Self Breathes a Sigh: Collins Didn’t Expose Himself
College Basketball, College Football July 14th. 2008, 5:00pm
Bill Self must have been partying over the weekend: No criminal charges will be levied against Kansas guard Sherron Collins after a woman claimed he exposed himself to her in an elevator last month. This news at least offers a shred of hope that the Jayhawks can be a Top 10 team next season.
No word on whether or not Penn State’s library masturbator, Stanley Pringle, will skate as easily.
Slow weekend on the college sports front – unless you want to count the Tebow-Andrews shenanigans – but via the Wizard of Odds comes something for all you workout wonders: the University of Washington football team is sticking with its post-practice chocolate milk. After the gym today, we can’t wait to get a half chocolate/half vanilla milkshake from McDonald’s, all in the name of “nutrients.”
KU’s Collins won’t face criminal charges (KC Star)
10 Responses to “Self Breathes a Sigh: Collins Didn’t Expose Himself”
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July 14th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
were any “once you pop, you cant stop” jokes made about Pringle?
July 14th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Self was recruiting Xavier Henry over the weekend, but he probably got some partying in as well.
July 14th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Collins’ shaft jokes > Pringle jokes
July 14th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Insufficient evidence in a flashing case, huh…
July 14th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
FAN reporting NBA betting scandal possibly extends to Ref Foster, apparently 134 phone calls to Donaghy and they only worked a couple of games together.
July 14th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I got a good chuckle out of that one.
TBL, I don’t think there is much of a comparison between a carton of fat free chocolate milk and a McD’s milkshake. Stick with the Optimum Nutrition 100% whey chocolate double scoop protein shake.
July 14th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
(insert protein shake joke here)
July 14th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Why? Whey Matrix with CEE and a weekly shot of Triple Blend + Tren will get you real results.
July 14th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
SG we all know you love the protein shakes
July 14th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
huge bombshell: Florida is getting 100 million over 10 years from fox sports. I think that effectively torpedoes any talk of a SEC network. http://www.bizjournals.com/orlando/stories/2008/07/14/daily4.html