Try to keep up: Four years ago, A-Rod was spending more time than a married man probably should in a $900-an-hour room at a strip club. Last summer, A-Rod was photographed walking the streets of Toronto with a muscular stripper. His wife gave birth to their second child in April. Last month, the frosted tip wonder was spotted paying some late-night visits to Madonna’s New York City residence. Now, A-Rod’s wife may or may not be in Paris with musician Lenny Kravitz. Yup, we’re thinking the same thing: Baseball’s richest player better have an airtight prenup.

Brace yourself for many new tales of A-Rod the swinger, because a Dallas paper wrote about this in 2004 and we fully expect the New York tabloids to have a Mount Vesuvius-like eruption over all the salacious details, once they are unearthed.

Big fun!