A Year In: How’s the Beckham Thing Working Out?
Soccer July 11th. 2008, 2:50pm
It’s been almost a year to the day that Becks landed on American soil. How’s he done? The supremely talented Ty Duffy of The Odds and Sods recaps Beckham’s last year in the States.
David Beckham’s arrival made easy copy. He was the Hollywood marvel and the golden-balled adonis. He played a foreign game and he had a foxy wife. An unavailing has-been, he would be an over-promoted phenomenon, crushed, in due time, by the great gridiron. Festooned with a lofty artifice, he was doomed to fail.
This primed narrative arc cast the created Beckham. With the prophecy self-fulfilled, why research? Why analyze? It was soccer after all. Had the media bothered to watch before spouting, they would have seen a different side of the ordained foreign flop. A side that is decidedly, American.
Beckham resembles Hollywood stars in his lifestyle, but on the field he evokes their iconic characters.
Like Malamud-made Roy Hobbs with Wonderboy, Beckham is the natural. “Oh, yes, he can bend it,†you say with a sarcastic sneer. But, the underwhelming verb hardly credits the feat. Imagine a pitch, that simultaneously bites like a Randy Johnson slider and drops like a Josh Beckett curveball, arriving at fastball speed. He can also hit a moving stop sign at 40 yards and does so often.
Beckham, on the field, has a gritty determination-and not in the David Eckstein way. He sports the armband with authority, a natural leader of men. He can be a bit surly, no stranger to the hard tackle or getting in someone’s face. He’s not blessed of build, but, through dedicated will, made himself into a great athlete.
He is flawed. Beckham has endured tragic moments that would have cuckolded lesser men. But, when moments called for greatness, it was him who stepped forward.
Beckham was a champion both in heart and in practice, winning seven domestic titles and a Champions League in 12 seasons in England and Spain. Far from being “washed up” when he left Europe, he was a pivotal figure in Real Madrid’s 2006-7 title run and, despite playing in MLS, remains a candidate to make Fabio Capello’s England squad in 2010. Even on the downswing, the most astute judge of talent in the world, Arsene Wenger, still liked the cut of Beckham’s jib.
Critics accuse him of turning MLS into a Mickey Mouse league, but, on the field, Beckham has brought a level of class and professionalism unseen before in MLS. He may drive a much nicer car than you, wear women’s clothes and be packing some fabricated heat in this ad, but Beckham the player eschews his media persona. It is that personality that Americans can respect. And it is why England fans, and many ladies, still chant “There’s Only One David Beckham.”
54 Responses to “A Year In: How’s the Beckham Thing Working Out?”
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July 11th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Patrick Swayze?
July 11th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Oh, who am I kidding?
Yes. Yes.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Victory > Bend it Like Beckham
July 11th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Never heard of him.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Talking about Ty Duffy, not Beckham.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Beckham’s problem – the hype could never equal the results.
But there’s more soccer on TV right now than hockey. While the NFL and NBA have their single, solitary networks, there’s 2 exclusive channels available to all footie lovers (FSC and GolTV) with 2 others that show copious amounts (Univision and Setanta). Arsenal, Manchester United and Barcelona kits are as ubiquitous now as Red Sox or Cowboys paraphenalia.
The sport is growing. Period.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Ladybugs > Victory > Bend it Like Beckham
July 11th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Lady Bugs > Bend It Like Beckham
July 11th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
dah clown! beat me to it
July 11th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Um, not much of a recap. Jeez Duffy, why don’t you and Becks just get a room already.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Bend Posh over like Beckham > Any movie, soccer or otherwise
July 11th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Kicking and Screaming > Ladybugs > Victory > Bend it Like Beckham
July 11th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
i watch that LA vs Chivas game last night, and it was basically unwatchable. they would just kick and chase. no offensive strategy in MLS. they would just wait to catch the defense sleeping or get a lucky bounce. BORING!!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Soccer and the metric system were both supposed to be the wave of the future when I was a kid in the late 70s.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Shaolin Soccer > Kicking and Screaming > Ladybugs > Victory > Bend it Like Beckham
July 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
She’s the Man > Kicking and Screaming > Ladybugs > Victory > Bend it Like Beckham
July 11th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
For winning games in the MLS:
Blanco > Beckham
For fun times in my pants:
Beckham > Blanco
July 11th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
He’ll never do what Pelé did in Victory.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
No mention of how awful his teammates are, especially his fellow “star” ones? My favorite times of Beckham’s reign so far have been when Donavon makes a run on his own, loses possession, falls, gets no call, and screams in the refs face with more energy than he’s shown all game, and then Beckham runs off laughing at the clown.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Air Bud: World Pup > She’s the Man > Kicking and Screaming > Ladybugs > Victory > Bend it Like Beckham
July 11th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
He’ll never do what Jonathan Brandis did in Ladybugs.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
and shanked penalties by thirty yards
July 11th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Wow Nick, I was seriously about to post that. Good thing I checked again
July 11th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
The Big Green > Air Bud: World Pup > She’s the Man > Kicking and Screaming > Ladybugs > Victory > Bend it Like Beckham
July 11th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Imagine how great Blanco would be if he actually moved more than ten feet over the course of a match.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Kicking and Screaming? That movie was horrendous.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
+1 Big Green reference
You can all stop now
July 11th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Damn, I could’ve went on all day
July 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Fair enough, but I don’t rate players on how well they take penalty kicks in major tournaments. I almost included that but decided to use the Red Card instead. Also, I think his England career is justified by the Greece goal.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
http://www.soccersucks.net
July 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
@cbh: Haven’t seen it.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
great website irish
July 11th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
on a related note, united lost their portugal connection today, guarantees ronaldo is gone i think.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Of course, you’ll have to reverse that order for box office gross.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
mean machine > *
July 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
@Nick — It wasn’t that good. But it looked like Caddyshack compared to Semi-Pro
July 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
@sportsgal: For being a total douchenozzle:
Blanco > Pol Pot
War Burch!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Iggy, can you prove it with MATLAB and get me a post by next week?
/TBL
July 11th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I think Beckham has shown just how far the league still needs to go. He is still an interesting individual talent, yet the Glaxy games are still nearly impossible to watch because the general quality on the field is pretty low. I think it is becoming clear that the best way for the league to improve would be if they can bring a bunch of guys per team that are two notches of class above where they are now, rather than one guy who is four notches.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
You have to love how flowery soccer writing can be.
Me needs to improve my English. I followed about half of that post.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
@clown: I might have to break out the SolidWorks to make a 3D rendering of Kiera Knightly.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Iggy, can you prove it with MATLAB and get me a post by next week? My server’s getting overworked, and I want to drive away as many readers as possible. Thanks.
/TBL
July 11th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
The MLS should start signing young guys right out of high school. Then they can attract guys who don’t want to do the one and done over there.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
@iggy:
Central Michigan >>> Cornell
Suck on that.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
@sportsgal: Well I can’t compete with the alma mater of Chris Kaman.
@Nick: Ouch.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
@iggy: Sympathy jew star. Keep up the good work.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
The problem is the money. Base level guys in MLS are making $20,000-$30,000 a year. If you are a top high school player, are you going to give up a free ride to college for that? A lot of top college players do leave early, increasingly for Europe though.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
@Nick: No problem. Alienating readers is what I do.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
@NIck – I would think Iggy would’ve earned a Third Reich lapel pin, given the “torture” you’ve put him through.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Shit! Queiroz is gone, that’s awful awful news for ManU. As good as Ronaldo is (best in the world at this point, in my opinion) I think Queiroz is more important to the team than Ronaldo is. He made a great team with Fergie. Fergie is a great motivator and manager of talents and personalities, while Queiroz dealt with the technical aspect of the team, like training, tactics, the day to day stuff plus he really helped Nani and Anderson along.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
@atl: Way to be on the ball.+TRLP for you.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Benji, I agree that MLS is unwatchable. It’s entertaining at the actual game, but that’s due more to atmosphere and experience. There’s no direction to the games and they are absolute snoozefests, though I will admit they have gotten better (slightly) as the years progressed which undoubtedly has been aided by the influx of foreign stars
July 12th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Yawn! Typical Eurocentric bullshit. “Beckham has brought a level of class and professionalism unseen before in MLS” Are you kidding? He brought notoriety and the British tabloids to the sport. Oh great, just what we need, a story about how Bouna Coundoul was seen at the gap buying a miniskirt. The LA Galaxy suck because they have the worst backline in the league. If you want to watch class and professionalism, watch teams like New England, DC, Houston, Chicago, and even Columbus on a good day. Beckham’s not even the best midfielder in the league..that honor goes to this guy.
July 12th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Wow, Irish, how can I guy spend that much time and energy thinking about a sport that he believes sucks? That’s like that asshole with the “Homo” Cowboys jersey. Now you’re just some douchebag with Homo written on your back.