The Roundup: Ana Ivanovic Does FHM
Baseball, College Football, Death, Drugs, Golf, Jason Whitlock, NFL, Olympics, Tennis July 7th. 2008, 8:00am
Any objections to Shakira bright an early on the Monday after a holiday weekend? … if you think our servers have issues … a reader feels this is why Sasha Kahn is going to play pro ball in Russia … Pam Anderson, whom everyone loved a decade ago, is now 41 … Google takes a hit on the child care front … one-time interview subject Jerry O’Connell runs his dog! … they’ve already begun lining up for the new i-phone in NYC … Marissa Miller, half-naked as always, in the latest GQ … Romanian doctor accidentally severs man’s penis … anyone using Friend Feed? Like? Dislike? …
Derek Anderson, Brandon Jacobs and Reggie Bush all had fun in Vegas, and none of them got Javon Walkered. (Review-Journal)
So just how the heck is a 41-year-old mom going to be swimming in the Olympics? (KC Star)
Thoughts on drug testing in the PGA. (Joe Sports Fan)
A-Rod’s wife is filing for divorce today. (Miami Herald)
The meaning of Cubs vs. White Sox. (Life in a Cell)
Shawn Chacon, Manny Ramirez and now, KC’s Jose Guillen. (MLB Rumors)
Former Chargers 2nd round pick, troubled Terrence Kiel, died in a car accident over the weekend. (Union-Tribune)
Redesigning the Rays’ logo, and yes, it involves a penis. (Sports Hernia)
Brace yourselves for the early college football signing period. (Oklahoman)
Ana Ivanovic’s first FHM spread is quite tame. (Fan IQ)
The man who helps Atlanta’s Jeff Francoeur snap out of slumps. (AJC)
College staffs: No betting dinner on games, even if they don’t involve your team! (Hungry Journalist)
A Louisville receiver was shot in the back after leaving a nightclub. (Courier-Journal)
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July 7th, 2008 at 8:05 am
a drug testing link immediatly following the old swimmer link. nice.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Roundup pictures go on the right! This is totally messing up my sense of balance.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Maybe I’m just cranky on this Monday morning following a long weekend…but I am officially out of love with this Ana Ivanovic chick.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:21 am
@CRM – I think that’s just looking at Shakira that messes up your balance.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Its an NCAA violation for a player to borrow someone’s car to get to class?
July 7th, 2008 at 8:32 am
You must be a little cranky 412. Have another cup of coffee and re-evaluate your love for Ana.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:32 am
anyone else getting the iphone Friday? There may be a late start at TBL, because i plan on being in line like a loser at 630 am.
I HATE my cell phone now. HATE IT. such a pos. I dislike it so much that i’m likely going to take a sledge hammer to it Saturday, and perhaps I’ll take video footage of that.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Ah…if I’m patient enough I’ll get a new iPhone from your site. I’ve already been lucky enough to get a new Wii, iPod, and Chinese bride. Dreams can happen! Thanks TBL!
July 7th, 2008 at 8:38 am
No idea who Sasha Kahn is, but I know Sasha Kaun is going to play in Russia.
Re: Dara Torres. In this NY Times magazine article last week, it discussed how she’s being proactive by subjecting herself to the most strenuous drug testing available. But it’s hard to prove a negative.
I think she’s absolutely clean, but Whitlock is right — the cloud will follow her around no matter what.
Did I mention I’m pumped for the Olympics?
July 7th, 2008 at 8:39 am
I don’t get the iPhone…or at least why someone would pay so much money for it and stand in line at the asscrack of dawn.
On the Francoeur thing, funny…this morning some dumb ass called into the local sports talk show and was bitching about how he went to the game Thursday night, and Francoeur doesn’t deserve to be on the roster…he should be sent down immediately…they’re just keeping him in Atlanta because he’s a hometown boy…etc. So, it was pretty funny when the host was like, “Uh, buddy…Francoeur was sent down after the game Thursday night. It’s only the most talked about thing in Atlanta over the weekend.” I hate sports talk callers.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:41 am
I think Ana wears skimpier outfits to play tennis.
The russian cheerleaders – a whole lotta yes’s.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:43 am
My phone allows me to talk to people. I’m pretty happy with it. Not sure I need much else.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Re: Whitlock – I like the article when I read it the FIRST TIME (by Forde).
July 7th, 2008 at 8:46 am
lot of good links at the bottom of that marissa miller page
July 7th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Amanda Beard gets no mention?
July 7th, 2008 at 8:50 am
i’m definately copping that IPhone. But i don’t know about the whole line thing. i’m going to see if i can pay for it tonight and put that bitch on hold.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:51 am
TBL,
Have you heard this audio clip? It’s kind of old but it’s been around the news lately. This Texas dude is funny.
http://www.mediatakeout.com/19434/shocking_audio_man_shoots_burglars_after_9-1-1_dispatcher_pleads_with_him_not_to.html
July 7th, 2008 at 8:51 am
@ Benji – I dont know if there are homeless people in Milwaukee, but you can always have them do it. College kids also come cheap.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:55 am
where the heck can you pay for the phone in advance?
You can blog from it easily.
What did Amanda Beard do?
July 7th, 2008 at 8:55 am
@cool rick: my roomates brother works at an Apple store. i’m going to talk to him first. Mil has a few homeless peeps but i don’t know if i trust giving them $200. But maybe a college kid though.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:57 am
i lost my current ATT phone over the weekend. i’m going to the store and see if i can get a shitty free loaner for the next week til the IPhone comes out. And i’m going to ask if i can pay for it now and put it on “hold”. We’ll see.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:58 am
@cool_rick – The Longhorns’ compliance office either thought it was a violation or wasn’t sure. Either way it was close to a violation, which is kind of stupid. If it were a booster’s Cadillac, sure. But sometimes the individual circumstances have to be taken into consideration, imo. And UT only went for a 3-game suspension because it was the beginning of the season and Baylor was the toughest team.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:59 am
@Benji, congrats on the CC trade. I’m adopting the Brew Crew as my National League team for this season. They’re fun to watch and now actually have a legitimate chance to go somewhere. And, of course, I hate the Cubs.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Mmmmm, Ana photos to start off my day — thanks. Since I have Serbian blood coarsing through my veins, I want to have Serbian babies with her…
July 7th, 2008 at 9:02 am
@ill: hop on board. we welcome all Cubs haters. Hef, you’re welcome too if you’re reading this.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Do you people not remember the last iPhone release? People stood in line for days only to enter a store with thousands of phones, if you showed up to that same store later in the day you could get one just fine with no need to wait in line. Freakin apple, they sure know how to control the sheeple.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:04 am
fuck you benji, you stole mcgriddles sabathia.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:07 am
@13Roethlishotdog
I like the article when I read it the FIRST TIME (by Forde).
Whitlock mentions the Forde article, called it a terrific column.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Redesigning the Rays’ logo
how bored was that person
nothing else
July 7th, 2008 at 9:10 am
@spencer: LaPorta is going to be a rowdy player someday. i don’t know much about those other 2 guys. but you’re right, even though its a rent-a-player, it still seems lopsided.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:13 am
If people want a device to blog, email and everything they do on a computer, why not just by that little Asus ultra-portable one? Slap a broadband adapter on it and you’re set. Otherwise you’re stuck with a col little device that can do it all, except let you talk on it with any regularity.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:22 am
didnt she qualify for the Olympics? Or did I get really drunk and dream it?
July 7th, 2008 at 9:27 am
The iPhone is the Ghey…Anyone who feels the need to stand in line for a phone they are going to make a better version of in 3 months has issues…I understand it is your business TBL so I guess the blogging aspect means something…to me I just need to talk on the phone…I don’t even text…I also remember when a pack of smokes cost $1.50 and gas cost a $1.00 a gallon…get off my lawn
July 7th, 2008 at 9:27 am
id trade rowdy for good. but we didn’t get good, so rowdy will have to do.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I thought TBL called his guns Rascal and The Machine. What’s this sledgehammer talk all about?
July 7th, 2008 at 9:31 am
come on spencer…LaPorta could be the next Andy Marte
July 7th, 2008 at 9:33 am
What’s an iPhone?
July 7th, 2008 at 9:40 am
If I were a Tribe fan I wouldn’t be too upset to have been able to get this guy, particularly considering that there was no way
fatassMr. Sabathia was ever going to sign with Cleveland. Nice deal. This is why the Indians have been continuously in the thick of things for the past dozen years (though not so much this year).July 7th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Since the Cubs missed out on Sabathia…Is an AJ Burnett deal for them a one up or a push with the Brewers?
July 7th, 2008 at 10:12 am
And the Red Army cheerleaders arrive with kneepads? How incredibly handy.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Shakira, Ana, and Russian cheerleaders – nice!
One hour into work and nothing has been accomplished – awesome!
July 7th, 2008 at 10:57 am
AJ Burnett needs to stay away from Chicago.
Anyone here know if Marissa Miller’s boobs are real or fake? I always thought they were real but those GQ pictures gave me hesitation.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Why would AJ Burnett need to stay away from Chicago? There are very few pitchers who come from the AL and pitch poorly in the NL. Would you rather have Gallagher or Marquis starting over Burnett? Explain yourself.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:52 am
@Diesel
She was in perfect 10 a while back so they’re real…I’d suggest googling those pics