No need to try and get cute with this item that, if true, has to go down as one of his finest quotes ever: (via the Wilmington Journal via Deadspin):

While at the restaurant, Kornheiser didn’t make too many friends, a source told me. After announcing that he was “too famous to be here,” a staffer finally found him a corner table to keep him from, ahem, all his fans. Once there, the type of crabs he wanted weren’t on the menu and he allegedly said, “I want what I want when I want it.”

My source swore he said that, but I’d be surprised if anyone could be such an ass. Staffers had to go next door to the Big Fish Seafood Market to get Kornheiser his precious crabs.

Pithy tangent: We’ve spent time in Dewey Beach (our buddies swears that the Starboard is the greatest – and by greatest, he means most debaucherous – bar in the country) and Ocean City (Secrets!), but we’ve largely avoided prissy Rehoboth, which actually has a funny but unprintable nickname. Gosh we hope TK said this. “I’m too famous to be here,” might just be the new, “don’t you know who the F I am?”