A-Rod’s Life … In a Post
Athlete Wives, Athletes and Celebrities, Baseball, Courts, Legal July 8th. 2008, 10:30am
With the interest in tennis subsiding, nobody believing the bogus Brett Favre rumors, and the sports cycle slowing down … A-Rod vaults back to the top of the “news” heap.
* A former stripper in Boston, who spoke to the Globe (the supermarket tabloid) in 2007 and claimed she bedded Alex Rodriguez twice in 2004, now speaks to the Boston Herald. Her name is Candice Houlihan, and if anyone can find quality photos of her, wonderful. She used to work at a jiggle joint named Centerfolds. How’s the talent there?
* The Lenny Kravitz affair rumors were just that, but A-Rod’s wife ran up $100k in CC charges before filing for divorce.
* Since the Madonna leaks emerged, A-Rod has remained focused at the plate, hitting a solid .333 (7-for-21).
* A-Rod’s wife never claims he actually had sex with Madonna, just that it was an “affair of the heart.” That phrase is such garbage. It’s like “emotional cheating.” So if you buy weed, but elect not to smoke it, is that “emotional drug use?” If you think about rubbing one out, but then decide not to, is that “emotional masturbating?” If these two Kabbalah freaks were passing love notes, that’s one thing. Guess we’ll have to wait for the definition of “affair of the heart” to be spelled out in court. But let’s be frank: Shouldn’t she have quit this marriage the first time he cheated?
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Thus ends a long glorious era of nearly 3 days.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:33 am
A lot of the roundup photos on this site result in emotional masturbating.
I keep picturing her running around yelling “Ka-ching” like Chappelle in the Oprah skit.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:34 am
So if you buy weed, but elect not to smoke it, is that “emotional drug use?â€
No, unless you pass it on that’s weed murder and, it’s a very serious offense in some circles.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Which is worse: Kabbalah or Scientology?
July 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
To respond: Lots of people stay by their spouses through affairs. Monogamy is tough for no small number of people, and for cheating to be the dealbreaker simply doesn’t work for many.
“Affair of the heart?” If you’re dating someone, and though you’ve got a great relationship, he/she “falls out of love” because he/she met someone new, even if nothing sexual happened, isn’t that enough to ruin the relationship? (For me, it would be more damaging than the physical affair.)
Oh, and on the bogus Favre rumors: As a Packer and Favre fan, I believe them, and I’m terrified, because I’ll bet he comes back. He’ll probably end up either a Packer or a Viking, and it will be awful.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Maybe it’s just me (and really TBL, this is not a knock on you; you’ve got a site to run), but how on earth is an athlete’s marriage any of our business? I think there is a site for that kind of stuff.
Am I the only one who couldn’t possibly care less who ARod is banging?
July 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
@ clown: Scientology, but they’re both funny as hell to read about.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
scientology
July 8th, 2008 at 10:35 am
here’s the only picture on the internet of this stripper girl..
SFW
July 8th, 2008 at 10:36 am
A Rods wife isnt that hot in my opinion. She must give one hell of a blowjob or have some golden snatch
She should have to pay back that $100,000 she racked up
July 8th, 2008 at 10:36 am
As long as it’s not me, I don’t care.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:36 am
forget to add.. very SFW.. sorry to dissapoint
July 8th, 2008 at 10:37 am
August…did you ever read anything by L. Ron Hubbard’s son? he was describing his childhood where his dad fed his family LSD and performed abortions on his mother IN FRONT OF HIM with a clothes hanger.
scientology…fun for the whole family!
/i need to puke
July 8th, 2008 at 10:37 am
@clown: Scientology, why? Tom Cruise, thats why. he so damn glib.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Last I checked, no one was claiming Kabbalah killed people, so…
July 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
did CRM write that last paragraph?
she didn’t file for divorce after the first time because she wanted to get pregnant again so she would get two child support payments instead of just one. good business on her part.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Scientology…it was made into a hilarious south park episode
July 8th, 2008 at 10:39 am
you make a vow to marry somebody, you’re supposed to be with them forever. you don’t just fall out of love. then again, i have very little experience, having only been married for a year
July 8th, 2008 at 10:41 am
The less I know about what ARod is doing with arod the better.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:41 am
You forgot the part where A-Rod realizes his one true love is for trannies.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:41 am
“here’s the only picture on the internet of this stripper girl..
http://www.globemagazine.com/media/g2607arodstripper.jpg” Cortes.
She fits the profile. Looks like she is using TBL’s arm exercises at the gym.
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Kabbalah or Scientology?
Both cults that entrap emotionally fragile celebrities to fund their nonsense. They are both so low it is hard to say which is worse. I’m going with Scientology right now, but the more that comes out about kabbalah doesn’t make it seem a whole lot worse. It just needs some aliens.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Holy crap, Spence… I’d never heard the abortion story. That’s ummm… wow.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Kabbalah has been around for thousands of years. Where i do not agree with it’s practices, doesn’t freak me out like those Scientology people.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:43 am
So L Ron was pro-choice, eh? How very progressive of him.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:43 am
You don’t just fall out love? What bubble have you lived in your whole life TBL?
Also, I don’t think the Brett Favre stuff is bogus. His boyfriend Peter King backed the earlier reports, that is good enough for me.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:44 am
scientology seems a little creepy to me. I dont care who A-rod is with as long is he is hitting.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Great resource for the uninitiated in Scientologist hogwashery…
on topic: You mean A-Rod was at Madonna’s a ton and couldn’t seal the deal when it counted? Shocking.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:46 am
TBL, the wife doesn’t mind your love affair with your guns?
July 8th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Didn’t Canseco say that when he was with Madonna he couldn’t get himself to, ahem, perform? Damnit, I hate having to know this stuff…
July 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am
don’t tell my ex wives that
/norman chad
July 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am
lets keep to the scientology is for freaks topic instead. A-Rod, just keep hitting homers and do something in the playoffs. i don’t give a shit about the rest.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Is anyone (aside from New Yorkers and Yankee fans) even interested in this A-Rod story? We all think it’s weird that he’s moved on to Madonna, but aside from that, I don’t give a shit who or what he’s sleeping with, or how his marriage is going. And I’m a girl that reads Us Weekly!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Thanks for the advice TBL, I’ll take the afternoon off.
/selective reader
July 8th, 2008 at 10:50 am
buy weed…use…think about rubbing one out
How’d you hack into my PDA?!?!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:50 am
coop…well played.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Amen sportsgal. Who gives an eff about this story? And I’m a girl that reads Perez Hilton (said with look of shame).
July 8th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Are those functions of the new iPhone?
July 8th, 2008 at 10:56 am
they really don’t care about this either. at least until he starts playing like it is october.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am
why do people insist on commenting on a post they dont like?
i dont get it.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Affairs of the Heart? Next you’re going to tell me he mentally fornicated and that’s cause for a divorce!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am
With the interest in tennis subsiding
When was there really interest in tennis? Last weekend for Wimbledon?
I’d rather watch the worst baseball game ever than the best tennis match ever. And as a fan of the tigers on of the D-Rays/Tigers matchups from 2003 sounds more appealing to me than Nadal/Federer.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am
thanks andy roddick for never becoming great
signed,
Casual American Tennis Fans
July 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am
A Rods wife isnt that hot in my opinion.
Agree, but I’ll take it a step further – she’s not hot at all and looks kind of manish.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am
That explains why TBL is gonna wait in line for it.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Hold the phone LaceyUnderall, is there a 3rd female amongst us? Let me be the first to say, how you doin (I don’t know where i got that line, because my balls are much too large to have ever watched Friends)
July 8th, 2008 at 11:03 am
@ Lacey: no wonder you like Fox News
/just kidding ya
July 8th, 2008 at 11:04 am
SG…no one in NY gives a shit either…If you are a Yankee fan you are happy he is hitting the ball far…if you are a Met fan you are ecstatic about the Mets and ready to Kill Billy Wagner…Madonna is a washed up whore…ARod is a great athlete and a mental patient…that story has been written for the last 10 years
July 8th, 2008 at 11:04 am
ARod gets what he deserves. I think the media is completely over the top on its coverage of this. However, if you CHOOSE to live in New York and enjoy all of its various potential trappings, then you must deal with the consequences.
If ARod would still be in Texas, or in Seattle, making a mint, he would never have to go through this type of scruitny. Its tough to feel sorry for him when he practically begged to go to New York, where everyone that is “someone”, should know that there life is now a big fishbowl.
One completely useless topic to use at the bar today: The future Ex-Mrs ARod is a graduate of The Ohio State University with a degree in Psychology…
July 8th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Roman, ecstatic? Man you guys really lowered your expectations.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:07 am
RWH-i was gonna kill wagner if he blew that game last night, bitch almost cost me a win with Pedro for fantasy.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Madonna is a washed up whore
Been saying this for like 15-20 years ad it keeps getting truer and truer.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am
TBL: Just because you’re supposed to commit to marriage and monogamy for life doesn’t mean you will. Feeling that at that point and five, ten years down the road are difficult.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am
.500 baseball is awesome
/Pirates fan
July 8th, 2008 at 11:09 am
he future Ex-Mrs ARod is a graduate of The Ohio State University
This explains it – there was always something about her that rubbed me the wrong way (besides the fact that she was married to the ballplayer with the most bank and isn’t hot at all).
July 8th, 2008 at 11:09 am
.500 baseball?
/Any NL West Fan.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:10 am
CBH…they have gained 4 games in the standings in two weeks, finally made it back over .500 and won 3 of 4 against the Phillies after blowing Friday nights game…it has been a roller coaster but the team is alive…so yes we are ecstatic that the Mets are going to be playing meaningful baseball this summer…and playing like they were supposed to play this year
July 8th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Lacey doesn’t like Fox even though she tilts right of center. Yes, Lacey is of the female persuasion. Lacey went to a Big 10 school so she can say that a degree from OSU is worthless. Good thing the future Ex. Mrs. Rod is sitting pretty. Why is Lacey talking in the third person?
July 8th, 2008 at 11:13 am
michigan sucks, ann arbor swallows.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Roman, just glad to know that 2 weeks of playing well has erased the entire season from your fans consciousness and has you convinced they will play this way the rest of the year.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:18 am
and Rich Rodriquez takes it up the arse.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:21 am
This is headline news?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3477600
Favre sent a text message? Oh my God!!!!!! Next the headline will be Favre dials numbers on his cell phone.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:30 am
@spence-not as fun without Mags to whine.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:30 am
While i’m not sayin’ that C-Rod is the hottest thing on Earth, i will say she’s a little bit hotter than the last two known skanks he’s been with. I think when he wants some strange, he goes looking for an adam’s apple…
(first link VERY NSFW:
http://dailyniner.com/joslynmorse1.shtml
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00685/madonna-404_685150c.jpg
July 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am
cbh – no, the next headline will say: “Favre replaces rotary dial phone in mississippi home with touch tone version!”
July 8th, 2008 at 11:35 am
sparty…not nearly.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:38 am
CBH..I am sorry you are misinterpreting being happy with finally doing well with erasing every scar this team has inflicted on its fan base in the last year..I would equate our happiness with being happy that the drunk uncle is no longer drinking…he might hit the bottle tomorrow and start molesting my sister again…but today all is well so we support him
July 8th, 2008 at 11:40 am
@sportsgal- but he puts it on pulse!
July 8th, 2008 at 11:45 am
whoa sparty, I just had flashbacks to my childhood when I’d try to make a phone call with my grandma’s phone.