nicerackjessicaCan you believe the NFL preseason is a mere 31 days away? That’s ample time for Brett Favre to convince his agent that he doesn’t want to return to football, squash the comeback chatter, and go back to Mississippi and do whatever Mississippians do in the summer. (Rumor mill fodder: Favre to the Jets?) There’s nothing massive happening in the NFL this week outside of Favre, but we’re getting close to the day where we make an outlandish NFL prediction for the season, you go ballistic on us … and then it comes true! So we got lucky with the Bears last year. Perhaps we can duplicate that magic Friday. And no, the Packers don’t really count because Favre’s gone. At any rate, a few NFL things to chew on …

Bill Maas has completed his fall from grace: NFL player, NFL announcer, affinity for guns, proclivity for drugs, an arrest or two, and now, acceptance. Roger Clemens could learn a lot from this man. (KC Star)

Mike Vick has filed for bankruptcy protection. Wonder what his Heisman would go for. Oh shit, he was robbed of that when they decided to give Ron Dayne the trophy for his career accomplishments. (AJC)

The Rooney brothers are quarreling about what to do with the Steelers, and it seems as if a sale is possible. If they held an all night vigil for Roethlisberger after the motorcycle accident, what’s the reaction here? On the plus side, Pittsburgh came to terms with Darius Miles’ strip-club partner in crime, Kordell Stewart Oregon rookie Dennis Dixon.