Et tu, Tony Zendejas?
Courts, Legal, Drugs, NFL retirees, Sick and Twisted Individuals, What the hell is wrong with people July 10th. 2008, 4:45pm
Pretty gruesome day in the world of sports, huh? You had Jacksonville receiver Matt Jones cutting up lines of cocaine with a Foot Locker card at 4 am this morning in a seedy Arkansas parking lot, the rape and sexual assault allegations against former Florida basketball player Teddy Dupay, and now, the coup de grace: Tony Zendejas, the one-bar wonder who was a NFL kicker for about a decade, has been arrested charged with drugging a woman and then raping and sodomizing her.
If you’re like us, and you need a laugh in the face of all this nefarious athlete behavior, follow the jump.
Via Busted Coverage (NSFW)
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July 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Note: Teddy Dupay took this photo.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Is this all Lebatard does on his sabbatical?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Obviously, he didn’t love her.
/Dupay’ed
July 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
are we going yes, yes, dude, yes, yes?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
yuck, gross, hubba hubba, gag me with a spoon, grody
/cortes
July 10th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Actually, I was going to go yes, maybe, not my type, no, yes
July 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I like the Cigar part. Nice touch Dan.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Needs more eye makeup …..
July 10th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
dont forget the livechat and blog item for TBL
July 10th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
artie lange lost a lot of weight. goofohim…
July 10th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I was going for dibs, yes, dude, yes, and yes
July 10th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
yes, no, dude, no, yes but would probably regret it
Good stomach definition always gets me
July 10th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
BAM!!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I hope someone told him standard bathroom soap will not stop the itching.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
More like CLAP!!
Now you got it.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
yes, undecided, yes but scared of the eye makeup, yes
July 10th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I’m tellin’ ya, the one on the left(which I have formention ‘dibs’ on, looks batshit crazy, and a good time to boot)
July 10th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Yes, Yes, Dude, Yes, CRM’s sister, James Posey, hey, whats going on here, you stay away from her
July 10th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
the dibs call has me laughing
hate reality TV, but if lebatard got one, i’d watch
July 10th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
JEOMK
/cortes
July 10th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
no, maybe, boing, maybe, no
/A-Rod
July 10th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
TBL, that’s how we roll in the sticks. Your out and see a group of chicks, you call dibs. Friends don’t mess with with them until you’ve made a fool of yourself to the chick.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I don’t think even VH-1 would air a reality show about a sportswriter.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Hell yeah, maybe if no one sees me, dude, no, yes but i’m not happy about it.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Tony is bad, but Luis is still cool, right?
July 10th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Left: crazy and a freak.
Left-center: drunk, won’t move, but will call you pappy.
Center: LeBatard going “BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!”
Right-center: most likely to go for a threesome.
Right: total slut.
I call for a 7-10 split.
As for the original story…how many losers are really out there that can talk their way or pay their way into a woman’s loins?
July 10th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Probably – No (manface) – Gay – No (manface) – Yes (with a large order of Valtrex)
July 10th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Loser level: High
I just called three AT&T stores asking how many iphones they are getting. it’s not many. i am going to hit the first one at 555 am (when the line starts), and if it’s longer than 20 deep, I’m peacing out to my backup (which is only like 15 mins away).
The backup place seems to have more phones, but the first one is closest.
I will be honest: Tomorrow will be an angry day if i drive to two stores and dont end up with one.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Hell Yes, No, Probably, Maybe
July 10th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I said, “Do you love me?” and she said, “No, but that’s a really nice ski mask.”
/Tony Zendejas
July 10th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
TBL. Tell them you drove all that way in the Mazda, there is no way they will turn you away.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
If it’s an angry day that means an Anti-Kobe post, you always take your anger out on him
July 10th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
+ 1 to clown and roman.. made me laugh… and le batard’s sabbatical RULES!
July 10th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Go ahead and get the new iPhone 2.0 software and play around with that for a few days while the lines die down…
July 10th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
He desperately wants to make love to a school boy.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
so the sodomy was consensual? what a freak
July 10th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Did some drunk dude draw in that chick’s eyebrows with a Sharpie?
July 10th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Dude what else can possibly go wrong in the sports world…Martin Gramatica gets busted with a transvestite prostitute..ouch jinx
July 10th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Lebatard just said on PTI “You can’t dabble in cocaine if your not any good.”(Matt Jones)
July 10th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
It’s true. LT(the real one) had a long, great career on the stuff. Matt Jones? He shall be cut.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
If you guys had compiled a list of 20 athletes in the last 25 years whose name was least likely to appear in a TBL headline, i think Tony Zendejas might have won.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
OK guys, I totally don’t understand your taste in women. The one on the right has the best face out of the bunch! Granted, her hair is god awful, but still… The first girl on the left might have a flat stomach, but she’s clearly putting her body in a position that allows her to suck in. Also? She has NO chest. The two girls standing next to LeBatard are either obsessed with eyebrow pencils or they’ve never heard of waxing.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
4,1,2,3
July 11th, 2008 at 12:10 am
LOL artie lange!