It’s Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart and Karolina Kurkova. You have no idea how difficult it is to pick out a decent Roundup girl. So when I say submissions and suggestions are welcome, know that I mean it.

While I have your attention, I want it to be noted that clown’s interview tactics make Scott Templeton look like Jim Gray. (Boy, I hope that came out as an insult.)

OMG OMG! C-Rod is talking! A-Rod was… a vampire? What? (People)

Some idiot lost a $65 million winning lottery ticket, but it all worked out. Darwin is left shaking his head in disbelief. (NY Post)

Yee-haw! Jerry Jones is f#@king crazy! Wade will be done after this season. (The Dallas Morning News)

Some select NFL games for the upcoming season. (Private Jets Magazine)

The University of Michigan will foot $2.5 of the $4 Millon Rich Rodriguez owes WVU. Disgusting. (The Detroit News)

More on Rodriguez being a douche. (Freep)

Plax says the rumors of homosexuality affected Kordell Stewart’s play. (Pro Football Talk)

Looks like the Spurs are a lock for the Finals again – they signed Roger Mason. (48 Minutes of Hell)

Top 10 NFL draft busts. (The Hazean)

David Beckham rubbernecks for LA tail. (The Sun)

A high school kid bored in Washington D.C.? No way! (The Sports Point)

One of the people trying to buy the Steelers is a face-painting, tailgater. (Post-Gazzette)

With every passing day I dislike Brett Favre and those that cover him (****! That’s me!) more and more. (CNBC)