Props to ESPN’s Marc Stein for breaking some rather earth-shattering NBA news last night: For the first time in recorded history, someone actually chose Donald Sterling and the frugal Clippers. Golden State’s Baron Davis left $17.8 million on the table - perhaps that season-ending tiff with coach Don Nelson was more significant than previously thought - to ink a 5-year, $65 million deal with the Other Los Angeles team, the Clippers.

Let the febrile speculation begin: The Paper Clips won 23 games last season without a point guard and without Elton Brand. Are they 20 wins better with a backcourt of Davis and rookie Eric Gordon, small forward Al Thornton (another loser in this signing: Corey Maggette, who will definitely have to take a pay cut whether he signs in Orlando or Utah), and Brand and Kaman up front. Certainly a solid nucleus.

Understandably, they’re in tears over at Golden State of Mind, and the only hope right now appears to be trying to entice Gil Arenas back to the left coast. Too bad they can only offer him five years for $100 mil, whereas the Wiz can offer six years for $127 mil. Seems like a longshot. There’s always Beno Udrih!

Don’t worry, Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson, you’ll always have this: