World Cup 2010 Braces For Legalized Prostitution

Hookers, Soccer TheBigLead July 16th. 2008, 12:00pm

Don’t get your hopes totally up just yet – fuddy duddy religious and political groups and trying to put the kibosh on it. Just a reminder: In addition to overflowing your luggage with rubbers, pack some in your carry-on; you know how badly airlines are losing bags these days.

An additional concern is Aids – some five million people in South Africa are HIV-positive – making it one of the world’s worst-hit countries.

This just in via IM – a friend of Ronaldo’s wants to know if there will be trannies in addition to hookers. We’ll look into it for you, buddy.

SA prostitution plans condemned (BBC News)

16 Responses to “World Cup 2010 Braces For Legalized Prostitution”

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Hef Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
They brace for this every year. World Cub attenders like whores.
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August West Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Prostitution is going to happen, so please regulate it.
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MickelsonsManBoobs Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I am sure the fact that even our shitty economy is ten times in better shape than South Africa’s will have no effect on this.
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BFFredo Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
WC 2010 in SA is looking like a sequel to The Road Warrior — bad transportation, incomplete/inadequate stadia, tons of people, tons of crime, tons of diseases and whores everywhere.
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benji Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
is stadia the plural of stadium?
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August West Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
the OED says either is acceptable
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Cousins of Ron Mexico Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
@benji – I believe its “Stadiumz”
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molemaninthemorning Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Last night’s ESPN telecast of the 2008 State Farm Home Run Derby – held at Yankee Stadium in its final season – averaged a 6.4 rating and 6,184,000 household impressions to become the most-viewed Home Run Derby ever among households (5,718,000 households in 1999 was the previous record). The Derby led ESPN to win the night – cable and broadcast – among viewers, Men 18-34, Men 18-49, Men 25-54, Adults 18-34, Adults 18-49 and Adults 25-54.
Additionally, the Derby is the highest-rated and most-viewed ad-supported cable program in 2008 to date. This year’s Home Run Derby is up 35 percent over last year in viewers (6,778,000), 29 percent in households (4,778,000 in 2007), and 25 percent in rating (5.1 last year).
nobody cares about the home run derby. im gonna do some posts on UFC and NBA free agency
/tbl
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molemaninthemorning Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
WC 2010 in SA is looking like a sequel to The Road Warrior â€” bad transportation, incomplete/inadequate stadia, tons of people, tons of crime, tons of diseases and whores everywhere.
2014 in brazil is going to be even worse for all those things
god FIFA is such a non corrupt organization!
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The Fan's Attic Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
you know, she’s not bad looking for an actual prostitute. the meth use must not have caught up to her yet.
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molemaninthemorning Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
looks like britney murphy
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broseph Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
A less beefy Courtney Love?
I was going to wear a condom, but then I thought, “Hey, when’s the next time I’m going to be in a South African shantytown?”
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OnterrioSmith Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
@broseph
Bad Idea Jeans
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Tampa Bo Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
South African Tranny Hookers…Ronaldo needs a Chaperone and antibiotics.
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thenug Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Tyler Duffy hasn’t received news like this since his college girlfriend called him Johan Cruyff during a late night encounter.
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I Pulled a Groin Says:
July 16th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I was going to wear a condom, but then I thought, â€œHey, when’s the next time I’m going to be in a South African shantytown?â€
South African whores = Hatian whores