I had a pretty big day yesterday outside the blogosphere. I got a haircut. I met a celebrity. (If you think TBL’s jet-setting US Weekly Days were wild, just wait for this one.) I even went to the drive-in for the first time in my life. I have to say, I’m perplexed by Wanted. Parts of it were really badass while other parts where absolutely ridiculous. It’s like this movie was made with Saturday afternoons on TNT in mind. I can’t tell if it made Biker Boyz look like Gone in 60 Seconds or the other way around. And I’m not sure if any of that was complimentary.

Krystal Forscutt makes her second (and third!) career Roundup appearance today. She’s currently 149 photos behind Kim Kardashian on the all-time list.

Everybody saw the cheerleaders, right? Just checking. (The Big Lead)

The New York Times thinks Milton Bradley is the victim of racism. (Texas Rangers Examiner)

An awful Red Sox Nation music video. (The Sports Hernia)

Randy Couture and Fedor really want each other. (YouTube)

Chicks dig the long ball. *Warning* Link does not contain chicks. (Life In The Cell)

To be fair, how was ESPN supposed to know that someone would actually check an Arena football game cap? (Waiting For Next Year)

Sam Cassell is judging a pole dancing contest. (SPORTS by BROOKS)

Kids start drinking young in Chicago. (Home Run Derby)

Just an excuse to give the middle finger to fans of other teams. (LA Times)

The All-Star game is tomorrow and the players think the “decides home field in the World Series” thing is pretty dumb. (Yahoo!)

Do you know anyone that bought the new iPhone. Oh, yeah… Never mind! (Funny or Die)

Remember when ska-punk-rock was cool? How about some Goldfinger? (Here In Your Bedroom)

I have to share this with you. I want to react further, but this web address is not the proper forum. All I will say is that there is a movie coming out called Donkey Punch. I… I… I just don’t know. This is going to take some time. All I know is that the highest level of props is reserved for tips like this one from schnitzengiggles. I’m going to say it here and now, Donkey Punch is the new Snakes on a Plane. Book it.

Pre-Post Update: Here’s my full take.