World Cup 2010 Braces For Legalized Prostitution
Hookers, Soccer July 16th. 2008, 12:00pm
Don’t get your hopes totally up just yet - fuddy duddy religious and political groups and trying to put the kibosh on it. Just a reminder: In addition to overflowing your luggage with rubbers, pack some in your carry-on; you know how badly airlines are losing bags these days.
An additional concern is Aids - some five million people in South Africa are HIV-positive - making it one of the world’s worst-hit countries.
This just in via IM - a friend of Ronaldo’s wants to know if there will be trannies in addition to hookers. We’ll look into it for you, buddy.
SA prostitution plans condemned (BBC News)
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July 16th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
They brace for this every year. World Cub attenders like whores.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Prostitution is going to happen, so please regulate it.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I am sure the fact that even our shitty economy is ten times in better shape than South Africa’s will have no effect on this.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
WC 2010 in SA is looking like a sequel to The Road Warrior — bad transportation, incomplete/inadequate stadia, tons of people, tons of crime, tons of diseases and whores everywhere.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
is stadia the plural of stadium?
July 16th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
the OED says either is acceptable
July 16th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
@benji - I believe its “Stadiumz”
July 16th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
nobody cares about the home run derby. im gonna do some posts on UFC and NBA free agency
/tbl
July 16th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
2014 in brazil is going to be even worse for all those things
god FIFA is such a non corrupt organization!
July 16th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
you know, she’s not bad looking for an actual prostitute. the meth use must not have caught up to her yet.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
looks like britney murphy
July 16th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
A less beefy Courtney Love?
I was going to wear a condom, but then I thought, “Hey, when’s the next time I’m going to be in a South African shantytown?”
July 16th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
@broseph
Bad Idea Jeans
July 16th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
South African Tranny Hookers…Ronaldo needs a Chaperone and antibiotics.
July 16th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Tyler Duffy hasn’t received news like this since his college girlfriend called him Johan Cruyff during a late night encounter.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
South African whores = Hatian whores