johnny Drama agrees.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
sparty, moleman knows everything. just ask him.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Haha, well played Ron.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
miss elizabeth, i loved her. i remember how taboo is was when the bottom of her dress got ripped off of her on SME about 20 years ago. The Mega Powers!
July 8th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
cbh - calves aren’t a part of the body I make a point of checking out, but I definitely notice if a guy has non-existent calves.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Calf implats? I think if a girl knew a guy got those she would assume he wasn’t playing for her team, capisce? That’s a BIG negatory . That goes for peck implats or any other type of male implants.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
thats like every teenage guy with his first golds gym membership. huge pecs, small calves.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
jasontennis - the mcfly hyperdunks are a limited run. No chance you’ll ever see them at Finish Line or Foot Locker.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
i’m still trying to pay off my Bo Jacksons
July 8th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
about breast implants on hot chicks, yes, yes i do
or its on her wikipedia page, someone asked me that on a blog somewhere before and i had to find out to try and defend her chest’s honor
July 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
sparty - retro Bo Jacksons or vintage?
July 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
damn it that’s what i was dreading clown.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
via wiki..
In early 2006, Atkinson underwent breast enlargement surgery, which took her bra size to a 34E (admitted during I’m a Celebrity…). She said in an interview that she lost weight due to a fitness regime and her bust size declined. The surgery then gave them the original shape they once were.[4]
July 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
more gemma
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/gemma_atkinson_header.jpg
NSFW i would guess
July 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
the 1st ones ever made, my mom bought them for me when i was 10. never got back to paying her off.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
brit speak for blow
July 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Damn me and my chicken legs!
July 8th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
i tried to roll up my pant leg to take a picture of my calves but it got stuck and i just spent five minutes trying to get the pant leg down.
i fucking rock
July 8th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
sparty, you’re mom made you pay her back for shoes? I thought my mom was the only one mean enough to pull that shit.
It’s why I had to rock Pro Wings and those Ewing kicks from Montgomery Ward until I got to high school.
July 8th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
If I can touch them, they’re real.