PM Roundup: Ready for the Weekend (at Bernie’s)
Boxing, MMA, NFL, Politics, Television, Tennis, Uncategorized July 23rd. 2008, 3:45pm
Alessandra Ambrosio cuts a fine figure… Spaced came out on DVD yesterday… How did I miss that!?
I’m considering another Elite XC live-blog Saturday if I feel like there’s some interest. It shouldn’t be the freak show it was last time and there might even be an example or two of mixed martial arts. Heck, you’ll even get to see women throw actual punches. It’ll be like the WNBA, but you might enjoy watching it.
The top earning female athletes list came out. Sharapova is first, but I want to know who is paying Michele Wie, and why. (Down the Line!)
Puritans are outraged. Meanwhile, TBL clears room on his DVR. (Yahoo!)
Ridiculous NFL licensed merchandise. (Deuce of Davenport)
What would you bid for a date with an underage teen sensation? (Link SFW, however it is Not Safe For Street Cred) I’m guessing the winner immediately goes to jail. (People)
Mike Tyson’s house is freaking insane. Hey – just like him! (illicitohio.com)
If Justin Timberlake says “Shuckin’ and jivin’” and no one is watching… (Deadspin)
Somebody thinks Reggie Bush won’t suck this season. (The Hazean)
John McCain supports Dennis Erickson. (Hey Jenny Slater)
Celebrities and athletes who were separated at birth. (ESPN The Magazine On Line Edition Dot Com)
Local MILF’s and a teenage sex party. (Philly.com)
Meet White Sox pitcher Clayton Richard. (Life in the Cell)
I bet you didn’t expect this, did you?
When Jonathon Silverman heard about TBL’s comments earlier today he responding by sending this picture, a link to his IMDB page (2 projects in production!?) and a short e-mail*. Here’s an excerpt:
“How’s my ass taste, Jason?”
*Jonathon Silverman didn’t e-mail us. Only Jerry O’Connell** has time to do that.
**Just kidding, Jerry O’Connell currently has 3 projects in production and would like Jonathon Silverman to know how his ass tastes.***
***Would this not the be the most random Hollywood fued evar?
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July 23rd, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Please…….Let me help! I promise not to send anymore WNBA clips
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
“She asked if anyone would want to join her in the shower. . .,” the 15-year-old testified. “I wasn’t planning on having sex when I entered the bathroom. After stuff happened, I changed my mind.”
sure buddy
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
What guy (boy) runs to the police after banging his teacher?
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Wow, the Vince Young thing went off without a hitch!
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Penthouse couldn’t write details that good. I love that story.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Even the gay porn question? I find this hard to believe…
/sarcasm
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
TBL, was it via phone or email/chat? I’m sure it went off swell if the latter.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Gallaraga has a no-no through 6. He has only thrown like 64 pitches.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Asked by Eriksen about his hazy recollection, the teen who allegedly had intercourse with Honeycutt indicated he would rather forget.
“I’ve been trying to think about it as little as possible,” he said.
Yeah right little liar.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS cool_rick mentioned it too! Never gonna happen now boys!
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Dammit JB you beat me to it, you won this 49er battle but you haven’t won the war!!!!!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Just read the teenage sex party story. that was awesome. Except for the part where the teenage kids turn her in. Seriously who does that. Milk that through highschool.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
it is every male teen’s dream band a milf. someone tell this to the judge.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
@mike NYC- no teacher. Just one of the kids friends mom. you have to read that article. very funny if true
I always wondered why Mike bought a house in Trumbull county. Don King?
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Hey has anyone heard about Galarraga? He’s perfect going into the 7th w/6 k’s. I wonder if he’ll keep it up.
/helping?
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
so much for that
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
You guys jinxed it.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
woo hoo! perfection over
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
If would have been able to shag one of my hot neighborhood ladies, you can bet your ass I wouldn’t have told the police. What the f.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
At least I can go back to not giving a crap about a Royals/Tigers game.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
On the Spaced commentary tracks are Kevin Smith, Tarantino, and Diablo Cody. It should be pretty cool, well except for the Diablo Cody part.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
irish…Don King indeed.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
That woman wasn’t terrible looking (for 38). He’ll be begging for some free tail soon enough. See, PA can party just as good as FLA.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
kids these days are so stupid and unappreciative.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
@spencer- where is that? Mentor?
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Thanks for all the help fellas. Now I can work in peace knowing that the Royals can’t be no hit.
/until possibly tomorrow.
//life of a Royals fan.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Every roundup there seems to be something crazy going on in Philly. I may have to change my stance on Philly as a city. Especially considering this new milf story
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Holy Fuck! I “Cofee Caked” him
/
Not a gay reference
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Penthouse couldn’t write details that good. I love that story.
lmao. good one
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:07 pm
philly ain’t got nuthin on central floriduh.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:09 pm
irish…warren is the big city in Trumbull.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
But let us not forget that in Ohio a guy was arrested for having sex with a picnic table repeatedly.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
@CRM – expert = excerpt
/correct word police
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
For chrissakes, pull him already. Leyland always pulls this shit.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Honeycutt emerged briefly afterward, smoked a cigarette and exposed herself again, the witnesses said. She then returned to the shower, this time followed by the 14-year-old.
In a voice that could barely be heard, the youth said he engaged in two sex acts in the shower with Honeycutt, but did not have intercourse.
So his buddy gets laid he probably got a blowjob what are they complaining about? Ungrateful little fuckers.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Ohio, where old men try to drink pee
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Whats the second pic in the roundup?
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
The first time I’ve ever influenced a title to a PM roundup post.
/Proud
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?s=8583115
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Yeah, back in our day we used to have walk uphill through 2 feet of snow both ways to bang the neighborhood lady.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@ cool rick Now we know why Lebron wants to leave Ohio.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
just had to read that again.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
cool_rick…did you ever think about the possibility he was trying to win an international, underground beer drinking competition? not even for a second? for shame…
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Spence – it was kids pee, so I doubt it. The funny thing is that I dont think trying to drink someone elses pee is a crime. I could be wrong.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:20 pm
pee is pee.
drinking someone else’s pee is truly the only victimless crime.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
and ive officially gone crazy at work…i need a vacation.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
he’s got an illness, lay off the guy all right.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
They really help Spencer, before my week long vacation last week I despised and detested my job, now I just dislike it
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Off topic but I finally saw 21 last night and I thought it was pretty ghay
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Is it necessary to drink my own urine…no I do it because it’s sterile and I like the taste..
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
btw, god AA looks hot in that first pic. Those legs. Son of a.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:24 pm
If you pee in the shower you should be arrested.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
the one funny line from dodgeball…god that movie was atrocious.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Honeycutt emerged briefly afterward, smoked a cigarette and exposed herself again, the witnesses said. She then returned to the shower, this time followed by the 14-year-old
lol. this is truly one of the funniest stories i have read in a long time
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
cbh read the book “bringing down the house” a lot better
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
theyd have to lock me up and throw away the key then.
plus i heard peeing in the shower kills bacteria.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Fuck that – peeing in the shower should be in the bill of rights.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I agree mmonast. Book is good. Read that f’er in 2 days.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
21 is based off of bringing down the house.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I continue to be amazed by the number of people that pee in the shower.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?!?!?!
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
when my dad was in the army he said they would pee on there feet to kill athletes foot.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Different pipes go to different places!
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
CB$ – what if the teenage had peed in the shower of the sexy milf? Is that a crime? Draft your statute more precisely.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm
my old roommate had a thing about peeing in sinks, he did it everywhere; public bathrooms, residential bathrooms, laundry rooms, etc. so we knew this going into it and had one side of the kitchen sink (it was divided with 2 drains – we used the side with the garbage disposal) that was expressly for him to pee into (i know it’s gross, we were in college and hammered/stoned all day).
but one of my roomates didnt know about it until one day he caught him doing it while we were watching TV. so he gets all pissed and the two get in a fight and my one roommate goes and takes a shower all pissed off.
oh, i forgot to mention the pisser was on a week long bender and i found him, on consecutive days, passed out drunk at 3 pm, sitting up covered in pee.
so he’s all sorts of drunk, takes a shower, comes out butt-ass naked with a towel in a turban and pisses in the sink while giving my other roommate the thumbs up. and the roommate who pissed was hung like a half pack of rolaids. one of the funniest thigns ive ever seen.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm
No, thats called a fetish.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
oops
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
@jb: the lady should get in trouble if she asked/made them piss on her. cuz most likely, this was their first sexual experience and she would have them thinking that they should always be pissing on people during sex. and that’s not true at all.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:40 pm
@benji that could be why they told the cops. Pissing on people during sex is not cool.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:40 pm
this behavior is more common than one thinks. especially if you are having morning wood and you gotta go. the bathroom sink is perfect.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
@benji. So are you saying that R. Kelly has it all wrong?
and fuck the brewers by the way. Fucking bill hall.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:44 pm
sparty…totally. i piss in the sink in gas station bathrooms because i dont wanna get my peen sick from nasty shit on toilets like that.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:44 pm
yes, i’m saying R. Kelly has it all wrong. Don’t hate.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Peeing in the shower earns carbon credits by saving water. I think learned that from Sara Snow.
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Was the intercourse that bad really, I know we all had “exchanges” that we would rather forget but at 15, I would think you take whatever you can get
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:54 pm
The only thing I can think is that one of their mothers over heard a conversation and made them go to the police. Its not like 48 hours post milf banging this kid thought to go to the police. At 15 if I am doing anything 2 days later it would involve sneaking out of the house for more wise teachings by this cougar.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Pretty please!
July 24th, 2008 at 8:26 am
way, way late to this … but Silverman isn’t the only one with a photo standing next to Stacey Keibler!